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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
05-14-2011, 12:51 AM
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I hope that someone kills you and your family for your stupidity.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
05-14-2011, 12:58 AM
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I came across this while just browsing google, and felt compelled to create an account and tell you one thing. You are a complete jackass, to even think that a piece of clothing is "evil" is insane. Also why single out punks, goths, and other counterculture groups. Hooded Sweatshirts are mainstream and worn by almost everyone. Also there is nothing wrong with punks and goths. Every person dresses in what they feel is the most aesthetically pleasing to their eye. You need to take your head out of your ass and realize that this is completely wrong, I don't give a hoot what some lawyer has said, or what you feel the bible has said. The Bible is a NY Times Bestseller, right next to Twilight and Harry Potter. Please realize that this man made book (thats what the bible is, a man made piece of garbage) is completely false. If it is real, at all. Then I would rather be with Satan for he expresses all of the good things in life, God is a selfish bigot and a hypocrite, who just wants you mentally vulnerable and in a sense of self-deceit.
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Why do you criminals always want to defend the tools of your trade.
Hoodies
Screwdrivers
Hammers
Pry bars
hatchettes
switchblades
Saturday Night specials
Blood letting tools
You all should be doing hard time. Come in to my county punk, most of the God fearing menfolk have all been deputized. You'll be in the county jail faster than you can say 'praise Jesus'.
Some serious Bible lessons are what you need. We need to get God in to your bones and the demons out of your rectum.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:32 PM
Are you serious so satanic kids are listening to my chemical romance now hmm.. see i thought satanic kids listen to deicide, carnifex, and bands such as that which are my favorite bands. And to say that hoodies are satanic, I swear you christians get more ridiculous everytime you open your mouth.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:35 PM
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Are you serious so satanic kids are listening to my chemical romance now hmm.. see i thought satanic kids listen to deicide, carnifex, and bands such as that which are my favorite bands. And to say that hoodies are satanic, I swear you christians get more ridiculous everytime you open your mouth.
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Yes, we are serious. Why is it so hard to believe us Christians don't like Satan?
He is pure evil. The things that he likes are evil too.
If you like the things Satan likes then you he Satan's puppet. He is trying to make you his mind slave.
Resist!
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by wtfiswrongwithme?
Are you serious so satanic kids are listening to my chemical romance now hmm.. see i thought satanic kids listen to deicide, carnifex, and bands such as that which are my favorite bands. And to say that hoodies are satanic, I swear you christians get more ridiculous everytime you open your mouth.
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Dear Godmocking Maggot;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and going down on anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:38 PM
Where are you from by the way i'd say one of the illiterate states like pifflein alabama or miss... come on i think its time to grow up and ask yourself a question where is the proof that "god" exists there is none... If there was a god where is he now? Why does he make people suffer for no piffleing reason there's christian families starving and can do nothing about it, what would you have them do pray well pray in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:43 PM
and i am satanic by no means im atheist but is christianity about telling people you can't wait to watch them burn in hell Eziekel cuz what i thought it was about saving souls i guess ill see you in hell too jackass
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:43 PM
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Where are you from by the way i'd say one of the illiterate states like pifflein alabama or miss... come on i think its time to grow up and ask yourself a question where is the proof that "god" exists there is none... If there was a god where is he now? Why does he make people suffer for no piffleing reason there's christian families starving and can do nothing about it, what would you have them do pray well pray in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:47 PM
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Where are you from by the way i'd say one of the illiterate states like pifflein alabama or miss... come on i think its time to grow up and ask yourself a question where is the proof that "god" exists there is none... If there was a god where is he now? Why does he make people suffer for no piffleing reason there's christian families starving and can do nothing about it, what would you have them do pray well pray in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster.
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God is everywhere. He has his reasons for everything.
He may hurt me and curse me with my blind rage but I will worship Him until He strikes me down. Then I will let Him judge my faith and His wisdom will put me into either The Kingdom of Heaven or the Pits of Hell. But regardless of what He does with me I will know He is merciful. For He is my God.
You must of really got the wrong end of the stick in life. But cursing God is a weakness and you can rise above it.
I don't want you to burn in Hell.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:48 PM
Also, what does 'WTF' mean?
And why does your username ask me of you? I don't know you enough to answer.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-24-2011, 04:51 PM
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Why does he make people suffer for no piffleing reason
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There's always a reason, friend. Maybe those people are Jews or Wiccans or Pagans, or maybe they just don't love God enough. There's a girl in my neighborhood, and she's an atheist, and her daughter just got killed in a hit and run accident the same month she got diagnosed with womb cancer, and you just have to think to yourself, maybe this is God's way of punishing her for turning her back on him? Who knows? God does these things for a reason. Who are we to question him? Maybe if more people believed in him there wouldnt be so many kids getting brain cancer and women getting breast or womb cancer, and having to have their breasts or womb cut off? Maybe if they loved God enough he wouldnt feel the need to punish them in those ways? After all, it's what they deserve. Don't think I'm being heartless here, just truthful. Think about it.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-25-2011, 03:42 PM
My name says me instead of you because some dumbass changed my name on here there is nothing wrong with me.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-25-2011, 03:46 PM
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My name says me instead of you because some dumbass changed my name on here there is nothing wrong with me.
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What?
Can we even do that? I had no idea.
Are you sure you just didn't mess up your name when you made your account here? That has happened before.
You are still angry. Is something wrong?
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-25-2011, 03:47 PM
And yes saying that people who don't believe in god should die or their children die is pretty heartless no one deserves to have their children taken away by death. If god wants so bad for us to believe in him why not give us a shred of evidence of his existence instead of killing people who don't believe in him when there is none. The bible, the religion, and you people don't make any damn sense.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-25-2011, 03:51 PM
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And yes saying that people who don't believe in god should die or their children die is pretty heartless no one deserves to have their children taken away by death. If god wants so bad for us to believe in him why not give us a shred of evidence of his existence instead of killing people who don't believe in him when there is none. The bible, the religion, and you people don't make any damn sense.
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But...
If he kills who do not believe in Him then that is evidence.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-25-2011, 03:58 PM
If that were the case then yes christians die everyday no? So do atheists the point is there is no proof that he is killing anyone for any reason people die it's part of life there is know higher power doing anything to deter these events it's stupid to assume that everytime a person you all feel is going to hell dies it's because of god... think about it.
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-25-2011, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by wtfiswrongwithme?
If that were the case then yes christians die everyday no? So do atheists the point is there is no proof that he is killing anyone for any reason people die it's part of life there is know higher power doing anything to deter these events it's stupid to assume that everytime a person you all feel is going to hell dies it's because of god... think about it.
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How is taking our guidance from the Lord assuming anything? God specifically tells us the things we believe. You, however, assume you're right because it "feels right".
Yes, not so wise now!
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
09-25-2011, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by wtfiswrongwithme?
If that were the case then yes christians die everyday no? So do atheists the point is there is no proof that he is killing anyone for any reason people die it's part of life there is know higher power doing anything to deter these events it's stupid to assume that everytime a person you all feel is going to hell dies it's because of god... think about it.
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But you just said....
You said He kills children and now you say that He doesn't...?
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
10-30-2011, 10:47 PM
Sometimes when im home alone i jsut liek to wear a hoddie, is that ok if no one else is arounds, im not being menacing on the street, just at home?
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Re: HOODIES - THE CLOTHING OF SATANISTS, CRIMINALS AND FREAKS ! -
10-31-2011, 02:46 AM
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Sometimes when im home alone i jsut liek to wear a hoddie, is that ok if no one else is arounds, im not being menacing on the street, just at home?
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Jesus doesn't want you to dress like a slut. If you need confidential Christian advice on this or any personal matter, please feel free to contact me at my personal email address found at the bottom of my signature below.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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