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Default Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 12:11 PM

I'm considering buying an iPhone. I haven't seen anything in the Bible to either condemn or support it's usage. So I'm asking your opinions here on the forum?

This one makes an odd but possible good case.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qX1pRNJfq4

I don't know what this forum is about but here's more on Satanism in all consumer electronics.

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showt...p?p=1059103474

So what's your opinions?

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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 12:19 PM

You've linked to David Icke? My opinion is that David Icke is a hellbound New Age huckster who holds weird beliefs! For example, did you know that he believes it's reptilian aliens, as opposed to Satanists and Jews, who control our government? What a weirdo.


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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 12:53 PM

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You've linked to David Icke? My opinion is that David Icke is a hellbound New Age huckster who holds weird beliefs! For example, did you know that he believes it's reptilian aliens, as opposed to Satanists and Jews, who control our government? What a weirdo.
That's insane. Thanks for the warning. There's so many crazy and ungodly people out there.


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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 05:47 PM

Smartphones aren't inherently Satanic, but the service agreements are.


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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 05:56 PM

Don't, under any circumstances!

I warn you, the Satanic community is already using them to conduct ungodly séances: http://www.the600club.com/topic52944-1.html. iPhones are devil worship tools.
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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 06:11 PM

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I'm considering buying an iPhone. I haven't seen anything in the Bible to either condemn or support it's usage. So I'm asking your opinions here on the forum?
They're great.

If you want to advertise your flaming homosexuality.

Fact: Only flaming homos use Apple products




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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 06:13 PM

The Roman institution uses iPhones for its sacrament of confession, which is a satanic mockery of James 5:16.


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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 08:56 PM

Ok, so Apple products are the devils tools. But what about an Android phone? Are they free from Satan?


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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-24-2013, 09:10 PM

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Ok, so Apple products are the devils tools. But what about an Android phone? Are they free from Satan?
I don't know how "smart" these "smart phones" are. Seth has one and it doesn't seem very smart to me. I can't figure out how to use the thing, and I know he spends a lot of his time muttering at it.


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Default Re: Are smartphones Satanic? - 01-25-2013, 09:11 AM

Avoid iPhones, they make you gay. Apple spend more money on joo lawyers and making simple connection and file management needlessly complicated than actual developing. Go for Android, but make sure you "root" it to get rid of preinstalled bad spirits (which in addition to making the device ridiculous slow also may turn you queer).
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