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Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me -
04-30-2012, 02:37 AM
still here, mofos
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™
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Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me -
04-30-2012, 02:41 AM
You must be a real tough guy in person. Or is your "bravery" merely the result of the anonymity the internets provide?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me -
04-30-2012, 03:00 AM
OP: Did you ever think that, maybe, God's "failure" to strike you down on your command isn't due to any failing on God's part, it's just you don't have a clue about God or how He works?
Don't you think that if God went around smiting every idiot who asked it, they would have put a story like that in the Bible? Well, they didn't.
So are you going to take this chance, actually read the Bible (it's not _that_ long), and find out how God really deals with anti-social little twerps like you? Hint: it ain't pretty.
http://kingjbible.com/genesis/1-1.htm <--- you know you wanna
note: references to God above are relating to God of the Bible (imo a fiction book), and any likeness to actual deities, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: If God is real -
04-30-2012, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by mattk1996
the fact that im still posting, i think (unlike you people), provides proof enough
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me -
04-30-2012, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by mattk1996
still here, mofos
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Jesus will kill you in HIS good time. You'll be cast into the lake of fire soon enough, with all your abo pals, being sodomized by every demon in hell.
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"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me -
04-30-2012, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by mattk1996
still here, mofos
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Praise God! He wants so desperately for you to know Him, the REAL Him, that He died on the cross for your sins!
He is a God of mercy, truly!
<-----picture of mercy
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Under Investigation
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me -
04-30-2012, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Jesus will kill you in HIS good time. You'll be cast into the lake of fire soon enough, with all your abo pals, being sodomized by every demon in hell.
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Sounds like fun <3
The bible, a great place mat, or door stop
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Join Date: May 2012
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Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me -
05-01-2012, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
In my desire to be Biblically perfect, I do not know if I could go against Gods gentle request. It just seems so, well wrong to defy Him.
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If I may, I would like to ask you exactly how you could be "Biblically perfect"
Does it not state CLEARLY in 1 Corinthians 6:19-20 that "know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."
With those piercings in your ears and tattoos on your body, are you not desecrating the Lord's Temple with such things?
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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Posts: 9
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Not within 500 feet of an elementary school
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Re: God is real and I want Him to Stone me -
05-01-2012, 03:10 AM
I am certain the line of people to have smote was long, yet the smiting happened quickly.
I too am new here, but would prefer to delay the brimstone until absolutely necessary. I do not feel worthy to receive such attention as my sins are of the usual and ordinary type.
I am married, but my wife does not feel it proper to ask me to leave the computer to use it so I doubt she will be interested in joining in the conversation. She is busy with our 11 children (we tried to have them all but had to adopt 7 of them when HE sent them to us after the heathens were smote in fiery auto crashes) and does not have the time for such things as postulating on the meanings of the subtleties of the book. When she has a question she just asks me.
I only wish that I could live nearer to the church, but I must make do with the teachings here to satisfy my needs.
Thank you for starting this blessed internet message board.
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