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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-19-2010, 04:54 PM
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It concerns me alot that people would even believe ideas like that about haunters.
I for one am a father of 3, am in a very active leadership role in my christen church and LOVE Halloween.
I even had a disagreement with my ecclesiastical leader about trunk-or-treat this year.
Your Pastor said that you should not be participating in pagan holidays. He is of course right.

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It got a little heated to day the least, but has never affected my beliefs about Christ or my love of Halloween
I think you it might have direly affected your relationship with Jesus.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

I find it Ironic that you seem so quick to cast the first stone and quote bible verse (that is a stretch to apply to the topic) decrying haunters.
I pity people who are so narrow minded that they can not enjoy the holiday for what it is now, a fun time.
~A Haunter[/QUOTE]

You might want to pull the beam from your eye before condemning us, friend.

Don't you know what the Bible says about witchcraft and associating with appearances of evil?

I'll help you out.

1 Thess. 5:22 Abstain from all appearance of evil.

Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-19-2010, 08:55 PM
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It concerns me alot that people would even believe ideas like that about haunters.
I for one am a father of 3, am in a very active leadership role in my christen church and LOVE Halloween.
What kind of "christian church" supports helloween?
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I even had a disagreement with my ecclesiastical leader about trunk-or-treat this year.
trunk-or-treat? That's a Mormon thing, you're a Mormon? Then you're not a Christian.
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It got a little heated to day the least, but has never affected my beliefs about Christ or my love of Halloween
So you love helloween more than you love Christ, I'm sure he's pleased.
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I find it Ironic that you seem so quick to cast the first stone and quote bible verse (that is a stretch to apply to the topic) decrying haunters.
I pity people who are so narrow minded that they can not enjoy the holiday for what it is now, a fun time.
Well I guess it's a good thing that the truly saved are sin free, then isn't it.
1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

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I am not saying that there are not cases where some haunter had ulterior motives when haunting. It would be narrow minded of me to think that, however, every group has problems with people abusing children.
So it's okay then?

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Every religion has had instances of trusted leaders sexually abusing children. By your logic we might as well brand all pastor's or reverends(cough) as child molesters. That would be wrong to do however. I know many of different faiths who are in their position to server god, and not molest children.
Yet we have not had one case, funny that. Must be that True Christian™ thing you read about on our site.

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You are entitled to believe what you want, but before you cast stereotypes calling all haunters pedophiles, perverts, sickos and using associative terrorist scare tactics you might want to get your facts straight.
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We have our facts straight, I'm not sure where you get yours from other than your love of hell.

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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-19-2010, 09:48 PM
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holly shit i finally found a web site full of assholes,
4chan?

It's 4chan, isn't it?

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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-20-2010, 03:14 PM
Thank God I found this site. For awhile now, I have been under the false assumption that Halloween was just a secular, fun-filled holiday. Today, after having read this thread, I now understand what the vile, Satan-filled, 'hell-a-day' is all about. I am guilty of the sin of being a home haunter for the last 11 years and I need help to stop this disgusting habit. Could anyone here please help me to break santan's spell over me. (The worse part is that I am an ordained minister.) God Help me please.
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-20-2010, 03:22 PM
There's no time to waste. Is no one willing to reach out their Christian hand to support me? I feel the minutes ticking away toward my death. I don't want to go to h-e-l-l. Please help.

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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-20-2010, 03:33 PM
Yea, you're an ordained minister like I'm the 1976 Gold Medal Women's Figure Skating Olympic Champion.


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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-20-2010, 03:47 PM
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Yea, you're an ordained minister like I'm the 1976 Gold Medal Women's Figure Skating Olympic Champion.

When then let's see those skates, Rev. Jim.
As soon as I can find the e-mail confirming my ordaination, I will send it to you.
How dare you call a man of God a liar.
I forgive you.
Hopefully you won't burn in hell for it.

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Exclamation Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 12:58 AM
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I would love to invite some of your people or followers to visit my "haunted house" I'm sure they'll find plenty to pray about, but there will be nachos and soft drinks that my actors and friends will happily share with them. You can even come in my house and inspect my sex dungeon! LOL

Like NAMBLA and Al Qaeda, Yard Haunters have a website.

By the way, I copied this from YOUR website, welcome to the club! Oh and a correction, we have hundreds if not thousands of websites!
LOL!! Not only do We have many websites we have conventions, associations, blogs, facebook friends, followers, and much more!! I invite everyone on this page to a local convention to see what we have in store for you next year. In fact you may contact me at lordfright@q.com for your free tickets to the convention nearest you!! By the way, I am your Worst Nightmare (I am a Mormon and I own a haunted attraction company)!
Peace be with you and God Bless!!

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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 01:13 AM
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By the way, I am your Worst Nightmare (I am a Mormon and I own a haunted attraction company)!
Peace be with you and God Bless!!

"May all your screms come true!"
What's a "screm", Lard Fight?

I do admit that your name could be nightmare-inspiring. Just picturing two obese basement-dwelling Internet tough guys slapping each other makes me wanna hurl!

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Lightbulb Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 01:24 AM
Maybe you all are the problem, why don't you quit being so self centered. People can be religious and also celebrate halloween in a fun manner. If scaring people was such a bad thing, then why are Haunts so successful? BECAUSE PEOPLE ENJOY IT, IT CAN BE FUN! You never sneaked up on a family member and jokingly scared them? You all must lead a pretty boring life! I believe in God, I am not satanic, but I celebrate Halloween and Christmas! I seen more Sex Offenders lurking in the churches lately than in the darkness of October 31st. So why not judging others, just lead your lives how you wish, quit creating DRAMA! Life is short, don't make your children miss out on what they may enjoy because you don't enjoy it. Instead of turning off your lights, give these little ones a treat, maybe even a fat free and healthy treat. Make them smile and let them be kids!
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 01:31 AM
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What's a "screm", Lard Fight?

I do admit that your name could be nightmare-inspiring. Just picturing two obese basement-dwelling Internet tough guys slapping each other makes me wanna hurl!
That's Lord Fright to you.......come on over to my basement, I would love to slap you around a bit alright.....Just wanna see you hurl....I live to make people hurl!!
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 01:44 AM
I love how when new folks become a member on this site they are called "unsaved trash" FEEL THE LOVE!!!!
God Bless You All!!
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 01:53 AM
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Maybe you all are the problem, why don't you quit being so self centered.
You act to please yourself. We act to please God. Who is self-centered?

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People can be religious and also celebrate halloween in a fun manner.
Yes, they just can't be Christian.

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If scaring people was such a bad thing, then why are Haunts so successful? BECAUSE PEOPLE ENJOY IT, IT CAN BE FUN!
If crystal meth is such a bad thing, then why are drug dealers so successful? BECAUSE PEOPLE ENJOY IT, IT CAN BE FUN!

People liking something doesn't mean it is Godly or helps one gain Heaven.
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I believe in God, I am not satanic, but I celebrate Halloween and Christmas!
I imagine your idea of Christmas involves Satan Claws and reindeer, rather than Jesus and giving of your bounty to a church.

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I seen more Sex Offenders lurking in the churches lately than in the darkness of October 31st.
Did you bother to report them? I'm guessing not.

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So why not judging others, just lead your lives how you wish, quit creating DRAMA!
. . . says the twerp who went through multiple steps to sign up to join a private Christian church forum, uninvited and unwelcome, to rail against its members for not sharing his Satan-worshiping ways.

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Life is short, don't make your children miss out on what they may enjoy because you don't enjoy it. Instead of turning off your lights, give these little ones a treat, maybe even a fat free and healthy treat. Make them smile and let them be kids!
Nobody here has a problem with candy. The problem is associating with evil, and setting children on a Hellbound path.

You may think it's fine to give kids a little nibble of Satanism, but we do not. We don't hate our children; we want them to join us in Heaven instead of being tortured by God in His Hell for all eternity.

Why do you hate children?
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That's Lord Fright to you.......come on over to my basement, I would love to slap you around a bit alright.....Just wanna see you hurl....I live to make people hurl!!
Disgusting. A pervert into Roman Showers.

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I love how when new folks become a member on this site they are called "unsaved trash" FEEL THE LOVE!!!!
God Bless You All!!
While your previous posting pretty well clarified that you are Unsaved Trash, all new members are labeled such until they are vetted by the Department of Faith.

We do not want atheists, Catholics, Mormons, or others of ill repute and Satanic intent pretending to present a Christian, Biblically-correct viewpoint to innocent visitors.

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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 02:02 AM
So....you don't allow other Christian movments to express how they feel and testify they are true christians......isn't there a verse in the bible about judging others.....hmmm
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So....you don't allow other Christian movments to express how they feel and testify they are true christians......isn't there a verse in the bible about judging others.....hmmm
Several:


Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.


1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

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So....you don't allow other Christian movments to express how they feel and testify they are true christians......isn't there a verse in the bible about judging others.....hmmm
If you are not following the Bible, you are not a Christian. God gave Commandments, not Suggestions.

Please point out to me where the Bible says we can ignore whatever parts we don't happen to like.

I'll wait.

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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 02:22 AM
"Dear LordFright,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Sexing it up for satan
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. "


hahahahahaha.....this is truly funny when the original poster is called the master debator.....wow....this coming from a self proclaimed "christian"....can't we just all get along.....plus christians don't cuss ie: "And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself" Hope y'all have a great day.
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 02:24 AM
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hahahahahaha.....this is truly funny when the original poster is called the master debator.....wow....this coming from a self proclaimed "christian"....can't we just all get along.....plus christians don't cuss ie: "And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself" Hope y'all have a great day.
1. Ass: n. Donkey. Syn. Jackass.

2. Could you please show me where the Bible commands us not to use vulgar language?

I'll wait.

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 02:35 AM
"Dear LordFright,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Whining about infractions
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Jesus loves a cheerful soul, not a whiner. "


LOL...you guys kill me.....this is trully bogus site....there can't really be a real site where folks treat others in such an unchristian like way....I want to know what your pathetic "Definition" of a "True Christian:" is

Waiting.........
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Default Re: Yard Haunters: Pathetic Shut-Ins and Sex Offenders - 10-21-2010, 02:47 AM
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I want to know what your pathetic "Definition" of a "True Christian:" is

Waiting.........
Buy a King James Bible.

Open it.

Read it from cover to cover.

Follow everything it says in your day to day life.

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