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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 03:11 PM
I think you should die and then realise that there is no god, jesus, heaven or hell but only reincarnation.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 03:17 PM
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I think you should die and then realise that there is no god, jesus, heaven or hell but only reincarnation.
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We all gonna die some day Son.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
Well that may be so, but Jesus is the reason you're a dyslexic retard. Do you not think He's trying to tell you something?
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and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments and got an A for my RE a level huh?
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 04:59 PM
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and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments and got an A for my RE a level huh?
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You were quite hard on poor Deaner.
I take it that RE means Religious Education? If so the well done
That could be the reason Jesus guided you here. You only need to brush up on the King James Bible and you may be Saved.
GLORY!!!
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 05:14 PM
he called me a retard.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ilovecod
he called me a retard.
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YOU said you are Dyslexic!
Look, don't be ashamed of being retarded.
Retardedness has several levels:
Class
Profound mental retardation IQ: Below 20
Severe mental retardation: 20–34
Moderate mental retardation: 35–49
Mild mental retardation : 50–69
Borderline mental retardation: 70–79
Based on these criteria: (which I know you have some)
# speaking
# find it hard to remember things
# have trouble understanding social rules
# have trouble discerning cause and effect
# have trouble solving problems
# have trouble thinking logically.
# persistence of infantile behaviour.
I think Deaner should get an apology.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 08:16 PM
ill do no such thing your legs are far too long and are made of cotten. im not going to apologise if you keep on calling me a retard.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 08:28 PM
and also my I.Q is 130.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ilovecod
and also my I.Q is 130.
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Son, if you have an IQ of 130 then you are among just 2% of the population.
This is either very doubtful considering your "form" within these Forums or Western Civilization is in BIG trouble.
Not really very bright are you?
Open your eyes and see Jesus. This is your once in a lifetime money back guarantee of Salvation FOR ETERNITY!!!
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-02-2008, 11:50 PM
in britain the average I.Q for an adult is 120.
just because i'm grammatically incorrect alot doesnt mean i'm dumb. there's more than one kind of intelligence and anyway when you take an I.Q it does'nt factor in grammar.
not really very bright are you?
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-04-2008, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by ilovecodgutz
in britain the average I.Q for an adult is 120.
just because i'm grammatically incorrect alot doesnt mean i'm dumb. there's more than one kind of intelligence and anyway when you take an I.Q it does'nt factor in grammar.
not really very bright are you?
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ROFL!!! JABBA! Is that you, buddy? I've missed you! I didn't know you were British, but the inflated ego and atrocious spelling seem just about right.
I don't normally agree with you fundies, but Snore Wars is evil. EVIL, I tells ya! Some of the worlds saddest, most desperate people are sucked in by its evil tentacles and lose all hope of ever touching a member of their preferred sex. Eventually their grasp on reality starts slipping and they begin to believe they are real Jedis. You heard me right! THEY THINK THEY ARE REAL JEDIS! LOL!
To keep a firm grasp on reality and life, you should avoid Snore Wars and instead watch a true classic. Star Trek. It's the only way to see space! LOL!
For the record, the Enterprise would totally destroy the Death Star. The Death Star obviously didn't have shields, otherwise the Rebels couldn't have come so close to it and shot a little missile into an open vent. So the Enterprise just needs to warp in close, beam a photon torpedo into the Death Star's reactor, and warp right back out again. Score: ST 1, SW 0
Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-05-2008, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Captain James T. Kirk
ROFL!!! JABBA! Is that you, buddy? I've missed you! I didn't know you were British, but the inflated ego and atrocious spelling seem just about right.
I don't normally agree with you fundies, but Snore Wars is evil. EVIL, I tells ya! Some of the worlds saddest, most desperate people are sucked in by its evil tentacles and lose all hope of ever touching a member of their preferred sex. Eventually their grasp on reality starts slipping and they begin to believe they are real Jedis. You heard me right! THEY THINK THEY ARE REAL JEDIS! LOL!
To keep a firm grasp on reality and life, you should avoid Snore Wars and instead watch a true classic. Star Trek. It's the only way to see space! LOL!
For the record, the Enterprise would totally destroy the Death Star. The Death Star obviously didn't have shields, otherwise the Rebels couldn't have come so close to it and shot a little missile into an open vent. So the Enterprise just needs to warp in close, beam a photon torpedo into the Death Star's reactor, and warp right back out again. Score: ST 1, SW 0
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The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-05-2008, 11:43 PM
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The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.
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Oh great. Another Godless geek.
You unsaved scum are willing to believe in "deathstars" and "vaders" and "klingons" but you turn your back on Jesus, who created all these things and could destroy them with a twitch of His loving eyebrow.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-05-2008, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Curious Agnostic
The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.
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LOL! Yes, because a planet can maneuver just as well as a starship, and the big gun on the Death Star didn't take forever to warm up or to aim. You'll have to try again. All the Enterprise has to do is stay away from the side with the death ray. Even if the ship is caught in a tractor beam, it's going to stay on the side with the tractor beam, and as we saw when it so very slowly drew the Millennium Falcon in, there's more than enough time to beam an armed photon torpedo into the reactor.
Face it, my wishy-washy agnostic friend, size isn't everything. Just ask the Galactic Empire that was brought down by teddy bears.
Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-05-2008, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
Right on brother! You're not willing to kill, but I am...If I wasn't, why would I have become a police officer?
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The chance to rape drunken negroes in the back of your truck?
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Originally Posted by ilovecodgutz
what does being british do with hating jesus? the british were the first puritains who travel to america and spawned all fundamentalist christians.
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Yes, because they were fleeing persecution from the militant liberal sodomites who run England.
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Originally Posted by Deaner
Jesus is the reason you're a dyslexic retard.
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I want a t-shirt saying that.
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Originally Posted by ilovecodgutz
and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments?
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The triangle doesn't count.
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Originally Posted by Talitha
Son, if you have an IQ of 130 then you are among just 2% of the population.
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I think he means 130 in Belgian numbers.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-06-2008, 12:22 AM
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I think he means 130 in Belgian numbers.
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I'm not familiar with Belgian I.Q. numbers, but there is definitely a decimal point missing somewhere.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-06-2008, 03:50 PM
No way the Enterprise would just get shot to pieces by the 2000 TIE fighters that the death star has docked on it. Not to mention the thousands of gun turrets. The only reason the rebels won was because of the arrogance of the Imperial commanders.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-06-2008, 04:46 PM
Your words are HERESY!!! You dare speak ill of Star Wars!!!! Star Wars is GOD!!!!!!!!!
*Vulcan neck pinch*....oh wait thats Star Trek....
Bow before Vader. He'd kick Gods ass!!
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-06-2008, 04:56 PM
No sorry 7,293 TIE fighters.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-06-2008, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Oh great. Another Godless geek. You unsaved scum are willing to believe in "deathstars" and "vaders" and "klingons" but you turn your back on Jesus, who created all these things and could destroy them with a twitch of His loving eyebrow.
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Amen. Not to mention, how would anyone think the Federation could beat the Empire? The Empire has ships that can cross the galaxy in a few days, whereas a Federation ship that was lost in the Delta Quadrant took five years of bad scripts and atrocious acting to get back to Earth. So why are we even discussing this?
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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