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Gravity destroys your morals! -
11-30-2009, 05:44 PM
Brothers and Sisters in Christ (and all you smelly, unsaved heathens who pollute these Godly forums with your non-christian morality, non-christian science and other kinds of secular godlessness),
it is my pleasure to make my first contribution to these forums with an essay exposing one of the immoral, materialistic lies fed upon the unsuspecting public by devil-worshipping atheists. I am speaking, of course, about the faulty theory of gravity. I will tackle some of the more evil aspects of gravitational theory, and explain why it is incompatible with genuine, bible-based science, which is the only kind there is, of course.
1. A Fact?
Is gravity an accepted fact? Many public school teachers would like you to believe so. However, this is a ridiculous presumption, cooked up by Lucifer’s demons in the deepest bowels of Hell. Gravity is not a fact, but only a theory, and, as every True Christian® knows, the word “theory” means “vague, delusional speculation on basis of wrongly interpreted data.” This is in sharp contrast to facts, which are defined as “things whose truthfulness is beyond question.” There are currently several thousands known facts, all of which were already known before the year 1611 AD, when they were compiled in one single book, called “The King James Bible.” This means that genuine science must be based upon the Bible, and nothing else. Gravity, I will show, is not. In fact, every secular “scientist” acknowledges that gravity is just a theory, yet they keep insisting, with unashamed hypocrisy, that it is taught at schools.
2. Gravity is of the devil
The Bible clearly teaches that all things can be divided into two groups: things that are with Jesus, and things that are against Him (of the devil). The Bible testaments the falling down of many things, including rain, people, manna, millstones, walls, stars, Jezebel and Sodom and Gomorra (after being lifted and flipflopped in the sky…can gravity explain such a thing? I think not!), but it also documents the cause of these miracles. This cause, of course, is God, and not some lunatic naturalistic theory that is not even proven. As gravity has no biblical support, it is not of Jesus, therefore it is of the devil.
3. Incoherent ramblings of gravitationists
When asking what causes this supposed “gravity,” many gravitationists readily admit that they don’t even know for sure. They will then start blabbing about “curvatures in the space-time continuum,” adding extra, imaginary dimensions to make their models fit. Can you believe that? One of the favourite methods of lying atheists to support their hopeless theories is to add as many extra dimensions and physical “laws” as needed to rescue their models, completely ignoring that the Bible speaks of no physical “laws,” the only existent laws being those which God gave to Moses. Likewise, no other dimensions than the known three are described in the bible. The gravitationists say they can’t describe this “multi-dimentional” world, because they can’t even visualize it themselves, yet they claim to know for sure that it is “truth.” The main reason gravitationists bombard us with incomprehensible ideas like these, is to give the false impression that they have a clue what they’re talking about.
4. Backmasking experiment
Rigorous study by many respected Creation-Scientific institutes have proved demonic influence of the evil book of Isaac Newton, the Principia. Researchers let the first chapter of the book be read out loudly by four hellbound, godless Chinamen, with little grasp of Godly English, the language in which the only True Bible was written. They recorded it on tape, and consequently played it backwards. Of course, it was all Satan speaking, with the word “hell” occurring 148 times, “Satan” 133 times, “sex” 241 times, “gay” 101 times, “Obama” 238 times, “universal healthcare” 122 times, and so on. This is clear, irrefutable evidence of the demonic inspiration of gravitationist philosophy.
5. Gravitationism is a Hellish philosophy!
The bible clearly teaches the locations of Heaven and Hell, the former being high in the sky, between the clouds and the stars, and the latter being deep within the earth. However, gravity raises some troubling implications: it teaches that everything on earth is, in fact, drawn towards a point deep within the earth. This point, of course is Hell. So, gravitationism teaches that everything on earth tries to get to Hell! And this “everything” includes, of course, True Christians®. Can you imagine a more unbiblical doctrine? Hell is literally central in this philosophy, and Heaven is the place where everything tries to get away from. They teach this in public schools, folks! No wonder this country is going to hell.
If you want final proof that gravity is a lie of Satan, an easy deduction argument is enough:
Fact 1: Satan’s lies try to land people in Hell
Fact 2: Gravity tries to land people in Hell.
Ergo: Gravity is a lie of Satan
Fight gravitationism! Tell your neighbours about the repressed facts about this theory! Spread the truth!
God bless you (unless you aren’t a Christian, in which case He will torture you for all eternity, a punishment you deserve for picking the wrong religion ).
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
11-30-2009, 06:46 PM
Brother, I Believe you to be Correct in this.
And I, for one, am pleased to make your True Christian™ acquaintance
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
11-30-2009, 07:14 PM
I'm still a little skeptical. I accept gravity as part of God's divine plan. If He hadn't included gravity in the Creation, the Bible wouldn't be the same. In addition, doesn't gravity predate Satan? I think you might need to elaborate on some of those fantastic ideas that you have.
With Divine Love,
Nobar
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
11-30-2009, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I'm still a little skeptical. I accept gravity as part of God's divine plan. If He hadn't included gravity in the Creation, the Bible wouldn't be the same. In addition, doesn't gravity predate Satan? I think you might need to elaborate on some of those fantastic ideas that you have.
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Dear theistic gravitationist,
You must understand that gravity isn't included at all in Gods creation plan. The most scientific explanation currently available is Intelligent Falling (IF), which proposes an intelligent agent to push matter towards earth. This is the only model which has support in the Bible, gravity has none.
As for whether the mechanism of IF predated Satan, we can't be sure, as there is no mention of angels and demons in the creation account. We know, at least, that it existed at the time he was cast out of heaven (KJV, Isaiah 14:12):
How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!
From the above text it follows that Lucifer was Intelligently Pushed Down towards earth, as he has "fallen," which implies the normal process of falling as we all know it, but as well is "cut down," which implies that he fell because of intervention of a intelligent agent. If he fell because of gravity, he wouldn't have been "cut down," would he? Gravity doesn't cut things down, according to the followers of this theory. This is conclusive proof that the Bible favors IF over gravity.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
11-30-2009, 08:48 PM
True Disciple, to me that scripture sounds a like Lucifer lost his wings and fell, thats just me though.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
11-30-2009, 09:36 PM
True Disciple,
It was with some pleasure that I read your original post. The bible is indeed quite happy with the notion of things falling to earth and beyond and there is never a need for “gravity” so called.
It is sufficient that, during our mortal lives we are in God’s care and we reside, as per God’s wishes, on earth and thereafter, ascend or descend according to our faith rather than gravity.
This being the case, and we having dominion over all things, and as we are “in God’s image” (Ge:1:26), a like power resides in us spiritually.
This power is such that all things fall down (in a lesser way) because those things are without souls and thus must descend in an attempt to reach Hell.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
11-30-2009, 10:45 PM
Welcome to the forums True Disciple, always good to have another Deep Thinker™ around.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
11-30-2009, 11:53 PM
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True Disciple, to me that scripture sounds a like Lucifer lost his wings and fell, thats just me though.
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The important point, as I tried to make clear, is that the Holy Bible equates "falling" with "being cut down" here, with implies that someone made Lucifer fall. Therefore falling is caused by an intelligent agent (that agent, of course, is God). This is in direct contradiction with the naturalistic theory of gravity, which is a secular attempt to keep God out of physics.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-01-2009, 12:04 AM
I could just be a metaphor, you know. Like when a birds wings are clipped(cut). Also "cut down" is an idiom that means to make someone humble.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-01-2009, 04:10 AM
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I could just be a metaphor, you know.
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No worries.
You're not a metaphor.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-01-2009, 05:52 AM
I think you are on to something important here, Mr. Disciple.
Intelligent falling. I had never pondered it before.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-01-2009, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by lrbailey
I could just be a metaphor, you know. Like when a birds wings are clipped(cut). Also "cut down" is an idiom that means to make someone humble.
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You think that Lucifer, before he got kicked out by God, had his wings clipped like a chicken? Interesting theory...
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-02-2009, 08:03 PM
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You think that Lucifer, before he got kicked out by God, had his wings clipped like a chicken? Interesting theory...
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It would truly be humbling and humiliating.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-02-2009, 08:22 PM
Job:1:7: And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
no mention of flying...
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-03-2009, 10:35 PM
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It would truly be humbling and humiliating.
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Well, maybe that's why Satan, being angry at being Pushed Down Intelligently to earth and smashing headfirst into some mountain, came up with the lie of gravity: it allowed him to deny that God banished him from heaven, but that he rather fell by some kind of idiot natural process.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-13-2009, 10:34 PM
I have of recent earned many crowns for my having those of teh Temple of Darwin damned for supporting teh evo-atheist lie.
I believe your post has opened my eyes to new crowns to earn, to have damned those who believe in teh gravo-atheist Church of Newton. Teh Bible is clear, God holds teh stars in heaven, not this gravo-atheist theory. It is just an attempt to replace God in our schools. What has teh study of gravity ever brought us?
Hitler himself believed in gravity, as did Mao, Stalin, Marx, and Richard Dawkins. Billions have died because of these people.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-13-2009, 10:41 PM
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I have of recent earned many crowns for my having those of teh Temple of Darwin damned for supporting teh evo-atheist lie.
I believe your post has opened my eyes to new crowns to earn, to have damned those who believe in teh gravo-atheist Church of Newton. Teh Bible is clear, God holds teh stars in heaven, not this gravo-atheist theory. It is just an attempt to replace God in our schools. What has teh study of gravity ever brought us?
Hitler himself believed in gravity, as did Mao, Stalin, Marx, and Richard Dawkins. Billions have died because of these people.
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What does 'teh' mean? You used it 6 times in your post. Is it a chink word?
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-13-2009, 10:47 PM
It is just a rebellion against man's spelling. Satan works through words. Every lie Satan has told is written down in words. To mock this tool of his is dong teh work of our Lord.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-13-2009, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by godgunsguts
It is just a rebellion against man's spelling. Satan works through words. Every lie Satan has told is written down in words. To mock this tool of his is dong teh work of our Lord.
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Then why is it spelled correctly in your sig? If spelling it incorrectly mocks Satan, then spelling it correctly must honor Satan and mock God, yes?
So are you a Godmocker? Or just an ignorant lair trying to explain his illiteracy?
Which is it?
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Re: Gravity destroys your morals! -
12-14-2009, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by godgunsguts
It is just a rebellion against man's spelling. Satan works through words. Every lie Satan has told is written down in words. To mock this tool of his is dong teh work of our Lord.
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If you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.
That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer. God DOES care about grammar, you see.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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