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Default To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-12-2017, 04:42 AM

What were they thinking? A Southern Baptist church in Johnson City, TN, hired a woman for its preacher. Fortunately, it is going to be expelled from its Baptist organization.

I can't understand how a Baptist church, where people read the Bible, could make such a mistake. When Jesus went around preaching, he did not have any women around him. It was a band of brothers. Men do the preaching, women clean the church:

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Jesus Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-12-2017, 05:54 AM

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I recall a former coworker talking about a revival her church had several years ago, when the evangelist invited to preach the revival was a kind of haggard looking single woman who did nothing but travel to various churches (mostly Pentecostal) and lead revivals and exorcisms and healings. She said that one very large woman went to the front of the church asking to be prayed for so she would lose weight.


The woman preacher laid hands on her and shouted out "See the fat melting off this woman! Watch as she becomes thin in Jesus Name! See the fat even now melting off of her!" Well, my coworker just looked and looked for the fat but in her estimation the woman was just as hefty as she was when she waddled up front. I had to laugh. God doesn't answer prayers of sinners. The woman shouldn't have been preaching, so God didn't hear her stupid prayers. And the woman should have just laid off the case of Twinkies she consumed daily - which also made her a sinner, so Jesus just slept right through that prayer, too.


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Default Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-12-2017, 07:50 AM

Not even Catholics are so lost in sin as to imagine that they can ignore the clear teaching of Scripture that forbids women to be pastors. One comment left on the article puts it well:
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Everyone playing with God's word. The SBC is not the authority, scripture is! It clearly states women are not to be pastors and even gives the reason why. Do not add to or take away from God's word.


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Default Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-12-2017, 05:57 PM

Well brother that church in TN surely is misled by false teachers following a false doctrine. The Good Book teaches clearly that women are not to be pastors of the flock! I suspect Sodomites have gotten control of that church and leading the entire congregation right into the bosom of Satan himself.


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Not even Catholics are so lost in sin as to imagine that they can ignore the clear teaching of Scripture that forbids women to be pastors. One comment left on the article puts it well:


I won't say which one but there have been hypocritical times the Catholic Church made female bishops. Quite shameful indeex. I fear if I listed them here though that they may attack this site for slander. Francis Assisi ones in particular even have LESBIAN bishops. Quite shameful.
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Default Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-13-2017, 01:30 AM

I'll suppress my outrage for the moment as it's already been expressed by other comments here.

I will add that no doubt this phenomenon of females thinking they can be "men" is driven by all this "transgender" crap that's been going around. The feminazi's have even become so deluded that they think all they have to do it "identify" as a male and that makes it happen. Even the cathylicks have been pretty firm about the need to have a tallywhacker in order to perform transubstantiation.

Pump yourselves full of testosterone, lezbeans acquiring strap-on's, or whatever - needless to say, Jesus isn't fooled.


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Default Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-13-2017, 12:02 PM

If they let a woman preach, I don't see any reason for not letting a dog preach, or a Nigro.

Come on, is it right there, in your Bibles!

1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

1 Corinthians 14:34 - Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but [they are commanded] to be under obedience, as also saith the law.

1 Corinthians 11:3 - But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God.

And I love every bit of this next passage:

1 Corinthians 11:8 - For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
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Default Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-13-2017, 01:25 PM

You know I thought about this all night last night and I came to the conclusion that this is the very reason why women should not have ever been allowed into the work place. Men should do the working while women should stay home taking care of the kids, house, and cooking for their man. By allowing women into the work place we now have all kinds of "sexual harassment" allegations being made. No matter if they are true or false because the accusation alone is enough to ruin a man's career. Everyone in society has their place and they should stay there! Women's place is in the home not in the workplace! That is the way that the good Lard intended it to be. Like it or not that IS the way it IS!


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Default Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-13-2017, 04:06 PM

For two thousand years we have been faithfully following the teachings of Jesus and in particular 1 Timothy 2 12-16. While up-shoot cults have been only too happy to ignore His words, we Catholics have been leading the way as one would expect from His Church.

It cannot really be a surprise that heavily-armed folks are walking into various fake Churches (all non-Catholic ones) and opening fire like it was My Lai the day after ammunition resupplying, yet this clear message is lost on most people. Imagine the Lord's frustration when supposedly mainstream cults are all too happy to let some noisy shrew stand at the pulpit and tell men what to do and how to run their lives.

Even the Mormons know enough to keep their women in line and I presume that is why God has not yet turned Utah into a giant salt quarry (but has seen to it that Mormon women get estimates and not menus when they go to restaurants).

It is good to see that some Baptwits are able to follow the fine example we have been setting since the day Jesus built his Church on the Rock of Saint Peter and perhaps one day enough of the Catholic light of divinity will bring you Roy Moore wannabes to your senses.

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For two thousand years we have been faithfully following the teachings of Jesus
"We" who?

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While up-shoot cults have been only too happy to ignore His words, we Catholics have been leading the way as one would expect from His Church.
Any respectable member of any Orthodox Church will tell you that the Catholic sect is an up-shoot cult that separated from the Orthodox Church over filioque, different understanding of metousiosis, ah, and the little fact that bishops of Rome thought way too much of themselves and wanted to be more than other bishops.

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It cannot really be a surprise that heavily-armed folks are walking into various fake Churches (all non-Catholic ones)
Fake news.

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Peter might have been the rock, but Paul was the brains of the operation "Spread of Christianity." So bishops of Rome may have a claim for the manual construction labor part, but not the architectonic design.

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Default Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-13-2017, 09:35 PM

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Here I am explaining some simple concepts from 1 Timothy 2 12-16 and before you can say uppity uterus we have a woman defying precisely the very word of God that is germane to this post.

Yet another reason your little trailer park cookie club can never rise above the status of corn-husker scam.

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I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man;[a] she must be quiet.
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13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve.14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner.15 But women[b] will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety. Avoid godless chatter, because those who indulge in it will become more and more ungodly.
I suspect that you, like many of your ilk, are homeschool dropouts and as such are not very good at reading comprehension so perhaps one or two of your menfolk here can explain to you what this directive means and how you are exactly doing the opposite.

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a well known child molester going yappity yappity yappity yap yap yap.
Well, my dearest Father Mo. I thank for saving me from the clutches of people like you and pushing me into the loving arms of Pastor Ezekiel instead. (In a totally platonic sort of way, of course, just in case Sister Daisy Mae is reading).

Here I was, innocently hoping that you could teach me something, for example explain transubstantiation for me (including why Catholic and Orthodox theologians frown upon each other views of it, even though what they believe doesn't seem to be that different from a lay person view).

But no; instead of showing patience, of course you had to go with that snarky elitism of yours. That's exactly why Catholic churches stay empty (except for an occasional homeless veteran hoping to catch a nap in the pews) while evangelical megachurches are bursting at the seams.

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Default Re: To Baptist Church In TN: You Hired a Woman for a Preacher, Good Bye - 11-14-2017, 04:37 AM

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Bless you, my sanguisugent saprostmousists,
What is that even supposed to mean, my errant hellbound child molester?

The cathylicks promote the pretense of a learned and scholarly past - and of all things cling to their Latin as an esoteric appendage to their less than stellar history and connection to what one might think of as a classical education.

The Jews (with the help of the Romans) killed Jesus, and few get what Jesus did to the Romans - He killed their language (Latin = Dead Language).

For all his Latin mumbo-jumbo while doing the "transubstantiation" bit, it appears that the Padre here didn't exactly graduate at the top of his class. I believe that the correct spelling is "sanguisugent saprostomous" - roughly translated as foul breath (mouth) leeches (bloodsucking annelid).


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