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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-02-2012, 07:53 PM

I have a story that a, um, ah, friend told me. It was very, very late and very, very dark in his bedroom, and his wife was extremely tired and he was in a hurry and things just didn't feel quite right to him. He claimed it was bad aim on his part, but he just possibly may have been gay for ten minutes or so. When Jesus reviews his life on judgement day, is it just possible that this one may slip by unnoticed? He is not sure himself if he sinned or not. I advised him to get his story straight before judgement day by taking a ruler and measuring the distance between "straight and gay" so he has a plausible defense. I see this fellow very often, so what should my advice to him be? Could Heaven and hell actually be a mere inch apart?
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Brother Harold, if most gay men had AIDS, there would be a lot less of them. Case closed as far as I'm concerned.
Why would there be a lot less of them?

People in Western nations don't die of the Godly AIDS disease anymore. Pharmaceutical companies have created all manner of drugs which keep these "people" alive and well for decades with the AIDS, able to share it with anyone who'll bend over.


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Why would there be a lot less of them?

People in Western nations don't die of the Godly AIDS disease anymore. Pharmaceutical companies have created all manner of drugs which keep these "people" alive and well for decades with the AIDS, able to share it with anyone who'll bend over.
Except witches who spit their AIDs tainted blood into the faces of innocent Christians to spread the disease. That's why a man should never have anal sex (as in gay sex) with a woman. She might be a witch trying get herself infected with AIDs.



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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-03-2012, 02:32 PM

Good news! My friend that thought he may have inadvertently sodomised his wife is breathing a sigh of relief today. With his cell phone camera and a flashlight, he took several pictures of her lady parts to better delve into the issue. His wife tips the scales at 395 pounds, down from her peak weight of 410. The whole area 'down there' is such a confusing mess that nobody could make sense of the pictures. Now you would think that these pictures would constitute some form of pornography, but I can truthfully testify that such is definitely not the case. In her defense, she was just getting over a terrible case of dysentery, so that added to the confusion. After personally viewing the pics, I have to wonder how he ever managed to get it right in the first place, but they do have a child so I'm thinking there is some form of miracle going on here. Praise Jesus!
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Good news! My friend that thought he may have inadvertently sodomised his wife is breathing a sigh of relief today. With his cell phone camera and a flashlight, he took several pictures of her lady parts to better delve into the issue. His wife tips the scales at 395 pounds, down from her peak weight of 410. The whole area 'down there' is such a confusing mess that nobody could make sense of the pictures. Now you would think that these pictures would constitute some form of pornography, but I can truthfully testify that such is definitely not the case. In her defense, she was just getting over a terrible case of dysentery, so that added to the confusion. After personally viewing the pics, I have to wonder how he ever managed to get it right in the first place, but they do have a child so I'm thinking there is some form of miracle going on here. Praise Jesus!
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-03-2012, 09:23 PM

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Good news! My friend that thought he may have inadvertently sodomised his wife is breathing a sigh of relief today. With his cell phone camera and a flashlight, he took several pictures of her lady parts to better delve into the issue. His wife tips the scales at 395 pounds, down from her peak weight of 410. The whole area 'down there' is such a confusing mess that nobody could make sense of the pictures. Now you would think that these pictures would constitute some form of pornography, but I can truthfully testify that such is definitely not the case. In her defense, she was just getting over a terrible case of dysentery, so that added to the confusion. After personally viewing the pics, I have to wonder how he ever managed to get it right in the first place, but they do have a child so I'm thinking there is some form of miracle going on here. Praise Jesus!
Oh my GOD!! This vision is enough to push one to fagotry....
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Matthew 6:7 "But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking."


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Matthew 6:7 "But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking."
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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-07-2012, 04:41 PM

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Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)



I’m just going to get straight to the point -

ANAL SEX = GAY SEX.

Yes, that's right, folks! Anal Sex (sodomy) is GAY SEX - Even if it's with a woman!


Let’s be clear here - if a man asks his girlfriend / wife / lover if he can perform anal sex on her - HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL! Because he is effectively asking to perform a GAY SEXUAL ACT on you, and you know what, that sounds pretty gay to me! No if's, no but's - The guy's a fag!


Yes, he may seem like he’s straight red-blooded heterosexual guy to you, he may even look ‘normal’, but think about it: Why would any straight guy want to have GAY SEX with you? I think you know the answer already – HE WOULDN’T! No straight guy would EVER want to put his manhood in somewhere you poop out of, UNLESS HE WAS A FAG!

You may not want to believe it, but I would be willing to bet that, when you’re not around, he probably gets up to all sorts of sick sexual perversions. He probably frequents gay bars and public restrooms, on the lookout for small children to molest. He also probably has 2 or 3 gay friends, who he lets anally rape him on a regular basis. I bet when you’re not around he even walks around your home in your underwear, or wearing your best Sunday dress, and he probably masturbates over pictures of young boys. He may even have AIDS, as most gays do!

Make no mistake here, he may only be dating you so that he can give you AIDS too! It’s a cold hard FACT that most Gay men HATE women: That’s WHY they’re gay.



If a woman asks her boyfriend / husband / lover to perform anal sex on her - THIS MAKES HER A HOMOSEXUAL TOO! Because she is asking him (a man) to perform a GAY HOMOSEXUAL ACT on her, and THIS MAKES HER A GAY! She is probably man-hating dyke, and she is trying to turn him into a Gay too! What other reason would there be to offer him sex in place where she poops out of, rather than in the ‘flower of her womanhood’??




ANAL SEX = THE ULTIMATE INSULT TO GOD!

God cannot be clearer here, Sodomy is an ABOMINATION! Whether it is with a man, OR WITH A WOMAN! God makes no distinctions here, whether a man sodomise another man, or a woman, they are BOTH sodomites, because they have BOTH indulged in the perversion of Sodomy.

Deuteronomy 23:17-18
“There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel. Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God.”

1 Kings 14:24
“And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.”

Romans 1 even talks about women who “did change the natural use into that which is against nature”, which is clearly referring to sodomy, and this made their men “burn in their lust one toward another”. See, many seem to miss the FACT that women can lead the men into the perversion of sodomy, just like when Eve lead Adam into temptation in the Garden of Eden. It was the women in this verse who first ‘changed the nature of their use’ by letting their men sodomise them, and from the next few passages we can see that this made the men “burn in their lust one toward another”, because the women had let them perform a homosexual act on them, and this turned their men into Gays. And for this, God states that they are “worthy of death” for this perversion.

Romans 1:26-32 “For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
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Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.”

So why does God hate Anal Sex (sodomy) so much? Why is it so ‘detestable’ to him? Well, think about it THIS WAY –

God created men and women so they could make little soldiers for Christ. Create the 'miracle of life' between them. A man’s seed is MEANT to go inside his wife’s womanhood, and create a beautiful little child. By performing Anal Sex it is effectively perverting all that is natural. It is sick and wrong, and it is the ULTIMATE INSULT TO GOD!

By performing Anal Sex, a man is effectively shooting his baby-making seed into his partners bowels. How do you think God feels, knowing that he’s giving you this wonderful gift to create life, and watching you dumping it up inside SOMEONE’S GARBAGE CHUTE? Because THAT’S exactly what you’re doing! You are mocking God with your actions! In effect, you are saying to God “Hey, I’d rather dump my seed in the garbage, than use it to create a child with this girl I ‘supposedly’ love!” It’s an abomination! To take something that could create a life, and dump it in someone’s bowels like that!

And THAT is why God says anyone who does something THAT disrespectful and perverted is “worthy of death”. Because if you’re going to offend and insult God like that, by showing him total disrespect by sodomising someone, you deserve NOTHING LESS! Amen!



HAVE ANAL SEX, AND GOD WILL GIVE YOU AIDS!

I don’t know if anyone’s ever noticed this, but up until the 1960’s Sodomy (Anal Sex) was still ILLEGAL here in the States. Way back in 1778 Thomas Jefferson wrote a law in Virginia which contained a punishment of castration for those who engage in sodomy, however this was rejected by the Virginia Legislature, which continued to prescribe death as the maximum penalty for the crime of sodomy in that state.

And even up until 1962, only 40 years ago, sodomy was a felony in EVERY STATE! It was punished by a lengthy term of imprisonment and/or hard labor, though the penalty for violating a sodomy law varied very widely from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. The harshest penalties were in Idaho, where a person convicted of sodomy could earn a life sentence. Michigan followed, with a maximum penalty of 15 years imprisonment while repeat offenders got life.

By 2003, because of pressure from the growing pressure from the Homosexual Agenda, 27 states, the District of Columbia, and 4 territories had repealed their sodomy laws by legislative action, 9 states had had them overturned or invalidated by state court action, 4 states still had same-sex sodomy laws, and 10 states, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. military had laws applying to all regardless of gender. In 2005 Puerto Rico repealed its sodomy law, and in 2006 Missouri repealed its law against "homosexual conduct." Three states have yet to repeal such laws: Oklahoma, Kansas and Texas.

Across the rest of the World, Sodomy was decriminalized in Thailand in 1956, Sweden legalized sodomy in 1944, Hungary in 1962, in the UK in 1967 etc etc.

Now, think about THIS -

AIDS was only first reported 1981 – LESS THAN TWENTY YEARS AFTER SODOMY (ANAL SEX) WAS FIRST MADE LEGAL! A coincidence? I think not!

More proof that God INVENTED AIDS, as a PUNISHMENT for all those who engage in Anal Sodomy Sex! Think about it, friends. While Sodomy was illegal, not one case of AIDS ever turned up in 1000’s of years!! THEN, Society turned their backs on God’s clear commandment: That Anal Sex is an abomination, worthy only of death! And what did they do? They LEGALISED it! No wonder God gave them AIDS! And I for one cannot wait until EVERY MAN AND WOMAN who indulge in ANAL SODOMY SEX get AIDS, AND DIE! Their blood is on their own heads! Praise!
I read through the whole thing before posting, and I have to ask, put very simply, what? I'm a devout Christian that has neither engaged or desired anal with my wife, but am inquiring on your extreme (and extremely nonsensical) pose on this issue because of the light it sheds on my Father.

I know this will probably make you rage and ban/edit my post, but I'm just trying to understand anything that was said in the previous post. In my understanding, everyone has a "brown flower" and the type of sex is determined by the gender of the parties involved. Man + Woman = Hetero (meaning, not "alike"). Man + Man or Woman + Woman = Homo (meaning, "alike").

Now if you're arguing that the act of anal sex in and of itself is its own separate sin... then that's all well and good if your community chooses to add that in to their Christian beliefs, but simply stating that it's "gay" somehow is completely absurd and is debasing any opinion others have of our religion, reinforcing the growingly common view that Christians are idiots, amongst the ranks of Scientology and Comet chasers.

I feel as I have more to say, but my belief that this is a serious issue of discussion weakens with ever second it lingers in my mind.

P.S. I don't know if you're serious or if this is the biggest troll ever invented to make Christians look like idiots. If you're trolls, then my hat off to you as this is the most brilliant device I've ever seen to debase a religion.
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I read through the whole thing before posting, and I have to ask, put very simply, what? I'm a devout Christian that has neither engaged or desired anal with my wife, but am inquiring on your extreme (and extremely nonsensical) pose on this issue because of the light it sheds on my Father.
Oh AMEN!

Friend, this makes me so happy to read, I'm literally wiping away the tears from mine eyes as I type!

You see, everything, everything we do here is with the intention of shedding light on the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost! We desire nothing more than to expose the Glory of the Faith of Christ (Galatians 2:16) as found in the impeccable Holy Bible, King James Version 1611!

And yes, we are most serious in our endeavor. Mocking the LORD is not what we are about here.



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I read through the whole thing before posting,
Friend, I'm a bit concerned that on your very first visit to this forum, you find and study a thread about anal sex.

A thread far down the index page.

Not the Introduction Forum, not the Church Fellowship section, but you went straight to the "gay" section and hunted down a thread about anal sex.

I'm sure you can see why this would cause me no small consternation.


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-07-2012, 05:21 PM

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In my understanding, everyone has a "brown flower..."
Nothing to be poetic about here. It’s called a rectum and no mans groin ferret is supposed to be pushed into it. It’s as simple as that.

This thread is filled with adequate references to the Bible if you don’t believe me.


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(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Jesus said that the entirety of the law is still in force. That means that homosexuals and those who try to tempt us to follow false gods are to be executed.

Did He stutter? No. Not one jot nor tittle of the law is set aside.


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-10-2012, 05:59 AM

A very simple rule that one of my teachers have pointed out is perfect for this situation "stuff should go out, but never in." for the life of me I can't remember what brought this up perhaps someone attempted this when he was around, public school and all. Still the lesson is an invaluable one that every one would benefit to learn. I do hope most people would just know that, but it doesn't seem to be the case.
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A very simple rule that one of my teachers have pointed out is perfect for this situation "stuff should go out, but never in." for the life of me I can't remember what brought this up perhaps someone attempted this when he was around, public school and all. Still the lesson is an invaluable one that every one would benefit to learn. I do hope most people would just know that, but it doesn't seem to be the case.
Virgin I presume...




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Virgin I presume...
The Dutch have legends about putting their fingers in dykes to teach the about things that go only one way.

God's laws in this matter are as simple to understand as a One-Way street sign – with a simple schedule of penalties for their infraction.


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The Dutch have legends about putting their fingers in dykes to teach the about things that go only one way.

God's laws in this matter are as simple to understand as a One-Way street sign – with a simple schedule of penalties for their infraction.
I am surprised you are backing up curiousboob94 here (who will probably stay a virgin curious about boobs his entire life). So a cooter is either for letting a penis in or a baby out, but not both? That makes me wonder, how exactly do you Christians make more Christians? Because this way only the virgin Maria would be allowed to have a baby.

It could explain this though: Number of Protestant Americans Is in Steep Decline, Study Finds (The New York Times)




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I am surprised you are backing up curiousboob94 here (who will probably stay a virgin curious about boobs his entire life). So a cooter is either for letting a penis in or a baby out, but not both? That makes me wonder, how exactly do you Christians make more Christians? Because this way only the virgin Maria would be allowed to have a baby.

It could explain this though: Number of Protestant Americans Is in Steep Decline, Study Finds (The New York Times)
Pay attention, the thread title is "Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)". Blonds might have more fun, but serious attention to intellectual pursuits and conformance with the Holy Bible (KJV1611) isn't one of them.


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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!) - 10-17-2012, 11:53 AM

Help!! My boyfriend wanted to forgo "Anal sex" last Friday(I declined). What should I do??
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