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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 07:53 PM
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You dare to question ANYONE's grammar, when you can't even spell the word "tense"!?

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 11:03 AM
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What, so your idea of humour revolves around threatening to shoot people?
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I have a twisted sense of humour.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 01:07 PM
You really think yourself a tough guy, don't you homer?
Let me assure you, nobody is intimidated nor impressed.

All we see is an insecure and lying child in desperate need of JESUS.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 05:43 PM
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You really think yourself a tough guy, don't you homer?
Let me assure you, nobody is intimidated nor impressed.

All we see is an insecure and lying child in desperate need of JESUS.

I appologise in advance for swearing.

I don't think I'm tough, I'm just being honest. There's nothing wrong with a f*cked up sense of humour.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 05:48 PM
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I appologise in advance for swearing.

I don't think I'm tough, I'm just being honest. There's nothing wrong with a f*cked up sense of humour.
I'm not only talking about your obvious lack of humour..
I'm talking about your whole portrayal of yourself, the way you present yourself and the way you keep spitting sweet Jesus in the face.

Take your attention needs elsewhere, this forum is here to help save souls for Jesus, not to boost your self-glorifying ego.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 06:02 PM
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I'm not only talking about your obvious lack of humour..
I'm talking about your whole portrayal of yourself, the way you present yourself and the way you keep spitting sweet Jesus in the face.

Take your attention needs elsewhere, this forum is here to help save souls for Jesus, not to boost your self-glorifying ego.
I don't have an ego and I wouldn't say I spat in his face I just have no respect. I joined this site cause I wanted to understand why but I don't seem to have the questions thought out yet, or maybe you don't have the answers.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 06:07 PM
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I don't have an ego and I wouldn't say I spat in his face I just have no respect. I joined this site cause I wanted to understand why but I don't seem to have the questions thought out yet, or maybe you don't have the answers.
You're right, I probably don't have the answers as one probably needs to be a filthy sodomite to know anything about the subjects you surely will ask about..

The Bible can answer any RELEVANT question you may have however.
Why don't you try reading the holy KJV1611, and then hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the page?

Remember that it's Christmas soon, Jesus own birthday!
And you have alot of repenting to do, and better give Jesus His due.
JESUS WANTS YOU TO TITHE, BOY!
GET TO IT!

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 06:13 PM
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You're right, I probably don't have the answers as one probably needs to be a filthy sodomite to know anything about the subjects you surely will ask about..

The Bible can answer any RELEVANT question you may have however.
Why don't you try reading the holy KJV1611, and then hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the page?

Remember that it's Christmas soon, Jesus own birthday!
And you have alot of repenting to do, and better give Jesus His due.
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I'm not giving money to something I don't believe in, I don't give to charity so why give to him? Where in the bible does it say that Jesus was born on the 25th of December? Oh and I don't really want to talk about anal sex with you, thanks.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 06:17 PM
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I'm not giving money to something I don't believe in, I don't give to charity so why give to him? Where in the bible does it say that Jesus was born on the 25th of December? Oh and I don't really want to talk about anal sex with you, thanks.
So that WAS the subject you were going to ask about..

Why do you have to bring such filthy subjects into our forum?!
Jesus pukes!

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 06:25 PM
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So that WAS the subject you were going to ask about..

Why do you have to bring such filthy subjects into our forum?!
Jesus pukes!
What? No that's not what I said. You're twisting my words.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 06:30 PM
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What? No that's not what I said. You're twisting my words.
Can you stop making excuses for your sins?
Everyone can see that's what you said, and that you're a perverted little sodomite.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself for behaving like this?
Being a lying and cheating sodomite?

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 06:52 PM
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Aren't you ashamed of yourself for behaving like this?
Being a lying and cheating sodomite?
Yea, sure why not as long as it shuts you up.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 06:57 PM
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Yea, sure why not as long as it shuts you up.
Well, Praise Jesus that you admit your own sinful behaviour!
It's too bad you have to be rude while you do it though, we're only trying to help you.

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-20-2006, 07:00 PM
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Well, Praise Jesus that you admit your own sinful behaviour!
It's too bad you have to be rude while you do it though, we're only trying to help you.
Didn't mean to make you cry.

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Didn't mean to make you cry.
Hmmm.. You must mistake me for one of your emo friends.
Boy, nobody is crying here. (Unless you are, I don't know.)


Anyways, we should get back on track..
Which is if you discipline your wife properly or not.
Consider your childish rants ignored for now.

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Hmmm.. You must mistake me for one of your emo friends.
Boy, nobody is crying here. (Unless you are, I don't know.)


Anyways, we should get back on track..
Which is if you discipline your wife properly or not.
Consider your childish rants ignored for now.
Do ignore those rants, it's a confused child barely out of puberty whose father beat in a less than correct and correcful way (as we now see...)

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 08-13-2008, 02:25 AM
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What, so your idea of humour revolves around threatening to shoot people? It's not that we're humourless per se, just that our sense of humour isn't as sick and tasteless as yours.
I find most of the humor remarks in this thread very tasteless....most are vulgar, prejudice, and degrading to whatever they are referring to with something with dislike. The bible teaches you to love and not hate. So when you speak, you should try speaking with less hatred.
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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 08-13-2008, 02:30 AM
And yes getting back on track. I have a question: How does a man know when to stop spanking his wife during one session, and when she has had enough?
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How does a man know when to stop spanking his wife during one session, and when she has had enough?
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And yes getting back on track. I have a question: How does a man know when to stop spanking his wife during one session, and when she has had enough?
The Holy Ghost tells us. One good backhand is usually sufficient.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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