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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
05-23-2009, 12:58 PM
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Dear merciful savior I have never seen anything so disgusting in my life!
Jesus wants women to be mothers. The last thing He wants to see is public affection between women. What kind of mother is affectionate? This is the kind of sickness the liberal agenda is about and they won't stop until women are hugging each other in living rooms across America.
God help us!
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To be gay is absolutly normal. It exist by animals and by plants... Who are you to can decide what is right and what not? I know only one thing: to hate is abslutly not christian and bad! And please don't come with the argument that they are possesed or what ever... Love the humans, how god created theme! And believe in what Jesus believed: IN LOVE!!! Gays has a very difficult time in the adolescent because of so stupid fundamentalists like you are. Be an inteligent christians! Please!!!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
05-23-2009, 01:15 PM
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Gays has a very difficult time in the adolescent because of so stupid fundamentalists like you are.
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Is this English?
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
05-23-2009, 01:26 PM
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To be gay is absolutly normal. It exist by animals and by plants...
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It may be normal in animals, but Mankind are created in God's image. Since God is clearly not a queer, and since He has commanded us to not engage in that behavior, then it is a lie to say that "To be gay is absolutly normal."
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Who are you to can decide what is right and what not? I know only one thing: to hate is abslutly not christian and bad! And please don't come with the argument that they are possesed or what ever... Love the humans, how god created theme! And believe in what Jesus believed: IN LOVE!!! Gays has a very difficult time in the adolescent because of so stupid fundamentalists like you are. Be an inteligent christians! Please!!!
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Miss Manny, now you are getting tiresome. This question has been answered before; WE ARE TRUE CHRISTIANS™, God's chosen people on earth! We are COMMANDED by GOD ALMIGHTY to judge and rebuke unsaved scum such as yourself. You would be well-advised to stop your yapping like a woman and TAKE HEED, worthless sodomite!!
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Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
05-23-2009, 01:33 PM
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To be gay is absolutly normal.
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- Neither God nor the population think so -
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- you believe it therefore you are abnormal;
- you are gay
- therefore gays are abnormal
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Is this based on cacti having pricks? Because I have to tell you, they're a different sort.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
05-23-2009, 07:54 PM
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To be gay is absolutly normal. It exist by animals and by plants.
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You know what else animals do? Male animals often tend to rape females. Animals tend to eat their own children. Do you think we should be doing this, too, since it's natural.
You are disgusting
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
05-24-2009, 01:49 AM
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To be gay is absolutly normal. It exist by animals and by plants...
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SCREEEEECH!! Hold on just one second, asshat. Are you seriously going to claim that PLANTS are sodomites!? I know that dogs and monkeys will fornicate with anything that they can hold down, but PLANTS!?
Are we talking gay spinach? Queer apples? Sodomite gladiolas?
I defy you, in the name of Jesus Christ, to provide one example of homersexural vegetation. Do you seriously think we're that stupid?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
05-24-2009, 04:01 AM
I heard rumors that people were sometimes capricious with other people, but this is the first time I always heard that woman they made him too! As it is abominable!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
09-12-2009, 03:43 PM
I read that that horrible new vampire movie sequel The Twilight Saga: New Moon is finished shooting in godless Vancouver. It reminded me about those disgusting lesbians Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed.
Here are a few more pictures of these obvious dikes flaunting their homo love in public! It turns my stomach that young American girls will be watching these two in that awful vampire film The Twilight Saga: New Moon in just a couple of months when it opens on November 20th!
Here they are being gay right in front of Kristen's "boy friend" (yeah right!) Robert Pattinson. He's just a beard!
Here the two rug munchers are obviously high on the dope. Look at those glazed eyes! Lesbianism is often a gateway to hard drugs like pot and heroin!
They might as well be "doing it" in the road! And SMOKING! What kind of an example are they setting for our children! And I bet that is one of those marihuana cigarettes!
These last two pictures are of the enitre cast of The Twilight Saga: New Moon. It's practically an orgy in these pics! But notice how Nikki and Kristen are only mauling each other. Their dike love must be somewhat monogamous.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
09-12-2009, 04:05 PM
I'm confused. Is that obvious drug addict (look at him!) in the first photograph supposed to be someone who makes it look like this woman has natural tendencies?
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
09-12-2009, 04:11 PM
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I'm confused. Is that obvious drug addict (look at him!) in the first photograph supposed to be someone who makes it look like this woman has natural tendencies?
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Yes. His name is Robert Pattinson. He is an empty-headed Hellywood pretty boy. He does whatever the studios ask of him, including "pretending" to be courting Kristen Stewart. He is probably also a gay. He is the "star" of The Twilight Saga: New Moon. He plays a vampire! Such filth!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
09-12-2009, 06:19 PM
What I want to know is why don't these lezbean things just get a room in a sleazy motel, won't their Homer friend sign for it?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
09-12-2009, 06:40 PM
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Yes. His name is Robert Pattinson. He is an empty-headed Hellywood pretty boy. He does whatever the studios ask of him, including "pretending" to be courting Kristen Stewart. He is probably also a gay. He is the "star" of The Twilight Saga: New Moon. He plays a vampire! Such filth!
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He was also in one of those Godless "Harry Potter" movies!
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
09-19-2009, 07:43 AM
I think it comes as no surprise, really. Any movie glorifying Satan might as well glorify lesbianism and other abominations. I wouldn't be surprised that in less than 10 years time it's "chic" to eat babies. It will be the hot new thing for the Satanic homosexual celebrity crowd.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: Kristin Stewart and Nikki Reed are Lesbians!!! -
09-20-2009, 12:09 AM
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I think it comes as no surprise, really. Any movie glorifying Satan might as well glorify lesbianism and other abominations. I wouldn't be surprised that in less than 10 years time it's "chic" to eat babies. It will be the hot new thing for the Satanic homosexual celebrity crowd.
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I fear that your prediction maybe to closer to reality than you may think. As is common knowledge, Angelina Jolie is a known blood drinking vampress and keeps a vile of human blood on her when she needs a fix. She goes on frequent trips to middle of nowhere chinkoid and negroidial locales to bring back new pets for herself and Brat Pitt. However, this vampress only has... what? 20 little darkies and slants? She should have approximately 500 of them. So where are the extra 480?
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