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Default California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 01-28-2014, 12:35 AM

“I’ve called for a collaborative effort to restrain our water use,” Brown said. “This is a call to arms. This is not a partisan adversary, this is Mother Nature.”

Of course True Christian™ believers know that "Mother Nature" is not the adversary, God is! Praise Jesus!

To organize a call to arms against such a character is an exercise in futility because she does not exist. If a man wages a war against a nonexistent enemy, can the people of California really trust him to govern?



The Holy Bible tells us that too little rain or too much rain is a sign of judgment. The Bible also says rain falling in its seasons is a blessing. (Job 37:13) We must realize that God is the only option if rain is what is needed. Water conservation will not help. New and innovative water recycling programs will not help. Relying on man-made solutions lead to arrogance and a false sense of power. No law or technological device can make rain. God alone is the rainmaker.

God is not a God to be ignored or mocked. Pretending He is a mythological old lady with weeds in her hair and squirrels running around her feet will win no favors for the state. Nor can He be rushed, as we saw when Governor Perry of Texas led a state-wide prayer to Almighty God for rain in 2011. We saw the drought in Texas continue to worsen for following the Days of Prayer. While only 15-17% of the state was undergoing exceptional drought by late April, the percentage grew to 50% a month later, and by late June, more than 70% of the state was experiencing exceptional drought conditions, a level at which it persisted until August 18, 2011. Texans waited in prayerful anticipation until October 9, 2011, when the first major rains fell. How much worse will it be for a state that not only ignores God, they openly defy His Divine Mandates (Queen Latifa makes a mockery of marriage during the Grammy's).



If I shut up heaven that there be no rain, or if I command the locusts to devour the land, or if I send pestilence among my people;
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways;
then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:13-14


California! What are you waiting for? Do you want the LORD to make you eat your own babies?!? Now is the time to repent!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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California! What are you waiting for? Do you want the LORD to make you eat your own babies?!? Now is the time to repent!

GOD moves in mysterious ways!

You posted Deuteronomy 28:53, I posted Leviticus 26:29.

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Default Re: California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 01-28-2014, 01:39 AM

That hell hole called California should have expected this a long time ago. Recently parts of Australia had a drought that lasted 13 years as punishment for its sins. The few good folk left in California had better steel themselves for another 11 years of it.

Or: destroy Hellywood, destroy San Francisco (maybe God should wage another earthquake on that place) and destroy all the disgusting places there. Only that will break their drought.

Genesis 19:24-25 Then zthe Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven; 25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
Genesis 19:28-29 28 And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, cthe smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace. 29 And it came to pass, when God destroyed the cities of the plain, that God dremembered Abraham, and sent Lot out of the midst of the overthrow, when he overthrew the cities in the which Lot dwelt.
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Default Re: California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 01-29-2014, 11:00 PM

If you followed news about daughts across Southern U. S., you would find Governors there regularly pray for rain. It's what Governors do.

Will Jerry Browns pray for rain? No, he blames citizens for using too much water.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 01-29-2014, 11:33 PM

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If you followed news about daughts across Southern U. S., you would find Governors there regularly pray for rain. It's what Governors do.

Will Jerry Browns pray for rain? No, he blames citizens for using too much water.
Maybe he should be reminded of Amos 9:6

It is he that buildeth his stories in the heaven,
And hath founded his troop in the earth;
He that calleth for the waters of the sea,
And poureth them out upon the face of the earth:
The Lord is his name.



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Default Re: California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 01-30-2014, 01:06 AM

Like most informed Christians, I too believe that the godless State of California is likely on the verge of total destruction at the hand the Lord God. This for their grievous affronts to Him, which are too numerous to enumerate on this Godly forum.

God has created great cracks that run to the east of the inhabited areas of California. The sea is to the west. I believe there can be no better explaination for this work than to say plainly that it seems certain that the Lord will soon break California (and possibly the entire West Coast) off from the rest of America and plunge them into the depths of the Pacific Ocean, that the sin there be extinguished and the sinful made to account for their wretched behavior.

His will be done.


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I believe there can be no better explaination for this work than to say plainly that it seems certain that the Lord will soon break California (and possibly the entire West Coast) off from the rest of America and plunge them into the depths of the Pacific Ocean, that the sin there be extinguished and the sinful made to account for their wretched behavior.

His will be done.
Yes, HIS will be done, and his word kept.

Why do you think all the fags and queers put the rainbow up everywhere they go?

Genesis 9:11

And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

That's it, they are TAUNTING GOD, reminding HIM that he cant drown the whole bunch like the spiritual lepers deserve!

GOD has made HIS covenant and HE keeps it

I think he hasn't regretted so much a decision since Genesis 6:6

And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

I'm sure that if there was no previous commitments to the end of times part he'd just put out the sun, end all rainbows and drown the whole sorry lot.

It is at these moments that I realize why GOD is GOD, with but a spark of what must be a burning fire of GOD's hate I would be hard pressed to keep up my part of the bargain when man has failled his). He is indeed a patient GOD.

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Default Re: California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 01-30-2014, 03:57 PM

The California drought is a bigger hoax than global warming. I turned on my faucet just now and there was plenty of water. I normally take four baths a day, but I've upped the ante to five, just to send Sacramento a message.


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Default Re: California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 01-31-2014, 01:55 AM

California has always been the source of much amusement. Here is a state that has a vast border with the Pacific Ocean and they are "suffering" because of a water shortage. Sure they would have to build some desalination plants, but that would require a source of energy like coal, oil, natural gas or nuclear - but wait, the LIEberal Californians are loathe to do this because - it might lead to global warming, which might warm the oceans, evaporate more water and lead to more rainfall - which they are in desperate need of.

Jesus' plan - make a "paradise" state that lures all the LIEberals, hippies, surfers, and homers, give them a governor they deserve - Jerry "Moon Beam" Brown and then back them into a corner.

California residents have two options - either die of thirst or die of starvation.

Thank you Jesus.

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California drought: Past dry periods have lasted more than 200 years, scientists say
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Posted: 01/25/2014 04:21:50 PM PST

California's current drought is being billed as the driest period in the state's recorded rainfall history. But scientists who study the West's long-term climate patterns say the state has been parched for much longer stretches before that 163-year historical period began.

Through studies of tree rings, sediment and other natural evidence, researchers have documented multiple droughts in California that lasted 10 or 20 years in a row during the past 1,000 years -- compared to the mere three-year duration of the current dry spell. The two most severe megadroughts make the Dust Bowl of the 1930s look tame: a 240-year-long drought that started in 850 and, 50 years after the conclusion of that one, another that stretched at least 180 years.

Stine, who has spent decades studying tree stumps in Mono Lake, Tenaya Lake, the Walker River and other parts of the Sierra Nevada, said that the past century has been among the wettest of the last 7,000 years.

Looking back, the long-term record also shows some staggeringly wet periods. The decades between the two medieval megadroughts, for example, delivered years of above-normal rainfall -- the kind that would cause devastating floods today.

The longest droughts of the 20th century, what Californians think of as severe, occurred from 1987 to 1992 and from 1928 to 1934. Both, Stine said, are minor compared to the ancient droughts of 850 to 1090 and 1140 to 1320.

What would happen if the current drought continued for another 10 years or more?

Without question, longtime water experts say, farmers would bear the brunt. Cities would suffer but adapt.

The reason: Although many Californians think that population growth is the main driver of water demand statewide, it actually is agriculture. In an average year, farmers use 80 percent of the water consumed by people and businesses -- 34 million of 43 million acre-feet diverted from rivers, lakes and groundwater, according to the state Department of Water Resources.


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Jesus' plan - make a "paradise" state that lures all the LIEberals, hippies, surfers, and homers, give them a governor they deserve - Jerry "Moon Beam" Brown and then back them into a corner.

California residents have two options - either die of thirst or die of starvation.

Thank you Jesus.
You have put your finger on Jesus' plan, Brother Bryan.

We can look forward to videos of the last two people leaving California, homers of course, crawling across the dessert and asking, "What happened here? Why can't we stay in California and sin like we homers have always done?"


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Default Re: California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 01-31-2014, 06:21 PM

A wonderful vision Mayor, and the liberals will no doubt make a movie about it - "Brokeback Desert".


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Default Re: California - Worst Drought EVER: Governor Wages War Against Nonexistent Enemy, Forgets About God - 02-01-2014, 04:16 AM

Tittie bars, queer nightclubs, free marijuana with foodstamps, beatniks, rich Hellywood joos, wetbacks, retardeds, more chinks than Japan, tax-payer-paid abortions, mandatory gay marriage, filthy hippies fornicating in the streets, satanic rock music, and governor moonbeam. It is a wonder that California still stands. Testament to God's mercy and patience.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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