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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-02-2007, 07:47 PM

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And the obvious is that God is real and He sent His only begotten Son as a temporary sacrifice for YOUR sins. Yet you continue to reject Him and His glorious gift to you. That is very, very stupid, my friend.

Well I guess he sacrificed for nothing, how sad.
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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-02-2007, 08:30 PM

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Well I guess he sacrificed for nothing, how sad.

So Jesus is up there weeping on the cross for you and you would just walk up to Him and say "tough luck luzer'. No dice suka'" and spit in His face. Friend, I think you may be a very cruel man.

Friend, there is another way to do things. That way is called love friend and we here at Landover are just full of it.



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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-02-2007, 08:33 PM

landoshit TO THE CROSS
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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-02-2007, 08:39 PM

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So Jesus is up there weeping on the cross for you and you would just walk up to Him and say "tough luck luzer'. No dice suka'" and spit in His face. Friend, I think you may be a very cruel man.

Friend, there is another way to do things. That way is called love friend and we here at Landover are just full of it.

Well I wouldn't spit on him, I don't hate the guy since I've never met him personaly but I won't adore him for that either.
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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-02-2007, 09:05 PM

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Well I wouldn't spit on him, I don't hate the guy since I've never met him personaly but I won't adore him for that either.
So if you were there that Good Friday at Cavary you'd just turn your back on Jesus while He suffered for? That is very cold friend.



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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-02-2007, 09:07 PM

yeah why not? he was just a normal person
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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-04-2007, 06:29 PM

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Between making typos and not being able to understand the obvious the latter is more stupid.
So you consider one form of stupid behaviour that you've displayed to be stupider than another form of stupid behaviour that you display? Fine by me, do you intend on making some kind of a list of your top 10 stupidest characteristics or something?
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yeah why not? he was just a normal person
Yes, walking on water and rising from the dead are so normal.


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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-06-2007, 03:06 AM

Yeah , do you know that Clark Kent have flyed all around the world ?

and Countess bathory Drank some blood ?


They are all fictives inventions ,based on somes facts or some imagination
exactly like the little story of my Friend Jesus
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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-06-2007, 05:19 PM

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Yeah , do you know that Clark Kent have flyed all around the world ?

and Countess bathory Drank some blood ?


They are all fictives inventions ,based on somes facts or some imagination
exactly like the little story of my Friend Jesus
Friend,
  • There really was a Countess Bathory and she really was convicted of blood drinking and murder. That is unless you think the country of Hungary is fiction.
  • Clark Kent is utterly fiction and no one has ever even suggested he was or is a real man.
  • While the man source of information on Jesus is The Bible Josephus does mention Jesus in his histories of 1st Century Judah.
  • Because of the ignorance of the facts your arguement utterly is retarded.



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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-07-2007, 12:36 AM

There really was a Countess Bathory and she really was convicted of blood drinking and murder. That is unless you think the country of Hungary is fiction.
Clark Kent is utterly fiction and no one has ever even suggested he was or is a real man.
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They are all fictives inventions ,based on somes facts or some imagination : if you read correctly .... it's mean that somes of them( clark and countess) are based on true personne(countess) and other(clark) on pur imagination


I supposed that you were able to understand this and I was not force to mention it ...

but I know now that I must speak with you like if you were a little child and i must explain everythings words by words
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Default Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! - 03-07-2007, 12:43 AM

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There really was a Countess Bathory and she really was convicted of blood drinking and murder. That is unless you think the country of Hungary is fiction.
Clark Kent is utterly fiction and no one has ever even suggested he was or is a real man.
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They are all fictives inventions ,based on somes facts or some imagination : if you read correctly .... it's mean that somes of them( clark and countess) are based on true personne(countess) and other(clark) on pur imagination


I supposed that you were able to understand this and I was not force to mention it ...

but I know now that I must speak with you like if you were a little child and i must explain everythings words by words
A word of advice: If you don't want people to insult you for your poor English, don't be arrogant when you're not understood. Clarify instead.
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