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Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-17-2014, 03:06 PM
Pin back your ears, Brethren, this is a trio singing praise and glory and HOSANNA to our Lord in a way that can only get your blood pumping for Jesus. Those ladies are movers and shakers for the LORD.
I'm even now checking to see if they have an album out.
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-17-2014, 03:25 PM
Wow! They are so fun to watch! Makes me want to dance to Praise Music as I go about my daily house chores!
Thank you for sharing this, RP! Who knew moving to the beat of Love could be so... hip!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-17-2014, 08:47 PM
I so love the ladies' shoes! I wonder where they got them. It's difficult to find something glamorous - shiny, but not vulgar - yet with a solid, practical heel. So flattering.
Thank you, Brother RP. My 2 younger stepdaughters and my eldest son have been practising this all evening and it will be such a treat for their father when he gets home.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-17-2014, 08:48 PM
Modern disco-music can help us to reach out to young people This trendy Christian music can hook them up with Jesus
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-17-2014, 09:18 PM
Thank you for this useful link, Brother RP! I have already set it as the home page on my nephew's computer in the spare bedroom. Next time he comes to stay with us, hopefully it will get his lazy behind into going to Church and Praying instead of listening to the hip-hops and smoking reefers.
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-18-2014, 03:41 AM
Sweet Disco , I love this song. Why, I bet it even makes want to jump right up and dance along!
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-19-2014, 03:33 AM
Glory! I don't think anything says, "I'm a Christian," like a good hustle!
I anticipate we will hear much more from this talented group of singers and dancers. The gentleman has such decorum; what could have made him look like a homer nancy boy instead glorified the Lord with masculine charm. I have watched him four times now and have learned the moves.
I think I'll go watch it again and dance for Jesus.
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-20-2014, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Pin back your ears, Brethren, this is a trio singing praise and glory and HOSANNA to our Lord in a way that can only get your blood pumping for Jesus. Those ladies are movers and shakers for the LORD.
I'm even now checking to see if they have an album out.
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Wow! While the music is certainly inspirational, I'm not sure how I feel about all that twerking.
Romans 6:12. "Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof."
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-20-2014, 02:49 PM
I'm just torn about this. I felt the Holy Ghost moving in me as I listened to the powerful music, but I also felt stirring in my loins over that masculine warrior of God in the middle. I wanted to be one of those ladies with their hair and pumps and tasteful makeup, dancing and gyrating and glorifying our Savior. I wanted to come before the Lord! (With stringed instruments) I wanted to bless His Name!
It truly is a fine line we need to walk as children of God so that our young people have examples of what it means to worship Christ in fullness and yet with a sense of dignity and decorum. I would pay to see them in person, but I would discuss their physical movements with a child so there is complete understanding of the need for self-control.
Praise God for Music,
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-23-2014, 02:22 AM
Oh Dear Lord where to start?
You bumpkins do realize this is a lip-synched bit of pap right? Straight out of the Lady Gaga/Britney Spears hand-book complete with dance moves that scream Tourette Syndrome.
I know the men of Landrover are well used to their women faking things for them so perhaps that adds to the allure but be honest here... this is no Bach's Mass in B minor and is probably best used to suppress the screams of water boarding victims.
It is hard to believe we Catholics went to all of that trouble to develop Western music only to have this kind of aural insult foisted upon the unwashed plebeians while they prepare to give their hard-earned dosh to the usual gang of toothless grifters.
Bless you, my auditory oddballs,
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-23-2014, 02:33 AM
Yes, of course, you prefer papist songs praising Jesus' mommy sung by drug addicted nigresses.
Get Thee HENCE, Demon!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-24-2014, 05:34 AM
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Oh Dear Lord where to start? You bumpkins do realize this is a lip-synched bit of pap right?
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They are very talented, and really singing.
Notice the women are holding microphones ? ? ? That's something that amplifies the voice ! ! !
God™ hates a liar, and you are A LIAR!
Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-24-2014, 01:56 PM
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They are very talented, and really singing.
Notice the women are holding microphones ? ? ? That's something that amplifies the voice ! ! !
God™ hates a liar, and you are A LIAR!
Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.
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My Dearest Cookie,
If you had of made it at least to regional amateur theater in Barstow you might have learned that there are things in the 'entertainment' industry called props! ( These props are not little voting get togethers where local strawberry pickers gather to decide on tax increases)
The idea of the prop is to create or further an existing illusion so that a reasonable suspension of disbelief is imparted to an audience who otherwise might find it hard to accept what is in front of them as true. In the case of these 'microphones' (which do not amplify anything) the idea is to get silly Baptwits to buy into the idea that the tone-deaf performers involved have 'talent' and something to say through that 'talent'.
This is the worst kind of pandering and condescension known to man and there is no place in Religion for such low-brow and obvious trickery and pageantry. In fact, it is this very type of behavior that sullies the word of God and in the end actually works to dissuade people from accepting Jesus.
I remind you and your fellow fryer fanatics that it is never too late to join His Church, The Church of Rome, and discover the one true path to salvation.
Bless you, my midwest pin cushion,
Father Mo
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-24-2014, 04:20 PM
Leave it to a man whose career is to woo his audience with smells and bells and convince them there's a magic trick going on up at the altar to be skeptical of a musical performance.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-28-2014, 12:43 AM
This is so uplifting!
The renewed mind is the key to the Christ in me!!!
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Re: Praise and Glory! Finally a wholesome Christian Pop and Roll Group -
09-28-2014, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Freddy Osborne
Wow! While the music is certainly inspirational, I'm not sure how I feel about all that twerking.
Romans 6:12. "Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof."
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Thank you! Though the song itself seems to put that driving jungle rhythm to good use, I could certainly do without all that sexy dancing.
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