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Old 12-23-2013, 03:55 AM
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Father told me you're welcome to use our guest room whenever your scholarly travels bring you this way. That would be the perfect time for me to give you what you drool over so often! Men can be so simple!
What a kind and generous offer!
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Old 12-23-2013, 03:18 PM
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We intend to marry on December 23rd. It's soon, but I don't think I could wait a moment longer! I look forward to producing soldiers and fulfilling that duty. Thank you for reminding me that a godly place is a godly home.
Dear Miss Robinson (soon-to-be Mrs. Henry Patton!),

Happy Wedding Day!

In the midst of all the fuss and frivolity that normally accompanies these festivities, I hope you set aside some time to thank the LORD for sending you a Godly husband. Exodus 15:11

May God bless your special day, as well as your endeavors in the bedroom this evening whilst undertaking the ghastly deed of procreation with Mr. Patton.

In Christ,
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Boston is truly a disgusting place.

It is filled with poor, illiterate Irish who are butthurt and bitter about the fact that the town was founded by Anglo Saxon White Protestants, and they do all the jobs that white people don't want to do: take out the trash, construction, etc.

They are so bitter that they have to make liberal hit pieces against their overlords, creating an imaginary world where they are intelligent, like here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Will_Hunting

More proof that the Pope is still telling them what to do behind the scenes.
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