[Asshat Turdhead]

Its also kind of mean that he filled the world with very fun things and filled us with a desire to use them yet he punishes us when we do it. It also shows a compulsive desire for attention if he demands that we worship him all the time.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

You simply do not understand why God did all that, do you!

Dear Lord, you are so close-minded!

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse

He is supposed to be all knowing and all powerful, he is supposed to control this world. He has killed 25 million people in the OT, and what a nice God it is killing all the time. You can't give him that right and claim it's morally correct to do so.

From the lovely book which Richard Dawkins wrote, your God is a:

"a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully!"

Dawkins, a mere hellbound mortal.

God made us, He can destroy us. A used car to us is what we are to Him. Stop feeling so self important. Because you are not.

[IdiocyofMYUniverse]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Dawkins, a mere hellbound mortal.

1). World renowned Ph.D. biologist
2). Ignorant asshole who's clearly never read a history book.

How to decide?

He went to university and got degrees and has been awarded various awards for his contributions to science.

Dawkins was awarded a Doctor of Science by the University of Oxford in 1989. He holds honorary doctorates in science from the University of Huddersfield, University of Westminster, Durham University,[153] the University of Hull, and the University of Antwerp, and honorary doctorates from the University of Aberdeen,[154] Open University, the Vrije Universiteit Brussel,[7] and the University of Valencia.[155] He also holds honorary doctorates of letters from the University of St Andrews and the Australian National University (HonLittD, 1996), and was elected Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature in 1997 and the Royal Society in 2001.[7] He is one of the patrons of the Oxford University Scientific Society.

gosh, he is so stupid.... [/sarcasm]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

God made us, He can destroy us.

KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD!

Oh, I'm still alive....

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Stop feeling so self important. Because you are not.

Have I ever said I feel myself as self important.

[Asshat Turdhead]

I came up with an analogy for what the world would be if this exists. God is the mayor of a major city, Satan is the president of a very big media company, the city is the world, and we are the inhabitants. God creates a system of laws but only tells one single person, that person lists them in an internet website for all to see, this site is vague and at times confusing. But then Satan makes 500 additional sites that make a lot more sense and tend to contradict the site that lists the laws. Even worse, another 500 sites are made that contain different laws that are claimed to be the real laws. Every once and a while, god makes a billboard that says to look at the site that contained his laws but not very often and not a lot of people see it, while Satan makes 100 other billboards that contradict that. God, being the mayor, has every ability to destroy or at least limit Satan's company but chooses not to for some reason. Now, whoever follows these laws is given a million dollars and a penthouse apartment, whoever does not is sent to the city prison which for some reason is also run by Satan.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Asshat Turdhead

I came up with an analogy for what the world would be if this exists. God is the mayor of a major city, Satan is the president of a very big media company, the city is the world, and we are the inhabitants. God creates a system of laws but only tells one single person, that person lists them in an internet website for all to see, this site is vague and at times confusing. But then Satan makes 500 additional sites that make a lot more sense and tend to contradict the site that lists the laws. Even worse, another 500 sites are made that contain different laws that are claimed to be the real laws. Every once and a while, god makes a billboard that says to look at the site that contained his laws but not very often and not a lot of people see it, while Satan makes 100 other billboards that contradict that. God, being the mayor, has every ability to destroy or at least limit Satan's company but chooses not to for some reason. Now, whoever follows these laws is given a million dollars and a penthouse apartment, whoever does not is sent to the city prison which for some reason is also run by Satan.

Son, that is a terrible analogy. God is not the mayor, He is the creator. A better analogy would be a creator deciding what to do with His creation. Paul speaks of this when he compares people to clay pots (Romans 9:20-24). Some clay pot may whine and complain because they don't get to be whatever clay pot they want to be (this would be you), but what good is the complaining, ultimately? No good, is the answer, dear. Complain all you want, but it won't change the fact that the Good LORD created you with free will to fear and obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13) or choose an eternity of torturous but justified punishment (John 3:18).

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse

...God is a:

"a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully!"

He missed jealous: Exodus 34:14.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse

1). World renowned Ph.D. biologist
2). Ignorant asshole who's clearly never read a history book.

How to decide?

He went to university and got degrees and has been awarded various awards for his contributions to science.

Dawkins was awarded a Doctor of Science by the University of Oxford in 1989. He holds honorary doctorates in science from the University of Huddersfield, University of Westminster, Durham University,[153] the University of Hull, and the University of Antwerp, and honorary doctorates from the University of Aberdeen,[154] Open University, the Vrije Universiteit Brussel,[7] and the University of Valencia.[155] He also holds honorary doctorates of letters from the University of St Andrews and the Australian National University (HonLittD, 1996), and was elected Fellow of the Royal Society of Literature in 1997 and the Royal Society in 2001.[7] He is one of the patrons of the Oxford University Scientific Society.

gosh, he is so stupid.... [/sarcasm]



KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD! KILL ME GOD!

Oh, I'm still alive....



Have I ever said I feel myself as self important.

Choice 2

You love to hear yourself blare on and on about yourself. Look at what you write. We praise God. He is all that matters.

Honorary Doctorates are a joke. They are like the 'Special Olympics' where everyone gets a prize. I think I might have a few of them after I made a few donations. Big Whoop. More valuable was the guaranteed privileged parking pass I get.


I have degrees too as do most all of the upper tier members of Landover. But we do not make a big deal about it.

[IdiocyofMYUniverse]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

He missed jealous: Exodus 34:14.

No, he didn't.

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully"

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Choice 2

You love to hear yourself blare on and on about yourself. Look at what you write. We praise God. He is all that matters.

Honorary Doctorates are a joke. They are like the 'Special Olympics' where everyone gets a prize. I think I might have a few of them after I made a few donations. Big Whoop. More valuable was the guaranteed privileged parking pass I get.


I have degrees too as do most all of the upper tier members of Landover. But we do not make a big deal about it.

You guys have degrees?! (something ridiculous probably) He has a rational mind. He knows the Earth is a sphere, other planets do exist, evolution is a facts, the world is older than 6,000 years. You guys are sometimes even more idiotic than Kent and Eric Hovind.

[James Hutchins]

I have two Masters, one in organic chemistry and another in business/finance. Both from Princeton University. After growing up with the Bible, I, like you (though I have and keep an open mind), was skeptical of it being 'the only way'. So in fairness, I got my Masters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed that only God could of made everything. Even with the best equipment (not available in stores in Biblical time) and some of what are claimed to be the smartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.

Nice ad hominem attack by lamely trying to belittle my education. As the internet kidz say 'come at me bro!'.

[IdiocyofMYUniverse]

[QUOTE=James Hutchins;1008645]I have two Masters, one in organic chemistry and another in business/finance. Both from Princeton University. After growing up with the Bible, I, like you (though I have and keep an open mind), was skeptical of it being 'the only way'. So in fairness, I got my Masters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvvM asters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvMa sters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvv:w ub:Masters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytj:dev il:Masters degvvMasters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvvM asters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytj:dev il:vvv

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Asshat Turdhead

But a ship that size can't have the capacity to hold 2 let alone seven of each type of animal.

Most of the male animals were probably taken on board in the form of frozen embryos.

Already pretty full, but this ship would also need to carry food and fresh water for all the animals and the humans.

They could get fresh water from the rain. They could have eaten fish.

If a boat were off the coast of India where sometimes rain can last for 40 days, they would not notice anything out of the ordinary at all.

This rain covered the Earth above Mt. Everest. I think they would have noticed that.

Mercy? Sailors could easily gain sustenance from the fish in the ocean. They would get water from the rain.

Yeah, but they probably didn't bring any women with them, so they wouldn't have wanted to have lived, anyway.

Obama was a senator in Illinois at the time the 911 attack happened.

Yes, but God knew that we would elect Barack Obama President, so he pre-punished us.

He has killed 25 million people in the OT, and what a nice God it is killing all the time.

That's right. So mind what you say about Him!

You can't give him that right and claim it's morally correct to do so.

We don't give God rights. He gives us rights, like the right to bear arms as embodied in the Second Amendment. As for what's morally correct, God's the guy who decides what is morally correct.

From the lovely book which Richard Dawkins wrote, your God is a:

"a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully!"

God isn't filicidal. The Jews and Romans killed Jesus, not God!

Its also kind of mean that he filled the world with very fun things and filled us with a desire to use them yet he punishes us when we do it. It also shows a compulsive desire for attention if he demands that we worship him all the time.

Yes, that's correct.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse

I have two Masters, one in organic chemistry and another in business/finance. Both from Princeton University. After growing up with the Bible, I, like you (though I have and keep an open mind), was skeptical of it being 'the only way'. So in fairness, I got my Masters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvvM asters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvMa sters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvv:w ub:Masters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytj:dev il:Masters degvvMasters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvvM asters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytj:dev il:vvv

Wow, you just made my point! Well done!

[IdiocyofMYUniverse]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse

I have two Masters, one in organic chemistry and another in business/finance. Both from Princeton University. After growing up with the Bible, I, like you (though I have and keep an open mind), was skeptical of it being 'the only way'. So in fairness, I got my Masters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjMast ers degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvvM asters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvMa sters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvv:w ub:Masters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytj:dev il:Masters degvvMasters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjvvvM asters degree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytjree in organic chemistry. That confirmed thaolkjartest minds, not once was life created, let alone intelligent life.uotij tjhjmyjhxdfhyjjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjhdyjughhjdsytj:dev il:vvv

Are you on the marijuana, boy?

[RepentingJew]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

I have two Masters, one in organic chemistry and another in business/finance. Both from Princeton University. After growing up with the Bible, I, like you (though I have and keep an open mind), was skeptical of it being 'the only way'. So in fairness, I got my Masters degree in organic chemistry.

What was your Master's Thesis about in organic chemistry?

[Godfly]

I once heard it said that wood from the Ark was used to build Landover Baptist Church, then I found out LBC is almost 100% asbestos.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Godfly

I once heard it said that wood from the Ark was used to build Landover Baptist Church, then I found out LBC is almost 100% asbestos.

Yes, the asbestos scare was another government hoax like global warming. With everyone getting rid of asbestos, it a bargain and the original church planters knew a good deal when they saw it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Yes, the asbestos scare was another government hoax like global warming. With everyone getting rid of asbestos, it a bargain and the original church planters knew a good deal when they saw it.

Amen, brothers. And I would add that the reason we haven't had to replace our asbestos walls is because of another old Landover Tradition...When the church is re-whitewashed every Spring, we use lead paint to seal it all up good. And when it chips off, maintenance men repaint the spots that have eroded eventually.

Praise Jesus, I've known about this since I was a boy.