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03-01-2007, 11:29 PM
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An appendix is not a flaw, it is a useless thing for us now, but asn't always been since it has an usage on other animals it has a purpose.
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No you missed the point friend. What Christianity teaches is human being were created as vile and horrible things by our loving, perfect God. God sticking a spare organ or two in us like an appendix or a pancreas its just pretty much to be expected after that. Far from disproving the existence of God like you maintain it only helps to prove He is the God as described in The Bible (you know, the kind that drowns most of the world in The Flood out of love)
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Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! -
03-01-2007, 11:30 PM
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An appendix is not a flaw, it is a useless thing for us now, but asn't always been since it has an usage on other animals it has a purpose.
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Correction, the appendix supposedly has a function in our immunological system. Not so stupid of God to make us more resistant to harm now is it?
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03-01-2007, 11:36 PM
We can't help it if God makes something we don't fully understand! How stupid are you?
Sometimes I can understand the concept of certain humans such as Negras, Homers and Belgians starting out as Monkeys because they all have under-developed Brains.
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03-01-2007, 11:42 PM
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Correction, the appendix supposedly has a function in our immunological system. Not so stupid of God to make us more resistant to harm now is it?
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That must be why you can remove it without it having any effect on you at all.
What is the point of being racist and homophobic in this thread exactly?
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03-01-2007, 11:46 PM
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That must be why you can remove it without it having any effect on you at all.
What is the point of being racist and homophobic in this thread exactly?
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Right then smarty pants, let me teach you some basic anatomic principles.
1. A body rarely ever relies on one thing to function, hence it does not rely on only your appendix but also utilises the humoral and cellular response mechanisms.
2. Consequentially, the effect of removing your appendix is minimised thanks to these other ingenious pathways.
Basically the same reason you can still grow if you're potassium, calcium, magnesium, .... deficient.
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03-01-2007, 11:47 PM
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What is the point of being racist and homophobic in this thread exactly?
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03-01-2007, 11:49 PM
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That must be why you can remove it without it having any effect on you at all.
You can lose an arm or a leg "without it having any effect on you at all", too. Why aren't you over in iraquistan doing just that for Jesus?
What is the point of being racist and homophobic in this thread exactly?
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I have seen no evidence of racism anywhere in this Godly forum. We do not tolerate the teasing of nigras or slants, etc.
As for the queers, nobody likes them anyway, and God wants them dead.
Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Look up Romans 1:31-32.
Jesus condemns all homers, including lesbians. Check Romans 1:26-28.
So, are you a pervert homer or just a defender of them? Either way, enjoy hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! -
03-01-2007, 11:55 PM
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Sometimes I can understand the concept of certain humans such as Negras, Homers and Belgians starting out as Monkeys because they all have under-developed Brains.
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You dare to claim that this isn't racist.
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03-01-2007, 11:58 PM
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enjoy hell.
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Thanks I will.
And why don't you go cut your leg and tell me that there was absolutely no difference from before, will you still walk the same way, be able to work as efficiantly?
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03-02-2007, 12:05 AM
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You dare to claim that this isn't racist.
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You dare to accuse me?
Go read a Bible sometime, you might save yourself from Hell, unless of course you are a pervert Homer.
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Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! -
03-02-2007, 12:12 AM
Sure I dare because you are a racist redneck.
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03-02-2007, 12:12 AM
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That must be why you can remove it without it having any effect on you at all.
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And why don't you go cut your leg and tell me that there was absolutely no difference from before, will you still walk the same way, be able to work as efficiantly?
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I'll do that just after you remove your own appendix and see how well you do.
I have Jesus looking after me friend.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-02-2007, 12:13 AM
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Sure I dare because you are a racist redneck.
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How many negroid highly educated people are there, compared to caucasian intelligent people? Belgians and Homers aren't races, so that rules that out.
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03-02-2007, 12:15 AM
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I'll do that just after you remove your own appendix and see how well you do.
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Done already. And I am doing fantastic. Now go I did my part go cut your leg.
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03-02-2007, 12:17 AM
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Done already. And I am doing fantastic. Now go I did my part go cut your leg.
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As you are unsaved scum and a wanton embracer of satan, I'll have to see some photographic evidence.
In the mean time, won't you accept Jesus into your heart?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! -
03-02-2007, 12:19 AM
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How many negroid highly educated people are there, compared to caucasian intelligent people? Belgians and Homers aren't races, so that rules that out.
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Infact yes alot more than baptist I am sure how many of you guys are rich and educated persons(not only in religion).
And There is only one race, the human one. The concept of race is not genetic, but social. There is no gene for race. The Human Race Machine allows us to move beyond differences and arrive at sameness. We are all one.
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03-02-2007, 12:22 AM
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As you are unsaved scum and a wanton embracer of satan, I'll have to see some photographic evidence.
In the mean time, won't you accept Jesus into your heart?
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Photographic? Do you know what an appendix is? It is an organ in the body so how are you suggesting that I do that exactly?
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Re: I want to be courted by a monkey! -
03-02-2007, 12:22 AM
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Infact yes alot more than baptist I am sure how many of you guys are rich and educated persons(not only in religion).
And There is only one race, the human one. The concept of race is not genetic, but social. There is no gene for race. The Human Race Machine allows us to move beyond differences and arrive at sameness. We are all one.
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That's not what I asked, please scroll upwards for my actual question.
Anyhow, there is only one human species, for which there is a gene. Races are indeed a social division and not clearly borderder, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. Because gray exists, do black and white therefore not exist?
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03-02-2007, 12:26 AM
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Photographic? Do you know what an appendix is? It is an organ in the body so how are you suggesting that I do that exactly?
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You said you just sliced it out, Einstein.
Hardly an organ by the way, more likely an appendage to an organ.
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03-02-2007, 12:28 AM
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Photographic? Do you know what an appendix is? It is an organ in the body so how are you suggesting that I do that exactly?
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What I am suggesting is that you are a liar. And that is something that God hates.
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Actually you manage to cover just about everything on this list, don't you? I'll bet you're a filthy homer too.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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