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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS..... -
03-16-2013, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by johnsmith111
oh God actually wrote the Bible.
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Exactly.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: whoring myself for satan
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Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS..... -
03-18-2013, 03:26 AM
I have sex with old dudes doing acid. And then I let a bunch of people do me together and once a guy said hey stop doing acid and let's get this whore to Jesus. Rick James reportedly lead the way of getting high on cocaine and that's why his name is on that version of Super Freak.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS..... -
03-18-2013, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by pinkunicorns
I have sex with old dudes doing acid. And then I let a bunch of people do me together and once a guy said hey stop doing acid and let's get this whore to Jesus. Rick James reportedly lead the way of getting high on cocaine and that's why his name is on that version of Super Freak.
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You know, I don't usually recommend Wikipedia as the most reliable of sources, but - start there before you say anything else. A little bit of education won't hurt, I promise.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
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Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS..... -
03-23-2013, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by spunkunicorns
I have sex with old dudes doing acid. And then I let a bunch of people do me together and once a guy said hey stop doing acid and let's get this whore to Jesus. Rick James reportedly lead the way of getting high on cocaine and that's why his name is on that version of Super Freak.
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Everyone knows Rick James is a black Demon!
I'm sure Satan is enjoying tearing up his pooper by anally raping him over and over again with his giant, barbed tallywacker!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS..... -
03-31-2013, 02:47 PM
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Because of the Blood of JESUS..... -
02-18-2014, 07:37 PM
Because of the Blood of Jesus (the real Blood of Jesus, not the wine in the Catholic cannibal/vampire "sacrament"), I am no longer a Mary-hailer.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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