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Man descended from Ape -
02-20-2010, 01:42 PM
Greetings fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ
I am a proud catholic Regens and am here to save you all and bring you back under the Popes rule so that you may enter heaven
This is my mission for the honor of Benedict XVI and I wont fail
But we catholics have learned to embrace "Evilution" as you can read here:
Catholic Church and evolution
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholi..._and_evolution
So here is my first question to you :
Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?
How can you dare to question Darwin ?
Darwin created Evilution and found out that someday long long in the past a couple of apes, I think Orangutangs, had a human son and so man came to be and descended from the apes
Surely you must accept that perfect science and come to believe, like his Holyness the Pope, that Genesis and the Bible are only meant Methaphorycally
Wouldnt you agree with me ???
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-20-2010, 01:51 PM
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Greetings fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ
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Greetings false Christian.
Amazing, after all that raping your Church has done to innocent children.
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Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?
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Because God says otherwise in His Holy Bible.
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How can you dare to question Darwin ?
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We choose to ignore satan.
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Wouldnt you agree with me ???
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No. Stop pissing on Baby Jesus.
2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Genesis 1:27-28 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-20-2010, 01:57 PM
Another ring kissing papist mary worshiper.
Welcome! Glad to see you have decided to repent your evil ways and finally come to Christ. There is hope, not much though.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-20-2010, 08:09 PM
If natural selection exists, how come you fish-heads haven't gone extinct yet?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Landover Baptist University Associate Professor Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-22-2010, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Regens Kuechl
Greetings fellow Brothers and Sisters in Christ
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Greetings, follower of the Antichrist Church.
And how are you going to convince us that worshipping crackers and dressing in gowns would be a rational thing to do?
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But we catholics have learned to embrace "Evilution" as you can read here:
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Is that why your "saints" preach to mindless animals?
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So here is my first question to you :
Huw came you do not believe in Evilution and why do you not accept the fact that man descended from ape ?
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Because we, unlike you, are Christians, which means we accept the Bible, a book of which you probably never heard before.
And your "facts" are false hoaxes by your fellow demon-worshipping atheists, so don't expect to impress us with that.
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How can you dare to question Darwin ?
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How can you dare to question God?
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Darwin created Evilution and found out that someday long long in the past a couple of apes, I think Orangutangs, had a human son and so man came to be and descended from the apes
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As God certainly didn't create evilution, I think we can safely say that it was indeed Darwin who invented this concept, despite the complete lack of Biblical Evidence for it.
Secondly, atheist "scientists" do not claim we descended from orang utans, they say we shared a common ancestor. If you want to spout ignorant stupidities like the evilution religion, at least get its doctrines straight.
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Surely you must accept that perfect science and come to believe, like his Holyness the Pope, that Genesis and the Bible are only meant Methaphorycally
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If we would accept Genesis as metaphorical, how could we accept the Gospels as literal without being hypocritical?
I know you altar-boy hopping papists have no problem at all being hypocrites, but we think God wants us to be honest, upright, Biblically Correct True Christians™.
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Wouldnt you agree with me ???
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Let's just say that I sincerely hope that that's a rhetorical question.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-22-2010, 03:55 PM
You're not one of Father Mo's "altar boys" are you ?
You are not quite beyond redemption, although you're pushing the envelope.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-26-2010, 05:34 PM
Darwinism... as in believing it is instant win.
Mr. Catholic man guy, you're wasting your time. These people have chosen to take the Bible word-for-word, because they are all children. And like children, they are all scared and childish. Mr Catholic guy... give up, you've lost already.
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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Landover Baptist University Associate Professor Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-26-2010, 06:37 PM
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Darwinism... as in believing it is instant win.
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"Budump-tsshh"
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Mr. Catholic man guy, you're wasting your time. These people have chosen to take the Bible word-for-word, because they are all children.
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Finally, you're talking sense!
Matthew 18:3:
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-26-2010, 07:00 PM
Everybody, I am so sorry. I'm not the most stable of people... and I tend to have moments of violent anger for no real reason. Earlier you came across me in one of my better moods. Today you have not been so lucky. I'm sorry for everything...
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-27-2010, 01:53 AM
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Everybody, I am so sorry. I'm not the most stable of people... and I tend to have moments of violent anger for no real reason. Earlier you came across me in one of my better moods. Today you have not been so lucky. I'm sorry for everything...
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It's called demons. There is a simple cure, contact any of the Pastors on this board for help.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Man descended from Ape -
02-27-2010, 01:54 AM
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I'm sorry for everything...
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Don't ask us for forgiveness. Pray to Jesus Christ for forgiveness.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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