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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 11-07-2012, 03:43 AM

Good for you! It seems like your wife just needs to learn her place. Don't worry, if you can show her that it was out of love and willed by God, she will come around. I'm rather young myself, so I've yet to get married, but I hope that when the time comes for me to become the head of a household I won't hesitate in my God-mandated duty to control my wife and children.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 11-08-2012, 04:14 PM

I too am having a similar problem. I have been married for a couple of years now and it started out fantastic but my wife has been playing tricks on me. For a long time now she has been secretly going to the gym with her new "friends". She has been coming home and ordering me to do things and when I don't and tell her she has no place to be speaking to me like that she will strike me. I do not have the strength to physically put her in her place. I am so lost and don't know what to do. I have been considering many things but need some advice.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 11-08-2012, 04:25 PM

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I too am having a similar problem. I have been married for a couple of years now and it started out fantastic but my wife has been playing tricks on me. For a long time now she has been secretly going to the gym with her new "friends". She has been coming home and ordering me to do things and when I don't and tell her she has no place to be speaking to me like that she will strike me. I do not have the strength to physically put her in her place. I am so lost and don't know what to do. I have been considering many things but need some advice.
Dear friend, have you tried employing the Rod of Correction? The Lord recommends its use on children, so certainly it is safe to employ against a butch dyke like your wife.


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I too am having a similar problem. I have been married for a couple of years now and it started out fantastic but my wife has been playing tricks on me. For a long time now she has been secretly going to the gym with her new "friends". She has been coming home and ordering me to do things and when I don't and tell her she has no place to be speaking to me like that she will strike me. I do not have the strength to physically put her in her place. I am so lost and don't know what to do. I have been considering many things but need some advice.
Do you also find men attractive? Are you some sort of pansy? Get yourself down to the gym and work out with some manly men. Learn to box. Take up wrestling. Spending some time with burly men who take no nonsense from women will soon put some lead in your pencil and then you can give that uppity bitch a proper surprise.



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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 11-08-2012, 05:15 PM

How could you suggest such a thing? No, I do not find other men attractive! I will take your advice and try going to the gym and doing extra exercise. I have done this in the past and I have found I was not blessed with a body that can form huge amounts of muscle mass. Maybe I will try other forms as you suggested boxing. I am not a fragile weakling but you do have to understand that she can be very strong. I think I still have feelings for her so I'm trying not to do somethig regrettable. Thank you all so very muchly for imparting some of your wisdom to me. If anyone has any other ideas their welcome.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 11-08-2012, 05:35 PM

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I have done this in the past and I have found I was not blessed with a body that can form huge amounts of muscle mass. Maybe I will try other forms as you suggested boxing. I am not a fragile weakling but you do have to understand that she can be very strong. ... If anyone has any other ideas their welcome.
Don’t be such a cry-baby. If you don’t have the strength to discipline her you have to be cunning. I myself had similar problems in the past. I once hid in a cleaning cupboard for two day to be able to ambush my wife (who has a great advantage with regards to strength and body mass). The result was magnificent and she has been obedient ever since. It cost me nothing more than my patience and a steel bucket (which got dented and had to be disposed).

I’m sure you can work something out. I’ve been told that a couple of soaps in a pillow slip can do magic on a sleeping target but I haven’t had any reason to try it myself.


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I too am having a similar problem. I have been married for a couple of years now and it started out fantastic but my wife has been playing tricks on me. For a long time now she has been secretly going to the gym with her new "friends". She has been coming home and ordering me to do things and when I don't and tell her she has no place to be speaking to me like that she will strike me. I do not have the strength to physically put her in her place. I am so lost and don't know what to do. I have been considering many things but need some advice.
Goodness, I can't imagine a woman having to live with a husband who is more like a little sister than a man. Have you tried praying for testicles?


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 11-08-2012, 06:41 PM

I can't believe it took that long to enforce your rightful place. I was doing that on my wedding night..


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 01-20-2013, 05:23 AM

Hi People, Im new to this forum and I just came upon this post. I have been married just for a year and my wife and I both work. I’m trying to learn more about the bible and my role as a Christian husband. What is the role of a good Christian husband?
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Hi People, Im new to this forum and I just came upon this post. I have been married just for a year and my wife and I both work. I’m trying to learn more about the bible and my role as a Christian husband. What is the role of a good Christian husband?
Well hello and welcome to our friendly forums!

Your role is spelled out in the Holy Bible. Have you ever read it? If not, you should!

In the meantime, please introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly!



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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 01-21-2013, 04:13 AM

YOURE A BASTARD. SHE LEFT YOU. GOD WOULD NEVER LET YOU HIT YOUR POOR WIFE!!!
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Why not? God's Holy Bible tells us to beat children and kill non-believers. What makes you think that women, who are to be submissive to men, are somehow off limits?


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 01-21-2013, 05:19 AM

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YOURE A BASTARD. SHE LEFT YOU. GOD WOULD NEVER LET YOU HIT YOUR POOR WIFE!!!
Clearly, God did let Mr. McManus hit his wife. Did you not read the OP?

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I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.


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Good for you! It seems like your wife just needs to learn her place. Don't worry, if you can show her that it was out of love and willed by God, she will come around. I'm rather young myself, so I've yet to get married, but I hope that when the time comes for me to become the head of a household I won't hesitate in my God-mandated duty to control my wife and children.
I disagree with you as violence is never the answer
I would also be mad and frustrated if some one told me I was to be submissive to men because women are people to


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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 02-03-2013, 01:37 AM

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I disagree with you as violence is never the answer
I would also be mad and frustrated if some one told me I was to be submissive to men because women are people to
What are you talking about? If some drooling pervert were to to attempt to anally rape your young nephew what would you use, harsh language?

Women are people to what? Your last sentence does not make any sense.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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I disagree with you as violence is never the answer
I would also be mad and frustrated if some one told me I was to be submissive to men because women are people to
You are so wrong friend. A good backhand is worth a thousand words. Should precious life be wasted explaining details so obvious? In the time a person wasted explaining why a female is so wrong and stupid the issue could be resolved. A swift crack with a rod and the female would have plenty of time to resolve what ever she failed to do right and clean up her spatter.
Friend, you'd be mad if your Cheerios came out of the box upside down.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Eph 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 02-09-2013, 11:19 PM

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Eph 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
I don't get your point. If a man needs to give his wife a walloping to keep her from going to Hell how is that not showing love?

Do you want chicks to go to Hell?

Dude, seriously.

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