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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-02-2016, 01:42 PM
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Posts: 1,003
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-02-2016, 03:35 PM
Happy Birthday to Franklin and Pearl! How unusual that you both have the same birthday. I will gladly enjoy two large spliffs in your honors shortly.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-02-2016, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Happy Birthday to Franklin and Pearl! How unusual that you both have the same birthday.
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This was explained by Pearl long time ago, dear. It's Franklin's birthday because nobody cares when Pearl's birthday is.
Franklin (and by extension, Pearl)!
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Posts: 1,003
Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-02-2016, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
This was explained by Pearl long time ago, dear. It's Franklin's birthday because nobody cares when Pearl's birthday is.
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Well I will still have two spliffs in celebration.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Posts: 11,342
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-02-2016, 04:24 PM
Birthday greetings and best wishes.
Have a lovely, blessed day.
Cordially Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-02-2016, 04:31 PM
Happy birthday dear old friends! May the LORD take you to glory soon!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-02-2016, 05:27 PM
Happy Birthday Franklin (and hello there, Pearl). I wish you both a most blessed day and an early Rapture.
YiC
Joanna
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-02-2016, 06:06 PM
Brother Franklin and Sister Pearl:
May your memory never be corrupted and may your BIOS always be up to date. I pray that God will open Windows to you that are as clear as your huge 12" monochromatic monitor.
Rich blessings!
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Unsaved trash
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Posts: 33
Join Date: May 2016
Location: slum of new york
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-04-2016, 01:57 AM
May you burn in hell you old geezers.
While i enjoy me a glass of scotch whiskey.
Also smoke me a joint that i brought from I man
rastafari.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,450
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-04-2016, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Ray wilson
May you burn in hell you old geezers...
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Where the heck did that come from?
Even if you disagree with them and the True Christians™, civility goes a long way.
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...While i enjoy me a glass of scotch whiskey...
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Stop raiding your mom's liquor cabinet.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Posts: 11,342
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Franklin and Pearl! -
10-04-2016, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Ray wilson
May you burn in hell you old geezers.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Where the heck did that come from?
Even if you disagree with them and the True Christians™, civility goes a long way.
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Thank you, Mr. Much. I was thinking about how rude it was for him to wish that upon Franklin and Pearl when it is the Lord alone who decides whether someone will be subjected to the excruciating, unbearable torment of burning alive forever and ever.
Such a mean-spirited person!
Appreciatively Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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