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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 10-26-2013, 10:09 AM

tried to make her see that God and Satan are real and that there's a Heaven and a Hell, not pray for God to kill her. I've seen many ridiculous posts on this site, but yours was by far the most disgusting and offensive. Don't twist the word of God so it can benefit you.
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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 10-26-2013, 10:14 AM

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tried to make her see that God and Satan are real and that there's a Heaven and a Hell, not pray for God to kill her. I've seen many ridiculous posts on this site, but yours was by far the most disgusting and offensive. Don't twist the word of God so it can benefit you.
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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 10-26-2013, 12:24 PM

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tried to make her see that God and Satan are real and that there's a Heaven and a Hell, not pray for God to kill her. I've seen many ridiculous posts on this site, but yours was by far the most disgusting and offensive. Don't twist the word of God so it can benefit you.
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It's advice like that that gets souls sent to hell, markjosol. It is obvious that you are making it up as you go along, rather than cracking open that KJV1611 of yours and seeing what wants you to do.

Look at it this way: It is a Christian's duty to oppose all those who commune with Satan. Brother Godfly did his part and the Lord did His.

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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 10-26-2013, 05:00 PM

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Simply because she would ask the cat if it thought it would rain today, you pray for God to kill her?
So you support witchcraft?

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And because she didn't have proof of her virginity.
If you would have read the Holy Bible (KJV 1611) before sharing your ignorant, unsaved opinions, you would know that a woman's parents are to keep custody of proof of their daughter's virginity at the time of her marriage.

Deuteronomy 22:13-22
13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:
16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

From what I understand, Brother Godfly's in-laws were not able to produce the tokens of their daughter's virginity, thus it follows that she is a whore and should die. It's in the Bible.

As for my own wife, as soon as I finished consummating our marriage, her father was knocking on the door asking for the tokens. He has them in a safe deposit box at his bank, and I have photographs for my own records. It's the only way any of us can be sure that my wife did not play the whore, necessitating her death according to 's Word.



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Smile Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 10-26-2013, 07:38 PM

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As you all know it has been a tough last couple of years for my family. My dear wife after being unable to prove she was a virgin at the time we married (I didn't think to ask back then but she should have kept some proof) and after I caught her numerous times talking to the cat in an attempt to divine the future (do you think it will rain today snowball?) She nevertheless had the audacity to continue to live for several years even though biblical law said she should die. After years of taking her on walks in rocky places and praying for an avalanche to kill her The Lord finally answered my prayers. She died of pneumonia last night.

My son J.R. Has been working on the grave all day and we plan to put her to rest sometime after church tomorrow. We ask the community not to send flowers but we will accept cash gifts that we will donate to charity sometime soon.
I will be free next weekend and plan to start dating as soon as possible but please do not send me anyone younger than 17.
A most hearty congratulations! I have been praying for God to snatch the life from that worthless whore for some time. It was never my place to say anything while you were married to her but my wife, Mrs. Hutchins has told me your wife sometimes went out without undergarments, to 'air out' as I heard it. It certainly explains 'that smell'.
Anyhow, if you find yourself out Hutchins Plantation, LLC, feel free to browse the Hutchins girls, no doubt one of them might be satisfactory.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 11-02-2013, 10:11 PM

Praise the lord. He finally took a wife away from a guy who wanted to have her killed because she couldn't prove she was a virgin when they married. Like that's even possible after some years of marriage.

I don't know wether to call the cops because you likely murdered your wife and now brag about it on some forum or thinking that wherever your wife would be now, even if death meant the end of her existence, that would still be better than living with you.


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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 11-02-2013, 10:18 PM

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Praise the lord. He finally took a wife away from a guy who wanted to have her killed because she couldn't prove she was a virgin when they married. Like that's even possible after some years of marriage.
It's in parents' best interest to collect the proof after the wedding night.

Deuteronomy 22:13-21
13 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
14 And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
15 Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:
16 And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
17 And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
18 And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
19 And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.



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I don't know wether to call the cops
You are the second German I know who misspells this word in the same way. Is this some weird German thing?

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because you likely murdered your wife and now brag about it on some forum or thinking that wherever your wife would be now, even if death meant the end of her existence, that would still be better than living with you.
No, because she is in Hell for her sins. Say hello to her when you join her there.
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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 11-04-2013, 11:35 PM

Godfly, I have prayed fervently for a Proverbs 31 wife to make her way into your hands. When you come across a fugly God-fearful woman you know it is of The LORD (and another one of my answered prayers): Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.


Ezekiel 23:19-20 "Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."
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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 11-06-2013, 03:33 PM

You prayed your wife would die? What sort of sick evil bastard are you? It is said you are the product of rapes and by your mentality I can believe that. You are a sick piffle and I hope you NEVER find another wife. If you do I know she will be raped in order for you to marry her. You need a jail sentence not praise.
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Angry Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 11-06-2013, 09:46 PM

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You prayed your wife would die? What sort of sick evil bastard are you? It is said you are the product of rapes and by your mentality I can believe that. You are a sick piffle and I hope you NEVER find another wife. If you do I know she will be raped in order for you to marry her. You need a jail sentence not praise.
Nice.

I take it you'd rather see her suffer for as long as possible. What kind of a sicko ae you?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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You prayed your wife would die? What sort of sick evil bastard are you? It is said you are the product of rapes and by your mentality I can believe that. You are a sick piffle and I hope you NEVER find another wife. If you do I know she will be raped in order for you to marry her. You need a jail sentence not praise.
Sir, my familly and I are in mourning. This attack is in poor taste.


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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 11-10-2013, 09:53 PM

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You prayed your wife would die? What sort of sick evil bastard are you? It is said you are the product of rapes and by your mentality I can believe that. You are a sick piffle and I hope you NEVER find another wife. If you do I know she will be raped in order for you to marry her. You need a jail sentence not praise.
How does imprisoning a rapist help anybody? Rape is either punishable by death, if it happens to be an adulterous rape, or it is considered a righteous duty of husbands and brave, victorious armies. If the woman is still for sale when she is ravished, then her father can be compensated for the broken merchandise at full price.

I suppose you want these damaged women to die alone.

Many women have been praying to God their whole lives to be raped by a Christian, so that she can partake of his wisdom and abundance, and win favor with the Lord. You would deprive them of this opportunity for their lives to mean something?


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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 11-10-2013, 10:02 PM

wow talk about the wedding vow: I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.
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wow talk about the wedding vow: I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.
You registered here just to rub Mrs. Godfly's lies into gentle and patient Mr. Godfly's face?



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wow talk about the wedding vow: I will love you and honor you all the days of my life.
You can take a vow to Satan too. That doesn't change the Law of God.

Christ tells us not to take oaths of any kind. Not sure what Bible you have been reading.
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You registered here just to rub Mrs. Godfly's lies into gentle and patient Mr. Godfly's face?

I thank The Lord that the nice young girls from the high school are coming over tonight to take my mind off of things.


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Gentle he seemed glad enough to get rid of her seeing how he was praying for her death.
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Default Re: Thank you all for praying for my wife... She finally died. - 11-10-2013, 10:49 PM

Also you said I should not accuse people of racism. What do you have to say about this? It was posted on your website.

Is This Church a Racist Organization?


No. We believe that God has a special place in society for everyone, no matter how unintelligent and ugly they are.

What is the position in society of (insert race here)?

If your ancestors are: African
Your position in society is: Slave of slaves. Best segregated, as your curse might hurt others.
Because:
And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, [Father of Asians] and Ham, [father of blacks] and Japheth [father of Whites]: and Ham is the father of Canaan. These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.
And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants ("The lowest of slaves - New International Version) shall he be unto his brethren.
And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. - Genesis 9:18-27

If your ancestors are: Unmarried (within 10 generations)
Your position in society is: Same as under secularism, but you can't enter church.
Because: A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. - Deuteronomy 23:2

If your ancestors are: Greek
Your position in society is: Same as under secularism, but everybody knows you're literally a motherf*cker:
Because: It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife. - 1 Corinthians 5:1 (there is sexual immorality among you...man has his father's wife -New International Version)

If your ancestors are: Greek (Cretian)
Your position in society is: Meat.
One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, The Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies. This witness is true. (Titus 1:12)

How do you know that the sons of Ham are blacks?

The Answers In Genesis Creation Museum says so:
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What about interracial/intercultural marriage?

God commands us against them:

Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son. - Deuteronomy 7:3

But why? And can I at least have a foreign girlfriend or mistress?

No. Your black mistress will end up converting you to her "black Jesus" and Kawanzaa heresies:

But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh (who is African), women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love. -1st Kings 11:1-2

If they can even corrupt as Godly a man as King Solomon, the wisest man of all time (1 Kings 4:31), imagine what they'll do to you!

Do you support segregation or integration?

God says integration leads to heresy:

And the children of Israel dwelt among the Canaanites, Hittites, and Amorites, and Perizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites:
And they took their daughters to be their wives, and gave their daughters to their sons, and served their gods.
And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD, and forgat the LORD their God, and served Baalim and the groves. - Judges 3:5-7

So if I can't live in the same neighborhoods as non-W.A.S.P.S., can I at least visit?

No. Even looking at them will mess you up: Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. - Proverbs 23:33

But black women are so attractive!

Some are, but that's rare:

I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.
Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: Song of Solomon 1:5-6

Is it even possible to re-segregate?

It is, and it's as important a part of Christianity as confessing your sins:

And the seed of Israel separated themselves from all strangers, and stood and confessed their sins, and the iniquities of their fathers. -Nehemiah 9:2


I'm of mixed-race, are my parents sinners?

Yes: The people of Israel, and the priests, and the Levites, have not separated themselves from the people of the lands, doing according to their abominations, even of the Canaanites, the Hittites, the Perizzites, the Jebusites, the Ammonites, the Moabites, the Egyptians, and the Amorites.
For they have taken of their daughters for themselves, and for their sons: so that the holy seed have mingled themselves with the people of those lands: yea, the hand of the princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass. - Ezra 9:1-2

Why are white people's genes holy?

Because God says so. See Ezra 9:1-2 above.

I know Africa is a mess, but it can change, right?

The Bible says you can take the blacks out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the blacks: Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil. -Jeremiah 13:23

So what should our foreign policy towards Africa be?

Invade and exterminate. Also kill all the men of nations that are allied with African nations:

Ethiopia (old term for most of Africa), and Libya, and Lydia, and all the mingled people, and Chub, and the men of the land that is in league, (African Union etc.) shall fall with them by the sword. - Ezekiel 30:5

Does God listen the prayers of Christians who aren't white Americans?

No, he doesn't want to listen to non-whites and non-Americans because he considers them dogs:

But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs - Matthew 15:24-26

But how do you know Jesus is white?

First let's agree on these definitions:

Ruddy: rosy-cheeked, sunburnt
fair countenence: white face and facial features (nose is not hooked or flat, for example)

Jesus was a Nazarite:

Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies - Lamentations 4:7

Unless you're one of those perverts who believe that the Song of Solomon is pornography, you'll agree that the Song of Solomon is a prophecy predicting the love of Jesus. And here is Jesus described as being outstandingly ruddy among 10,000, that is, among the whitest 0.0001% of the population:

My lover is radiant and ruddy, outstanding among ten thousand - Song of Solomon 5:10

Jesus was descended from King David, also white, and who was a victim of anti-White racism:

And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance. - 1 Samuel 17:42

God chooses prophets and rulers of nations by simply choosing the white person:

Again, Jesse made seven of his sons to pass before Samuel. And Samuel said unto Jesse, The LORD hath not chosen these.

And Samuel said unto Jesse, Are here all thy children? And he said, There remaineth yet the youngest, and, behold, he keepeth the sheep. And Samuel said unto Jesse, Send and fetch him: for we will not sit down till he come hither.
And he sent, and brought him in. Now he was ruddy, and withal of a beautiful countenance, and goodly to look to. And the LORD said, Arise, anoint him: for this is he. Then Samuel took the horn of oil, and anointed him in the midst of his brethren: and the Spirit of the LORD came upon David from that day forward. So Samuel rose up, and went to Ramah. - 1 Samuel 16:10-13

Note that Hussien Obama is not ruddy.
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Gentle he seemed glad enough to get rid of her seeing how he was praying for her death.
As a True Christian I'm used to persecution but to attack me at this time in my life is particularly low. If I didn't have seventeen year old girls cleaning my home and cooking for me seven nights a week I don't know what I'd do.


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Gentle he seemed glad enough to get rid of her seeing how he was praying for her death.
He was praying for God's will. Read the OP again, dear.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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