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Default GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 04-26-2011, 11:30 PM

Dear Friends,

Stay tuned. Get Saved®. Or else.

Job 21:17:
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How oft is the candle of the wicked put out! and how oft cometh their destruction upon them!
Yours in Him,
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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 04-27-2011, 05:20 AM

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Dear Friends,

Stay tuned. Get Saved®. Or else.

Job 21:17:


Yours in Him,
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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 04-27-2011, 05:30 AM

That's what I'm talkin bout! Sort some wheat from chaff!
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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 04-29-2011, 11:07 AM

Thank you brother for reminding us of such wisdom.

For then shalt thou have thy delight in the Almighty, and shalt lift up thy face unto God … He shall deliver the island of the innocent: and it is delivered by the pureness of thine hands. Job 22:26 & 30

Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me. Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding. Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line upon it? Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof; When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy? Job 38:3-7

I have heard of thee by the hearing of the ear: but now mine eye seeth thee. Wherefore I abhor myself, and repent in dust and ashes. Job 42:5-6

And in all the land were no women found so fair as the daughters of Job: and their father gave them inheritance among their brethren. After this lived Job an hundred and forty years, and saw his sons, and his sons' sons, even four generations. So Job died, being old and full of days. Job 42:15-17

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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 04-29-2011, 11:12 AM

LBC going to be handing out Kool aid at Sunday service?


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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 04-29-2011, 11:26 AM

Always with the negative connotations! Christianity is Jesus' Message of Hope and I'm sure Brother Bob's will be the same!





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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 05-02-2011, 05:51 PM

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LBC going to be handing out Kool aid at Sunday service?
Just at the Olive Garden.


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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 05-03-2011, 12:23 AM

I am so frightened.

Whatever I did, I am sorry.

I'M SO SORRY.


The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 05-03-2011, 01:19 AM

What idiots will be purge first?
There are a list of the order or somethings like this?

Am I on right way for Salvation? I think so cos I'm no a idiot, yes?


YIC, Mari


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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 05-03-2011, 01:26 AM

IT'S TOO LATE! DOOM APPROACHES!
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Default Re: GREAT PURGE OF IDIOTS COMING - 05-03-2011, 02:04 AM

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What idiots will be purge first?
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Am I on right way for Salvation? I think so cos I'm no a idiot, yes?


YIC, Mari
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IT'S TOO LATE! DOOM APPROACHES!
As it is too late you may as well start to party María.


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