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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 11-01-2006, 01:08 PM
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What do you mean, 'who'?

Animals doesn't have souls Ixki..
They're only walking (pre-packed) meat.
Sure, they're nice to cuddle, but only for so long, then you snap their neck and have your servants make a lovely dinner.
They are "who" when you're a witch!

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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 11-01-2006, 05:23 PM
Of course they are a "who". Of course they have souls.

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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 11-01-2006, 05:59 PM
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Of course they are a "who". Of course they have souls.
And what do you base that belief on? The Bible, the Holy Word of God does not say animals have souls and it may say that they don't but I'm not sure.

Why would animals have souls? Souls exist for humans to have an afterlife where they will either be punished for all eternity for denying God or relaxing in Paradise praising God. Animals are not needed in Heaven, the Bible tells us that the only animals in Heaven will be horses. Animals do not think for themselves so cannot be punished or rewarded for their actions on Earth.
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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 11-03-2006, 11:29 PM
What is heaven like?

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What is heaven like?
Heaven is a beautiful place Ixi. Full of love, magnificence and glory. Jesus says we will dine at His banquet, that we have many mansions waiting for us, that divine Holy Angels will be around day and night protecting and nurturing us.

The fields are the greenest green, filled with colorful flowers and birds that you have never seen before. Everyone is beautiful. Everyone is happy.

And of course, just to balance everything out, we get to look down on the darkies, homers and witches being burned and raped in hell for the rest of eternity. People who mocked Jesus when they were alive.

It always amazes me that people do not see the tender love and understanding of our Saviour and accept his invitation. Tell me xxi; can you tell me anything more satisfying then to watch your enemies in unspeakable pain, writhing and screaming and being raped by demons forever?

This is the love Baby Jesus has for you iXi; the love he has for us all. He'll do that, He has promised that...and all you have to say is; "I love you too Baby Jesus." That's not hard is it?

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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 11-06-2006, 05:16 PM
Thats kind of what The Summerland is like. Can it be that we believe the same thing, but just under a different name? Perhaps my God and Goddess is like your God/Jesus, and The Summerland is heaven for you, but a place to rest for us. Maybe there is a Hell, but I don't think there is.

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Thats kind of what The Summerland is like. Can it be that we believe the same thing, but just under a different name? Perhaps my God and Goddess is like your God/Jesus, and The Summerland is heaven for you, but a place to rest for us. Maybe there is a Hell, but I don't think there is.
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Heaven is nothing like Summerland. Summerland is something made up while Heaven is for real were God and His partners The Holy Spirit and Jesus sit as king/kings of the world surrounded by countless angels who do Their will invisibly on earth. Let us not believe in silly fantasies here Ixi.


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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 11-06-2006, 05:23 PM
Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.

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Thats kind of what The Summerland is like. Can it be that we believe the same thing, but just under a different name? Perhaps my God and Goddess is like your God/Jesus, and The Summerland is heaven for you, but a place to rest for us. Maybe there is a Hell, but I don't think there is.
Nope. Your god and goddess are Satan and Satan in a dress. Summerland is just another name for Hell used to fool wickers like you. The one and only way to Heaven is through Jesus Christ Himself.

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Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
That tingle you feel is most likely a demon tickling you though it may be the Lord trying to prove to you His existance and that the god and goddess are just forms of Satan.
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Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
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God is real, there rest are false. You are welcome to show me were it says otherwise in The Bible. Just because these pagan religions pre-date Christianty means nothing; Satan set them up to mock Christianty before Jesus created it.


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Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
Icky, Wicca was made up by a guy about 50 years ago. It isn 't thousands of years old.

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Silly fantasies? This belief has existed for thosands of years. I have no proof it does, but when I stand under the full moon and feel the tingle of HER light, I know shes real, and so is the Lord. God is real, but so are the God and the Goddess.
Oh, please.
Just like Pastor Pistle pointed out; Wicca isn't old.
It was invented by some homer some 50 years ago, a homer influenced by satan (and LSD) I might add.


I also believe Jesus is Lord is correct, that tickle you feel is only a demon having his way with you.
In short, you're being deceived by the devil, cause no matter if he's wearing a dress or not, he's still the devil.

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Witch hunting season started with a bang and a thud this year for old Wash. As I was driving to the fish and tackle store to get my Witch Hunting Permit I saw a live one walking to the mall (probably to go to hot Topic and by copious amounts of "The Nightmare Before Christmas" clothing) so I made a sharp turn onto the sidewalk and pinned her between my grill and a lightpost. The minor damages to my car (who knew such a fat waste of space could do so much front-end damage to a Land Rover?) were a small price to pay (and were easily covered by the spending money found in the subject's wallet) for keeping the streets free of gothic losers this Halloween. Even though it is against the law to kill a Goth without a permit I know God and the Freehold city Fish and Game commission will look the other way this time seeing my perfect record with them and impecable eye for Goths.
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Arrested for what Friend? Brother Wash did nothing illegal in the Godly State of Iowa.


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Arrested for what Friend? Brother Wash did nothing illegal in the Godly State of Iowa.
Running someone over with your car is Attempted Murder on the 1st degree and Assualt which could result in life imprisonment. Yeah, he didn't do anything illegal...(sarcasm)
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Running someone over with your car is Attempted Murder on the 1st degree and Assualt which could result in life imprisonment. Yeah, he didn't do anything illegal...(sarcasm)
Not if it's in self-defence it isn't.

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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 11-10-2006, 05:48 PM
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Running someone over with your car is Attempted Murder on the 1st degree and Assualt which could result in life imprisonment. Yeah, he didn't do anything illegal...(sarcasm)
Icky, people run over other people with their cars every day, especially their small children, and especially in states which ban abortion. It's not a crime, it's merely an accident.

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