All females should be taught to prepare pies and cakes
Every man would be blessed having a woman who bakes
Preparing a man's breakfast, lunch and dinner
Keeps a lass too busy to become a sinner,
and ladies busy cleaning and scrubbing the floors
are far less likely to become sinful whores
If she can change a baby's diapers and keep the dishes clean
she will surely find a man and be wed by fifteen.
...and a joyful tear will be shed from her father's eye
'cause a girl is completely worthless without the help of a guy!