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How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-09-2010, 08:21 AM
How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming!
Everyone knows that women who choose to be fat, those who are over 130 pounds, are lazy, ugly and weak minded. Less known is that those woman do not just block the view, smell bad and look ugly. Fat woman are also the main cause of all current problems in America. It is no coincidence that Sarah Palin and Cristine O'Donnell have slim figures. 1st Corinthians 10:13 "There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it."
American Women Didn't Get Fat in the 50's!
In the 50's American women maintained their slim figures while eating huge amounts of eggs and bacon. Proving without a shred of doubt that eggs and bacon do not cause obesity. How is this possible? They worked hard! Unlike modern lazy fat women, they spend all day on washing clothes, cleaning the house, raising a family, not stealing jobs from men and serving and pleasing their husbands. Clear proof that the only thing that will save America is going back to True Christian™ family values! Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute."
Bacon does not cause obesity:
The difference between women in the 50's and now:
How FAT WOMEN Destroyed America!
There are countless ways in which lazy fat woman contributed to the downfall of America. The fatter woman have gotten, the more America we have lost. By consuming huge amounts of food they forced farmers to use genetic manipulation to produce enough good. Thereby insulting God and harming America! Also, fat women voted for Obama! Thereby causing the biggest economic crisis we ever faced and the total destruction of our once powerful army! Proverbs 23:21 "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty."
Fat women are destroying our army:
Fat women know no shame:
How FAT WOMEN caused Global Warming!
All Gore and his liberal friends are lying when they blame our cars! It's fat woman that caused global warming! Methane produced by the fat asses of fat women is responsible for 18% of the greenhouse gases that cause global warming. More than cars, planes and all other forms of transportation put together! Emissions from fat woman are more damaging to the planet than CO2 from cars! This is also why it is hard to breathe when you are close to a fat woman. You are smelling Hell, which is where all fat women will go for insulting God's creation! Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever."
More damaging to the planet than CO2 from cars:
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-09-2010, 08:27 AM
That last one looks like my wife!
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-09-2010, 08:37 AM
@ Cranky Old Man I am glad God blessed me with a slim figure!
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-09-2010, 08:50 AM
It is sad to see women let themselves get that fat.
Fat women have been known to kill their partners. I pray no-one forgets murderess Mia Landingham for sitting on her boyfriend and killing him. Mia weighs over 300 pounds.
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Mia Landingham had been drinking all day when she got into a fight with boyfriend Mikal Middleton-Bey at their Cleveland home. Landingham punched him in the face. Bey grabbed her. That's when she knocked him to the ground and sat on him...
At the time, she weighed in at a hefty 300 pounds. Bey, a mere 120 pounds, was fighting way out of his weight class. By the time she got off him, he wasn't breathing. He later died of asphyxiation.
In court yesterday, Landingham said she was sorry for squashing the father of her 3 children, who have since been taken in by relatives. Judge Carolyn Friedland apparently felt sorry for her. Landingham was sentenced to just three years of probation and 100 hours of community service.
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-09-2010, 12:07 PM
I always take a long discance to fat woman, because fat womans cant stop upcomming farts. Their anus is extended throughout all the food which have to come out sooner or later. So their sphincter is so large that its not possible to stop some foul air. Thats so discusting.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-09-2010, 12:47 PM
Excellent teaching, Brother. My wife has kept her slim figure, at least in part because I keep a close eye on what she eats.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-09-2010, 12:59 PM
Cranky Old Man we finally agree on something. Any woman over 130lbs is fat, lazy and ugly!
Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-09-2010, 10:15 PM
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Cranky Old Man we finally agree on something. Any woman over 130lbs is fat, lazy and ugly!
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I guess you'd know from experience.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-10-2010, 12:18 AM
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Fat women know no shame:
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You just know that the redhead on the right is thinking how much better she looks than the others.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-10-2010, 01:47 AM
Our false Baptist cousins in the South are fat as pigs and they are trying to say that Dr Rev Jerry Falwell was fat and that gluttony is praise for the abundance God has shown the saved.
http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/
Jerry Falwell was NOT fat. This was photoshopped by clever Satanists.
This BLOG does make a good point that gluttonous capitalist Godly greed is good and points out that the concept of the 7 deadly sins is a Papist concept.
There is an upside to pregnant gluttonous fat mothers. They are a boon for our medical industry. High risk pregnancies may help offset the damage Obama care is doing to our Godly medical corporations.
Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, “Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.”
Proverbs 28:7 declares, “He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father.”
Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.”
However; fat women are harlots!
Warning! the above links are for men only and should only be viewed for scientific reasons.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-10-2010, 05:05 AM
OH my eyes! You should've at least posted a warning, Cranky, dear, that there were unsuitable-for-TC women's-eyes such ghastly and horrific pictures on your rant. While I agree 100% with what you say, I almost keeled over dead from the shock of the pictures!
My oh my! I think I'm having heart palpitations even now! Sweet Jesus, send me some lye soap so I can wash my eyes out and forever erase those horrid images!
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-10-2010, 06:02 AM
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OH my eyes! You should've at least posted a warning, Cranky, dear, that there were unsuitable-for-TC women's-eyes such ghastly and horrific pictures on your rant. While I agree 100% with what you say, I almost keeled over dead from the shock of the pictures!
My oh my! I think I'm having heart palpitations even now! Sweet Jesus, send me some lye soap so I can wash my eyes out and forever erase those horrid images!
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I can see why Cranky posted them. Sometimes we need to be shocked. A few hours in your prayer closet should help erase those vulgar images from your weak womanly mind.
It's a wonder that the Japs don't mistake those harlots for whales and harpoon them.
This should help to erase those horrid images from your mind.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-10-2010, 06:26 AM
Oh, TC, thank you so very much for restoring my heart with those Blessed images!
I'm headed to the prayer closet in just a little while. Husband is outside rounding up Pastor Zeke's cows. They got into the pumpkins again! I think Husband was serious when he told Pastor that if he didn't come get them we were going to have roast brunch with BTB this afternoon.
I guess I might as well stay up now. Going to the prayer closet will take HOURS and by the time I'm fully restored it will be time for early services.
Thanks ever so much TC!
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-10-2010, 04:02 PM
I think it's religious cranks like you that are the ruin of America.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-11-2010, 02:05 AM
No, Mr. Love, you don't think at ALL, which is why you're unsaved trash. Your wife is probably a fat harlot and that's why you think insinuating yourself into a Godly conversation is ok. Well, it is NOT and you need to pray for Salvation!
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-11-2010, 04:10 PM
Brother Cranky, you're absolutely right, as usual!
I'd like to add that a woman I know (not Helen) tried "vegetarianism" for a while. Know what happened?
SHE GAINED WEIGHT and her cholesterol went over 250!
She got the weight off and her cholesterol back to normal by doing what? Oh, right. Eating meat.
That's another of the differences between women of the 50s and of today, Brother!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-12-2010, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Rebecca
Oh, TC, thank you so very much for restoring my heart with those Blessed images!
I'm headed to the prayer closet in just a little while. Husband is outside rounding up Pastor Zeke's cows. They got into the pumpkins again! I think Husband was serious when he told Pastor that if he didn't come get them we were going to have roast brunch with BTB this afternoon.
I guess I might as well stay up now. Going to the prayer closet will take HOURS and by the time I'm fully restored it will be time for early services.
Thanks ever so much TC!
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-19-2010, 12:14 AM
My only beef with this view is that I am a woman who weighs a little over the 130 mark, but I am slim. I enjoy working out while I read my bible and thus have become rather muscular. So is this to say I am a sinner due to this lifestyle of mine? I'd really like to know. I love being fit and healthy, but if it's a sin, by golly, I shall stop immediately.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-19-2010, 12:17 AM
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My only beef with this view is that I am a woman who weighs a little over the 130 mark, but I am slim. I enjoy working out while I read my bible and thus have become rather muscular. So is this to say I am a sinner due to this lifestyle of mine? I'd really like to know. I love being fit and healthy, but if it's a sin, by golly, I shall stop immediately.
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There is a difference between being fit and healthy, and trying to be a man. Just be a woman, for goodness sake.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-19-2010, 12:25 AM
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There is a difference between being fit and healthy, and trying to be a man. Just be a woman, for goodness sake.
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By staying fit, I am not trying to be a man. I would never want to be a man, but I just weigh over 130 due to muscle weighing more than fat and thus am worried for my salvation. I have asthma and staying fit helps me to breath easier.
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