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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-22-2007, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
In this case, wrong. We have tried ignoring it, insulting it, turning the hose on it, banning it -- we've tried everything, but she just keeps coming back.
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The hose? When?
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-22-2007, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Alexia
If we ignore it, hell will go away. right.. right?
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This is the state of denial in which all unsaved trash permanently exist. Sadly, it doesn't quite work like that. You can ignore Jesus as much as you like, but He won't go away, and He won't be ignoring what you do.
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The hose? When?
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Oh, do calm down, you insufferable woman. This is what happens when we allow deviants to run wild over our boards instead of banning them: Rachael Van Furtrading's realised that Allie's waterboarding will have resulted in Allie in a wet t-shirt, and now Rachael's poor abused husband is going to have to buy a new stainproof chair. I hope everyone's happy.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-22-2007, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Enobarbus
In this case, wrong. We have tried ignoring it, insulting it, turning the hose on it, banning it -- we've tried everything, but she just keeps coming back.
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It's true. And you'll never get rid of me! MWUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
The hose? When?
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During summer... I got a little too... Rowdy... Needed some cooling off, you might say.
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-22-2007, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
During summer... I got a little too... Rowdy... Needed some cooling off, you might say.
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Enough of this! You two's thespain banter is not welcome here by Jesus
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-22-2007, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Oh, do calm down, you insufferable woman. This is what happens when we allow deviants to run wild over our boards instead of banning them: Rachael Van Furtrading's realised that Allie's waterboarding will have resulted in Allie in a wet t-shirt, and now Rachael's poor abused husband is going to have to buy a new stainproof chair. I hope everyone's happy.
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He won't be doing any such thing.
That was a plastic chair.
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Re: Immediate Prayers Needed -
03-22-2007, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
He won't be doing any such thing.
That was a plastic chair.
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We do not want to hear about the bicycle seat you sit on while surfing the internets!!! PRAISE Jesus women in Freehold are not allowed to own such things.
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