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GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 01:24 PM
An airplane made in communist Russia has been forced into the dirt by the hand of Jesus! All 170 Hajis are dead including several suspected Muslim ninjas no doubt headed to complete their assassin training in Godless Armenia. Wreckage, body parts and turbans litter the crash site as investigators search for the cause. I suspect they will find a huge thump mark on the tail section. Praise Jesus no Americans were martyred during this smiting.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 01:28 PM
Praise Jesus! Was the king of Iranistan on board?
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 01:31 PM
How can the atheists and other unbelieving scum not look up on this and see the Hand of God?
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 01:42 PM
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How can the atheists and other unbelieving scum not look up on this and see the Hand of God?
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Infuriating isn't it?
They start blabbing about old planes, no service, no spare parts, yada yada. They actually blame THE US for this.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 01:50 PM
Unfortunately Aquavelvajihad was too busy being a bastard elsewhere. Here he is being saluted by the locals with a traditional Iranian greeting.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 02:14 PM
It figures that they'd blame us. It's our fault for inventing the air plane, isn't it!
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Tehran blames the maintenance woes of its airlines in part on U.S. sanctions that prevent Iran from getting spare parts for some planes.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 02:16 PM
I wonder if an unrestrained herd of goats on the plane may have all bolted to one end or the other and upset the balance of the aircraft ??
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 02:17 PM
Make sure someone takes note of this. Another link between the Commies and Islam.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 02:25 PM
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Make sure someone takes note of this. Another link between the Commies and Islam.
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That is the reason the atheists refuse to see the work of Our Loving Savior in the downing of this plane; atheists (i.e. communists) are co travelers with Muslims. They have practically identical ideologies with their worship of false prophets like Darwin, Marx and Muhammad. The same concept of sacred animals, Atheists monkeys , the Muslims pigs. They are one in the same.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 03:25 PM
You just can't win with the atheists.
If a plane crashes and people survive, they say it was because the pilots managed to get it down safely and the crew worked quickly to evacuate people.
If a plane crashes and nobody survives, they say that a loving GOD wouldn't have allowed that.
Either way, the refuse to give our GOD credit for anything!
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 04:22 PM
I'm sorta surprised God lets those smelly Muslims live at all. Seems like he could just make earthquakes and flood and meteors like everyday. They are totally lucky to even be alive!
If God would just do more stuff like this, the world would be a much better place.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 05:39 PM
No doubt Ringo Starr who was cloned from Jewish Holocaust Prisoners by NAZI CLONING SCIENTISTS and MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD bear uncanny similarities. Beatle Imposter Rebels who broke apart from the agenda to create massive mind control program on young teenagers as part of Nazi experiment fled to Middle East. There under the moon they became ISLAMIC WITCHCRAFT ENGINEERS for the blood of suicide bombers powers their network of thoughts in true moteljuice fashion.
O Grand Caliph! What ye have befallen unto your world? The pact with Satan has taken hold of thy soul and BEATLE RAVI SHANKAR MUSIC PLAYS INSIDE THE HEADS OF THE DESERT PIRATES!!!
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 06:12 PM
Mr. Helmholtz, I won't quote your post, as the colours - for some reason -have a very strange effect on me. Foam forms at my mouth, and I pass out for a while. Perhaps that's just a minor demon in my colon, I hope!
The Beatles. Yes, one of the most vile groups of people in recent history. Play it backwards, and they worship satan. Play it forward, and they worship drugs.
I'm not sure what's worse.
Now don't ask me why I was listening to one of their albums, but we Pastors can only recognize sin if we have a broad understanding of sinners and the things they are up to.
The resemblence is indeed striking, and I'm sure they'll be surprised (or not) when they meet in hell.
Maybe they can jam with that Shankar dothead.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 07:49 PM
Most of Satan's harvest were Iranian citizens of Armenian ethnicity. Armenians are a lot like Catholics, except they have their own Pope. They look just like mooslims.
Serves them all right for flying on that junk Russian airplane.
Not that it matters to Satan.
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 08:30 PM
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Infuriating isn't it?
They start blabbing about old planes, no service, no spare parts, yada yada. They actually blame THE US for this.
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You are right!
HERE
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The fully-laden aircraft, a Russian-built Tupolev-154, was flying from Tehran to Yerevan, Armenia, when it crashed 16 minutes after take-off.
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Sanctions imposed by Washington in 1979 prevent Iran from acquiring new aircraft or spare parts if they contain a significant number of US-built components.
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So other than that God is American, what has this got to do with the US?
But our moon-worshipping, midget minion of Satan, AkmyDinnerJacket, says the US is to blame!
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Re: GOD SMITES IRAN -
07-15-2009, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
Infuriating isn't it?
They start blabbing about old planes, no service, no spare parts, yada yada. They actually blame THE US for this.
God 170 - Iran 0
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If they want Godly American Boeing planes instead of those worthless atheist communist Soviet planes let them convert to Christianity first. Once again it proves that Jesus Saves and sanctions work.
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