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Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 01:08 AM
Since their mother exhibited disobedience this past weekend, I have worried that she opened the door for demonic oppression in our home. I have seen homosexual demons try to rush in when women disobey, and I pray that my sons will be held in the arms of Jesus as He protects them from the sins of Liberace and most college fraternities.
Won't you pray for them, too? I will stone them if I must, but I'd like to see if Jesus will give me a sign that they are still real men. Please keep Blake, Franklin, Austin, Daniel, Mansfield Jr. and the son in the oven in your prayers. Bless you.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 01:51 AM
If you wish to stone five innocent people merely for the person they love then it is not they who are bad people, but you. Jesus said to love thy neighbor, I am surprised at how many people skip that one.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 02:14 AM
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If you wish to stone five innocent people merely for the person they love then it is not they who are bad people, but you. Jesus said to love thy neighbor, I am surprised at how many people skip that one.
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I'm surprised by how many people skip the rest of the Bible.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 04:23 AM
If God had meant everyone, he would have said "everyone". He didn't, He specifically used the word "neighbour". For good reason.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 04:30 AM
I am especially worried of the yet unborn son - he's in such an impressionable age. My prayers with all of them!
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Elmer
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 07:13 PM
I've seen your sons. I think it's too late.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by M. Mansfield, MD
Since their mother exhibited disobedience this past weekend, I have worried that she opened the door for demonic oppression in our home. I have seen homosexual demons try to rush in when women disobey, and I pray that my sons will be held in the arms of Jesus as He protects them from the sins of Liberace and most college fraternities.
Won't you pray for them, too? I will stone them if I must, but I'd like to see if Jesus will give me a sign that they are still real men. Please keep Blake, Franklin, Austin, Daniel, Mansfield Jr. and the son in the oven in your prayers. Bless you.
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Demons are known to enter the body through the anus.
I think you should inspect your sons anuses every night before they go to bed for the next 3 months.
You may have to use a finger or a tool to really make sure.
I will pray for you and your sons.
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 11:22 PM
Brother Mansfield:
While I'll pray for hours on end for your sons because of your wife's selfish behaviour, I believe further action has to be taken. Drop into the Freehold and get your sons private excorsisms with Pastor Ezekiel, they last two hours each and do wonders.
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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 11:40 PM
You will probably be aided by this patented "Gaydar Meter". As you will see the needle is quietly settled at "Normal". However, should there be a "gay" within 10 yards, the meter will start to react:
Also works for the unborn child.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-27-2014, 12:49 AM
Brother Bathfire,
Are you certain this meter works properly? It was exhibiting unusually high reactions when I sat close to it. Surely there needs to be some calibration of the instrument or something.
However: according to Pastor, my sons are completely heterosexual. I am pleased that my eldest, Blake, has a new mentor from Pacifica, a man he calls "FM." This True Christian™ man has been chatting online with Blake, showing him the ways that a young boy can get closer to God. As a father, I am grateful that this person reinforces the Godly, masculine example that I have always beaten into my son. (He can take the belt buckle I bought at a medical convention in Texas on his bare behind without wincing, now! I wept the first time it happened).
But again, Brother Bathfire - I urge you to check that meter - lest you make a false diagnosis and someone is bashed without good cause.
Yours in Our Savior,
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-27-2014, 04:31 AM
The meter works very well on my tablet. It is morning here, I was watching this thread and the gaymeter remaind passive. Suddenly it took a wild leap, I looked out of the window and, behold, there were two obviously homersexualistic male finches pecking at something.
My reliable Winchester took care of that. No more pulsating hops from that pointer! 1 Samuel 26:20.
Off to a long and fulfilling day of prayer and church.
Yours in Christ
Elmer
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-27-2014, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by M. Mansfield, MD
Brother Bathfire,
Are you certain this meter works properly? It was exhibiting unusually high reactions when I sat close to it. Surely there needs to be some calibration of the instrument or something.
However: according to Pastor, my sons are completely heterosexual. I am pleased that my eldest, Blake, has a new mentor from Pacifica, a man he calls "FM." This True Christian™ man has been chatting online with Blake, showing him the ways that a young boy can get closer to God. As a father, I am grateful that this person reinforces the Godly, masculine example that I have always beaten into my son. (He can take the belt buckle I bought at a medical convention in Texas on his bare behind without wincing, now! I wept the first time it happened).
But again, Brother Bathfire - I urge you to check that meter - lest you make a false diagnosis and someone is bashed without good cause.
Yours in Our Savior,
Doc
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This meter indeed works, it remained passive the entire time for me. It must be because there is in fact a queer in your house !
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-27-2014, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by M. Mansfield, MD
Brother Bathfire,
Are you certain this meter works properly? It was exhibiting unusually high reactions when I sat close to it. Surely there needs to be some calibration of the instrument or something.
However: according to Pastor, my sons are completely heterosexual. I am pleased that my eldest, Blake, has a new mentor from Pacifica, a man he calls "FM." This True Christian™ man has been chatting online with Blake, showing him the ways that a young boy can get closer to God. As a father, I am grateful that this person reinforces the Godly, masculine example that I have always beaten into my son. (He can take the belt buckle I bought at a medical convention in Texas on his bare behind without wincing, now! I wept the first time it happened).
But again, Brother Bathfire - I urge you to check that meter - lest you make a false diagnosis and someone is bashed without good cause.
Yours in Our Savior,
Doc
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It might be you have a queer negro sneaking around your property. I wouldn't use the meter at night because queer negros are practically invisible at night so there's no way to know if the reading is accurate.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
05-10-2014, 05:54 AM
We all must pray our guts out for those kids. I can only tell you that when I was a boy, I witnessed my mother cutting corners while cleaning the house, and within moments a pack of wild demons rushed into my soul and I began re-decorating the house. it was 40 years before I found freedom from fagdom
Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
05-10-2014, 10:08 PM
Brother William Taester:
You have no idea how timely your prayers are and how appreciative I am. While my boys have all safely been ruled out as gay, their mother continues to mock our Savior by leaving the home without permission (the police said I cannot stop her), spending time with her friend Meadow, and ignoring her duties to me and to our children. I have NO doubt that Jesus will win this battle, but it may mean divorcing my precious Jennifer.
Continue your prayers, brother.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
05-10-2014, 10:45 PM
Perhaps she is suffering from hysteria? I've heard there is a cure for this?
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
05-10-2014, 11:24 PM
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Perhaps she is suffering from hysteria? I've heard there is a cure for this?
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That, Brother Taester, is a path down which we do not go, in this, God's holy forum.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
05-10-2014, 11:58 PM
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That, Brother Taester, is a path down which we do not go, in this, God's holy forum.
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I do apologize for any misunderstanding, but I just meant that she needed some domestic discipline.
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
05-20-2014, 08:26 PM
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...mother continues to mock our Savior by leaving the home without permission (the police said I cannot stop her), spending time with her friend Meadow, and ignoring her duties to me and to our children. I have NO doubt that Jesus will win this battle, but it may mean divorcing my precious Jennifer.
Continue your prayers, brother.
Doc
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Dear Mr. Mansfield
I still pray for You. Has the situation got any better?
I think divorce is out of question, unless you find her morally defiled. Deuteronomy 24:1-3
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