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The Pope uses a Condom after all! -
03-24-2014, 03:11 PM
Here's me thinking that the Catlickers were against using Condoms.
Vatican cocaine-filled condoms parcel seized by German customs officers
Package sent to the Vatican from a South American country contained 14 condoms filled with £33,000 worth of liquid cocaine
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...seized-package
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: The Pope uses a Condom after all! -
03-24-2014, 03:39 PM
A little gift from the Colombians, as a thank you for the canonization of the false idol María Laura Montoya Upegui?
Amazing what those popes will do for a bit of blow.
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: The Pope uses a Condom after all! -
03-25-2014, 04:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Talitha
Here's me thinking that the Catlickers were against using Condoms.
Vatican cocaine-filled condoms parcel seized by German customs officers
Package sent to the Vatican from a South American country contained 14 condoms filled with £33,000 worth of liquid cocaine
http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...seized-package
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If anyone doubts that "Father" Maurice Lester is involved with this, Then you need to Pray harder.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Pope uses a Condom after all! -
03-25-2014, 09:32 AM
I always suspected that there was another ingredient in that transubstantiation - now its wine, wafer, and coke?
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: The Pope uses a Condom after all! -
03-25-2014, 10:28 AM
They may use condoms, but they don't use them on the altar boys.
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