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New information on furries -
07-25-2008, 09:07 PM
I recently captured several furries with a set of bear traps and tree snares. Before burning them in my furnace I decided to dissect them to see what they were made of. Most of the organs are there, liver, lungs, kidneys. All that is missing is their hearts. Something replaces their hearts with a mass of fur. I have discovered what makes a furry, hopefully this information can help with prevention and their destruction.
This is also why I missed church last Sunday, the fursecution is hard work.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-25-2008, 10:10 PM
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This is also why I missed church last Sunday, the fursecution is hard work.
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What church are you attending, sir?
It sounds like your pastor may well have some explaining to do, my friend!
For example, how did your church get a Furry Investigation Grant without an announcement being posted in the Freehold Truth and Light? FIGs aren't handed out in secret.
Or does your church have private funding for this work? Maybe from Dr. Otto Bond, the well-known philanthropist?
Where are the photographs or videos of the dissection? Before announcing such a discovery, True Christians™ require more evidence than the word of someone from an unknown church.
I look forward to hearing more about your scientific investigations, Dr. Rabies.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-25-2008, 11:13 PM
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What church are you attending, sir?
It sounds like your pastor may well have some explaining to do, my friend!
For example, how did your church get a Furry Investigation Grant without an announcement being posted in the Freehold Truth and Light? FIGs aren't handed out in secret.
Or does your church have private funding for this work? Maybe from Dr. Otto Bond, the well-known philanthropist?
Where are the photographs or videos of the dissection? Before announcing such a discovery, True Christians™ require more evidence than the word of someone from an unknown church.
I look forward to hearing more about your scientific investigations, Dr. Rabies.
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I don't think it is any TRUE Christian™ church Rev, furries are humans (barely) and no TRUE Christian™ would break a secular law.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-25-2008, 11:36 PM
Have you ever noticed Barack Osama's refusal to take a clear stand on the furry issue? I'm not saying that this proves that Pastor Jeremiah Wright is secretly running a cult of America-hating Islamist furries, who take part in weird rituals with Obama wearing a cat's head, but it makes you think, doesn't it?
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Re: New information on furries -
07-25-2008, 11:38 PM
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I don't think it is any TRUE Christian™ church Rev, furries are humans (barely) and no TRUE Christian™ would break a secular law.
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This is 100% right. No TRUE Christian™ would do that! Although if it was up to me I would have a furry hunting season.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-26-2008, 12:16 AM
Furries aren't human, they are animals. The documents are currently being held by my pastor. Our church is the Texas branch of the LBC.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-26-2008, 12:20 AM
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Furries aren't human, they are animals. The documents are currently being held by my pastor. Our church is the Texas branch of the LBC.
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I certainly hope your not here to just spread LIES in these Godly forums!!
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-26-2008, 12:21 AM
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Furries aren't human, they are animals. The documents are currently being held by my pastor. Our church is the Texas branch of the LBC.
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What's your pastor's name boy? I know every True Christian pastor personally, so don't lie to me.
How old are you boy?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New information on furries -
07-26-2008, 05:27 PM
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What's your pastor's name boy? I know every True Christian™ pastor personally, so don't lie to me.
How old are you boy?
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His name is Tim.
And I'm old enough to remember Mark Twain, boy.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-26-2008, 06:41 PM
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His name is Tim.
And I'm old enough to remember Mark Twain, boy.
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You sure don't sound like a True Christian. A True Christian would know better than to smart off to a Pastor.
Does your Pastor "Tim" have a last name?
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Re: New information on furries -
07-26-2008, 08:13 PM
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You sure don't sound like a True Christian. A True Christian would know better than to smart off to a Pastor.
Does your Pastor "Tim" have a last name?
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Tim Bean.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-27-2008, 02:01 AM
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Tim Bean.
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Your pastor is a hockey player? Are you joking?
Please provide us with a link to your church's website.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: New information on furries -
07-28-2008, 06:46 PM
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Your pastor is a hockey player? Are you joking?
Please provide us with a link to your church's website.
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They share the name. And we don't have a website, Pastor Tim is convinced that the internet is the Devils Work since he saw 2gilrs1cup.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-28-2008, 07:17 PM
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They share the name. And we don't have a website, Pastor Tim is convinced that the internet is the Devils Work since he saw 2gilrs1cup.
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So your Pastor thinks he is better than Jesus. Jesus has His own website on the Internets.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-28-2008, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Have you ever noticed Barack Osama's refusal to take a clear stand on the furry issue? I'm not saying that this proves that Pastor Jeremiah Wright is secretly running a cult of America-hating Islamist furries, who take part in weird rituals with Obama wearing a cat's head, but it makes you think, doesn't it?
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You have a truly bizarre imagination.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: New information on furries -
07-28-2008, 08:36 PM
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You have a truly bizarre imagination.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, and Demoncrats are often stranger than truth.
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Re: New information on furries -
07-29-2008, 06:25 AM
Is there any chance we can get images of this Wright cat-worship furry cult out before the November election?
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Re: New information on furries -
04-25-2009, 05:17 PM
Not to be outdone, a fringe fetish group has formed for people who are aroused by wool. No doubt these are a bunch of lonely 'sheep-herders'.
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Re: New information on furries -
04-29-2009, 07:03 AM
Hello. Let me introduce myself… I’m 15-yeared guy from Russia, Irkutsk. (So firstly I’m sorry for my English) I’m atheist and I label myself to Furries. I ask administration not to ban me, until I understood what problems do you have with us? As the most of religious people, you woozle. I just want to know what problems you have with us and correct your mistakes. You can also ask me about furries and I will answer honestly.
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Re: New information on furries -
04-29-2009, 10:08 AM
Well, this really isn't the place for introductions, but hello. I'm curious, what makes you feel like impersonating a God?
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