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05-21-2007, 11:50 PM
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Male flamingos have always been an abomination to God, with their pink plumage, long slender legs, and crooked beak that bears a suspicious resemblance to the "limp wrist" that is a homo hallmark... but this is just SICK. These prancing perverts are going to indoctrinate an impressionable chick into their depraved deathstyle, and the Brits are just standing by and encouraging it! And of course, the birds are Hispanic. What is it about that culture that turns so many to homerism?
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"Gay" flamingos pick up chick
Mon May 21, 12:03 PM ET
LONDON (AFP) - A pair of "gay" flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years, a British conservation organisation said Monday.
Carlos and Fernando had been desperate to start a family, even chasing other flamingos from their nests to take over their eggs (so much for "non-violent activism") at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) in Slimbridge near Bristol.
But their egg-sitting prowess made them the top choice for taking an unhatched egg under their wings when one of the Greater Flamingo nests was abandoned.
The couple, together for six years, can feed chicks by producing milk in their throats.
"Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other flamingos' eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves," said WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn.
"They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents."
"Gay" flamingos are not uncommon, she added.
"If there aren't enough females or they don't hit it off with them, they will pair off with other males," she said.
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Let's hope these disgusting creatures go the way of the Dodo, and soon. Perhaps GWB can sign a worldwide hunting initiative in order to purge them from the Earth?
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Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick! -
05-22-2007, 12:10 AM
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070521...4mMy6twsAFO7gF
Male flamingos have always been an abomination to God, with their pink plumage, long slender legs, and crooked beak that bears a suspicious resemblance to the "limp wrist" that is a homo hallmark... but this is just SICK. These prancing perverts are going to indoctrinate an impressionable chick into their depraved deathstyle, and the Brits are just standing by and encouraging it! And of course, the birds are Hispanic. What is it about that culture that turns so many to homerism?
Let's hope these disgusting creatures go the way of the Dodo, and soon. Perhaps GWB can sign a worldwide hunting initiative in order to purge them from the Earth?
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If you truly believe that 'God' created all creatures, why would he make male flamingos pink if they're supposedly an 'abomination'? Or does he make some creatures just to get fanatical idiots to destroy them?
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Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick! -
05-22-2007, 12:25 AM
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If you truly believe that 'God' created all creatures, why would he make male flamingos pink if they're supposedly an 'abomination'? Or does he make some creatures just to get fanatical idiots to destroy them?
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He does indeed. Queer flamingos being one example, wiccans being another.
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05-22-2007, 02:05 AM
Also, everything got screwed up when Eve introduced sin into the world. Before that, there were no carnivorous dinosaurs or sodomites, and it's a good bet that male flamingos acted like real men.
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05-22-2007, 01:16 PM
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, and it's a good bet that male flamingos acted like real men.
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05-22-2007, 05:46 PM
Let's be clear about this: God made the flamingoes, but he did NOT make them homers. That was a lifestyle choice by the flamingoes, who have been recruited by the Homersexual Agenda to destroy the American family.
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Let's be clear about this: God made the flamingoes, but he did NOT make them homers. That was a lifestyle choice by the flamingoes, who have been recruited by the Homersexual Agenda to destroy the American family.
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Why would tropical birds care a flying fig about the American family?
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05-22-2007, 09:38 PM
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Why would tropical birds care a flying fig about the American family?
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Why would they chose to be gay if they didn't care?
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05-22-2007, 09:40 PM
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Why would they chose to be gay if they didn't care?
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I seriously doubt that the fate of the American family is even on the flamingo's mental radar.
And I also don't believe that sexual orientation is a choice.
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I seriously doubt that the fate of the American family is even on the flamingo's mental radar.
And I also don't believe that sexual orientation is a choice.
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Of course its a choice you empty-headed girl! How else do you explain all these happily married men like Pastor Ted Haggard turning queer? Plenty of guys have great wives and a flock of wonderful children, and then out of nowhere BANG! satan infectes their colon with homer demons and they take up the hobby of sodomy.
God would never make anyone a queer, and then turn around and condemn them to hell for being "born that way", now would He?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick! -
05-23-2007, 08:39 AM
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Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other flamingos' eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves," said WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn.
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This is the way of the homer. Stealing hetro youngsters and turning them queer. The human version is doing it through adoption. I wouldn't be surprised if they have hit squads to kill Christian Parents so they can adopt their children!
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Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick! -
05-23-2007, 10:38 AM
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Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other flamingos' eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves," said WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn.
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As if anyone could doubt that all homers are paedophiles and vice versa. These pervert birds actually want to "rear" young flamingo chicks? That's just sick!
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Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick! -
05-23-2007, 01:59 PM
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Of course its a choice you empty-headed girl! How else do you explain all these happily married men like Pastor Ted Haggard turning queer? Plenty of guys have great wives and a flock of wonderful children, and then out of nowhere BANG! satan infectes their colon with homer demons and they take up the hobby of sodomy.
God would never make anyone a queer, and then turn around and condemn them to hell for being "born that way", now would He?
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Haggard was a gay man all along. He married and had children in an attempt to convince his church that he was straight, or to convince himself that he was straight, or quite possibly both. It didn't work because he never was straight.
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05-23-2007, 02:04 PM
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Haggard was a gay man all along. He married and had children in an attempt to convince his church that he was straight, or to convince himself that he was straight, or quite possibly both. It didn't work because he never was straight.
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So your newest theory is that gay men can choose to be straight, but not gay?
You are a laugh riot little girl. Thanks for that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-23-2007, 02:29 PM
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So your newest theory is that gay men can choose to be straight, but not gay?
You are a laugh riot little girl. Thanks for that.
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NO - I said that he was TRYING TO CONVINCE himself and/or his church that he was straight and FAILED because he was, in fact, gay. Read what my words actually say, not what you want them to say.
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Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick! -
05-23-2007, 02:38 PM
Nobody is born gay. Babies don't think about sex at all.
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Nobody is born gay. Babies don't think about sex at all.
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No one said that babies think about sex. Certain characteristics are inborn, but don't fully manifest until puberty. Sexual orientation is one of those characteristics.
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05-23-2007, 06:29 PM
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No one said that babies think about sex. Certain characteristics are inborn, but don't fully manifest until puberty. Sexual orientation is one of those characteristics.
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So, if your nonsensical pipedream of an idea was true, which it isn't... if we were able to find some way of screening protogays, and kill them at the age of 10 or so before they became full gay, would they still go to Hell or not? It's an interesting question.
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05-23-2007, 06:39 PM
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So, if your nonsensical pipedream of an idea was true, which it isn't... if we were able to find some way of screening protogays, and kill them at the age of 10 or so before they became full gay, would they still go to Hell or not? It's an interesting question.
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They wouldn't go to hell, but, since according to your book, murderers go to hell, you would.
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Re: Queer flamingos to indoctrinate chick! -
05-23-2007, 06:56 PM
Have you even once cracked open "our book?"
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
While God also tells us to obey secular law, nothing that prevents or punishes the sin of sodomy can be considered murder.
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