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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 10:25 AM
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God created all men equal, but your just a women so how can you be better than me if your not even my equal. No i am not a pervert, simply an avid admirer of one of Gods creations, in fact i might just go admire my girlfriend and have a little premarital given that its past 10 now. As for staying on topic, my bad, hows this. God didnt smite NZ and if he did is was more of a poke compared to a hurricane seeing as noone actually died and given that you said Satan blew up your beloved towers, i put it to you that actually both God AND Satan hate America
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What kind of apology is that. Try again.
I am your better because you are just unsaved trash and I am a True Christian. Look at your status and then look at mine. For further proof move your mouse cursor over the green squares.
God did smite New Zealand, you are just living in denial.
It would wise for you to goto bed since it 10:00pm for you. Make you say your prayers and mummy tucks you in.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 10:28 AM
Catholicism is the one true religion you protestant piffles, once we kick your arses out of Northern Ireland we're coming straight for you Mid-Western American scumbags, JFK will be avenged with the blood of your children.
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 10:40 AM
I already said i wasnt going to apologise. Tbh, i dont think God really gives a about your status on a Baptist forum. I may as well tell you to stfu because i have a level 80 wow character. Ok, fine God smote nz, too bad he hits like a girl.
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 10:46 AM
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I already said i wasnt going to apologise. Tbh, i dont think God really gives a about your status on a Baptist forum. I may as well tell you to stfu because i have a level 80 wow character. Ok, fine God smote nz, too bad he hits like a girl.
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Again, not a very good apology, try again.
So you do not care that you are going to eternal damnation to live with Satan. Again you speak with a trash mouth. It must be because you live among sheep and cannot say Fish n Chip's properly.
You said you were going to bed. Are you scared of the nightmares Satan will give you.
Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 10:52 AM
Are you retarted or is it beacuase you were home schooled. There has been no apology attempt, nor will there be. I'll stop saying fush and chups if you stop being an ignorant piffle
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 10:55 AM
Lisa, I heard that you are or were a carpet muncher. Seems like you're going to hell cause Satan told me there's a special place down there for hypocritical c's such as yourself who kid themselves into thinking they found God. I hope that's your real picture cause I just pleasured myself to it, like I'm sure JC must've done a fair few times
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 11:00 AM
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Are you retarted or is it beacuase you were home schooled. There has been no apology attempt, nor will there be. I'll stop saying fush and chups if you stop being an ignorant piffle
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You are getting very cranky, this must be because it is way past your bedtime. Now be a good little boy and apologize and try and stay on topic.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Catholicwarrior
Lisa, I heard that you are or were a carpet muncher. Seems like you're going to hell cause Satan told me there's a special place down there for hypocritical c's such as yourself who kid themselves into thinking they found God. I hope that's your real picture cause I just pleasured myself to it, like I'm sure JC must've done a fair few times
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You are just another one of those perverts.
Are you sinner4life's little playmate?
You must also be wanting to spend time in hell with Satan.
Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 11:13 AM
Dear sinner4life,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Being Boring and Witless
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Apologize to Sister Lisa.
This is your last warning.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt
I apoligise that if i were your father i would excercise my biblicaly sanctioned rights and sell you into slavery
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Catholicwarrior
Catholicism is the one true religion you protestant piffles, once we kick your arses out of Northern Ireland we're coming straight for you Mid-Western American scumbags, JFK will be avenged with the blood of your children.
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Sure. As soon as the Irish Catholics sober up and do something productive, we'll have something to worry about. Do you intend to drive the British out of Northern Ireland before or after you make that trip to the end of the rainbow to pick up your pot of gold?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: GLORY! God smites New Zealand! -
09-13-2010, 04:03 PM
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God didnt smite NZ and if he did is was more of a poke compared to a hurricane seeing as noone actually died
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I agree with you S4L. That is why He sent the earthquake at 4.30 in the morning. Imagine the loss of life if the same earthquake (7.1 on the Richter scale) was sent at midday on a business day.
I agree that this time, God sent NZ a little wake up call. Let us pray that our Kiwi Cousins take notice of the warning and turn to God.
You should NEVER ignore a poke from God.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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