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Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-22-2012, 04:01 AM
Friends, as you know, Satan's favorite day is coming up. October 31st marks the most evil day of the year, the day children are duped into thinking Trick-or-Treating is naught but an innocent, communal, seasonal celebration. We know the truth, but what can we do?
Some churches hold Harvest Festivals. Others celebrate Reformation Day. I encourage you to Take Back The Day and Redeem it for the LORD! Friends, let's all introduce our own communities to Jesusween!
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Every year, the world and its system have a day set aside (October 31st) to celebrate ungodly images and evil characters while Christians all over the world participate, hide or just stay quiet on Halloween day. Being a day that is widely acceptable to solicit and knock on doors, God inspired us to encourage Christians to use this day as an opportunity to spread the gospel. The days of hiding are over and we choose to take a stand for Jesus. “Evil prevails when good people do nothing”. JesusWeen is expected to become the most effective Christian outreach day ever and that is why we also call it” World Evangelism Day”
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Friends, we here at Landover Baptist Church forum have friends in all corners of the earth. Just think what can happen if we all petition our communities to celebrate Jesusween!
Share Jesus With Your City or Town!
Children Being Trained Up To Hate Jesus
This year, when children come dressed as goblins and demons and witches and all manner of the damned, hand out Holy Bibles instead!
(pay no attention to her backwards hands)
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-22-2012, 04:19 AM
I'm going to carve a JesusWeen pumpkin!
Like this, only with the REAL Savior on it!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-22-2012, 05:00 PM
Reverend, that looks awfully fun! Here's a couples templates we're planning to use:
To remind children to be grateful their heathen parents didn't abort them:
To remind parents the kind of despair that rejecting Christ can bring, just like it did Judas:
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-22-2012, 05:05 PM
i hope this catches on! I'd love to see little kids in Jesusweenie costumes everywhere!
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-22-2012, 05:33 PM
Dressing as Jesus is not appropriate for Jesusween.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-22-2012, 07:23 PM
Don't mock Jesus on Jesusween.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-22-2012, 10:14 PM
This could save Christians everywhere a lot of money on ammo.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-22-2012, 10:49 PM
Why is my Jesus sitting at a poker table?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-23-2012, 12:04 AM
I
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JESUS-Ween!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-23-2012, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Why is my Jesus sitting at a poker table?
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And why does he look like cartoon George Harrison?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-23-2012, 12:32 AM
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-25-2012, 04:01 PM
Only 6 more days to JesusWeen! I'm so excited, I can't stop bouncing!
What are you going to do to celebrate JesusWeen?
I'm looking for a hopper ball for the kids, so I can encourage them to bounce on JesusWeen, too! But this is the best I've found so far.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-25-2012, 06:36 PM
I’ve ordered a 16 ft tall inflatable Pikachu for JesusWeen.
I intend to fill it with hydrogen and put it out on the field next to our house. Out of curiosity and fascination, many of the heathen kids in the area will go there. When enough children have gathered around it, me and my sons will run out and set the damned thing on fire (from a safe distance of course). If anyone burst into flames, they can always pray for rain. Anyway, this should be educative and fun.
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-25-2012, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by John North
I’ve ordered a 16 ft tall inflatable Pikachu for JesusWeen.
I intend to fill it with hydrogen and put it out on the field next to our house. Out of curiosity and fascination, many of the heathen kids in the area will go there. When enough children have gathered around it, me and my sons will run out and set the damned thing on fire (from a safe distance of course). If anyone burst into flames, they can always pray for rain. Anyway, this should be educative and fun.
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Excellent idea Brother! If they are witches it will NOT rain.
Of course, it would only rain if a True Christian prayed for it to rain.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
10-25-2012, 08:00 PM
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Of course, it would only rain if a True Christian prayed for it to rain.
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You’re right. That’s the educative part…
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-22-2013, 01:22 AM
I've already started stocking up on Chick Tracts to hand out to the trick-or-treaters. Can't wait to witness to the little sinners this Jesusween!
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-24-2013, 09:01 AM
Fortunately for me and my family Hell-oween isn't 'celebrated' down here in Australia, Maybe I can help my church organize a Jesusween for the kids? we could walk the streets handing out Bibles and hold sermons at the mall.GLORY!
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-24-2013, 10:59 PM
This year the high school mascot The She-Bear will be patrolling the streets and attacking any children who are not dressed in the approved biblical costumes.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-25-2013, 03:38 AM
It has always struck me that this "trick or treat" stuff is nothing more than outright criminal extortion. If any little runt pulls this kind of stuff around my house I'll have them arrested and press charges. It's better to learn this lesson while they're young rather than be allowed to grow up and live a life of crime.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here! -
09-25-2013, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
It has always struck me that this "trick or treat" stuff is nothing more than outright criminal extortion. If any little runt pulls this kind of stuff around my house I'll have them arrested and press charges. It's better to learn this lesson while they're young rather than be allowed to grow up and live a life of crime.
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Amen, Brother. I've been preaching from the pulpit Jesus gave me about the evils of Halloween (aka satan's birthday) for years now. Decades of indoctrinating children to expect handouts of free candy at any house they demand it from has created a society that demands free money, free abortions, free cell phones, and free everything else! The liberal agenda has done it's best to create a communist utopia right here in God's favorite country! It's up to us to stop satan now!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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