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Arrow Vatican Searches for Aliens; Proof Catholic Church Founded by ETs - 11-12-2009, 03:44 AM

The Catholic Church is now publicly searching across the galaxy for Extra-Terrestial lifeforms. This may come as a shock to some, but not to those like me who have been blessed with revelations. Spaceship Jesus told me via telepathy on August 9, 1981 that the CATHOLIC CHURCH WAS FOUNDED BY A HALF-MAN HALF-FISH ALIEN WHO CAME TO EARTH.

This is all truth and proven. The ancient Sumerian civilization practically sprouted up overnight. History books say this. The Sumerians attributed their civilization to an alien entity who was half-man, half-fish named Oannes (also known as Dagon). The name "Oannes" is the original version of the name "John". (Like JOHN Paul II)



Look at his head! Does it not look familiar? Of course: it lives in in the papal hat the mitre.



THIS IS UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WAS FOUNDED BY ALIENS. Furthermore, these aliens are hostile towards SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE and have brainwashed billions of people over 2,000 years. When Landover Baptist says Papists are minions of Satan -- THEY ARE RIGHT!

So it comes to no surprise that the Catholics are searching for their alien forebearers among the nebulae and islands of stars in our galaxy. READ FOR YOURSELF! It is no coincidence the Catholics admit this just 3 years before the landing of SPACESHIP JESUS ON 12/21/2012.

Source: MSNBC

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Vatican looks to heavens for signs of alien life VATICAN CITY - E.T. phone Rome. Four hundred years after it locked up Galileo for challenging the view that the Earth was the center of the universe, the Vatican has called in experts to study the possibility of extraterrestrial alien life and its implication for the Catholic Church.

"The questions of life's origins and of whether life exists elsewhere in the universe are very suitable and deserve serious consideration," said the Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, an astronomer and director of the Vatican Observatory.

Funes, a Jesuit priest, presented the results Tuesday of a five-day conference that gathered astronomers, physicists, biologists and other experts to discuss the budding field of astrobiology — the study of the origin of life and its existence elsewhere in the cosmos.

Funes said the possibility of alien life raises "many philosophical and theological implications" but added that the gathering was mainly focused on the scientific perspective and how different disciplines can be used to explore the issue.

Similar discussions in 2005
[…]In the interview last year, Funes told Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano that believing the universe may host aliens, even intelligent ones, does not contradict a faith in God.

"How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?" Funes said in that interview.

"Just as there is a multitude of creatures on Earth, there could be other beings, even intelligent ones, created by God. This does not contradict our faith, because we cannot put limits on God's creative freedom."

Funes maintained that if intelligent beings were discovered, they would also be considered "part of creation."
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Today top clergy, including Funes, openly endorse scientific ideas like the Big Bang theory as a reasonable explanation for the creation of the universe. The theory says the universe began billions of years ago in the explosion of a single, super-dense point that contained all matter.

Recent popes have been working to overcome the accusation that the church was hostile to science* — a reputation grounded in the Galileo affair.

In 1992, Pope John Paul II declared the ruling against the astronomer was an error resulting from "tragic mutual incomprehension."[...]


SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

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