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Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 01:16 PM
Sometimes a person just has to admit he was wrong. That's me. I never thought it would happen. Here is a story that Iran is turning Christian.
http://www.christianpost.com/article...ranian-leader/
It just makes me wonder if we should start a branch of Landover Baptist Church there in Iran. We need to accomodate the masses who are converting to Christ.
One thing that makes this more attractive is that, as I understand it, the origin of the people of Iran is European, not Arab. If that is the case, the Iranian people did not murder so many of our white Europeans during the crusades like the barbaric Arabs did.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 01:37 PM
That sounds good. There are some good things in Iran, like the stoning of Gays and adulterous man and woman.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 03:50 PM
It would be grand to see such a country with such tremendous spiritual potential in its oil go Christian, However I have serious concerns. The Iranians are strident extremists. Do we want such closed minded people in TRUE Christianity™? Can they be as open minded as us?
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 03:55 PM
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It would be grand to see such a country with such tremendous spiritual potential in its oil go Christian, However I have serious concerns. The Iranians are strident extremists. Do we want such closed minded people in TRUE Christianity™? Can they be as open minded as us?
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I think yes Brother
With the Power of Jesus we can make them good people such as we are.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 03:58 PM
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I think yes Brother
With the power of Jesus we can make them good people such as we are.
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Can that happen? I mean look how they dress; Christ doesn't want a lot of long haired hippies wearing robes following him around. They look like a bunch of close minded bigots.
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10-22-2010, 04:11 PM
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Can that happen? I mean look how they dress; Christ doesn't want a lot of long haired hippies wearing robes following him around. They look like a bunch of close minded bigots.
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I think we can change them. Iran is the perfekt place for us to connect God´s and Secular Law! All the commandments in the Old Testament, Iran is open to use them. I see it in front of my eyes, Iran could be the best Christian Country in the World, beside the U.S.A.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 04:18 PM
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I think we can change them. Iran is the perfekt place for us to connect God´s and Secular Law! All the commandments in the Old Testament, Iran is open to use them. I see it in front of my eyes, Iran could be the best Christian Country in the World, beside the U.S.A.
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I don't know Brother Templeton; Iranians blame women for being rape and punish people for listing to rock and roll. As a TRUE Christian I find this rather shocking. We REAL Americans Christians certainly don't blame the victim in crimes or persecute minorities just for looking different from us.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 04:45 PM
I am torn about Iran turning Christian. I think we need to launch a massive, unprovoked nuclear attack on SOMEONE to prove to the Chinese that we're crazy and mean business. Iran was the natural target. But now, I don't know.... Then again, maybe they're just turning Christian because they know we're going to incinerate their entire population of 74 million people in a hail of thermonuclear fury. I don't know... it could go either way, and it might come down to a coin flip.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 04:55 PM
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I am torn about Iran turning Christian. I think we need to launch a massive, unprovoked nuclear attack on SOMEONE to prove to the Chinese that we're crazy and mean business. Iran was the natural target. But now, I don't know.... Then again, maybe they're just turning Christian because they know we're going to incinerate their entire population of 74 million people in a hail of thermonuclear fury. I don't know... it could go either way, and it might come down to a coin flip.
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You make some valid points, Mr. Worthington. It would probably be irresponsible to nuke Cuba because it is located too close to America. Perhaps North Korea would be a good option. At any rate if you can't nuke mudslimes it would be nice to nuke some cummunists.
At any rate, you gotta nuke something.
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Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 05:26 PM
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You make some valid points, Mr. Worthington. It would probably be irresponsible to nuke Cuba because it is located too close to America. Perhaps North Korea would be a good option. At any rate if you can't nuke mudslimes it would be nice to nuke some cummunists.
At any rate, you gotta nuke something.
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Why would a nuklear holocaust on Cuba be a problem? We've set off hundreds of nuklear weapons in the USA and never had any problems. The atom is our friend Johannes, you've been listing to those dirty stinking hippies in the Greens to much.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 05:52 PM
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Why would a nuklear holocaust on Cuba be a problem? We've set off hundreds of nuklear weapons in the USA and never had any problems. The atom is our friend Johannes, you've been listing to those dirty stinking hippies in the Greens to much.
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You know what Bobby-joe, you are absolutely right! It is now clear to me that America can't be harmed by nuking Cuba. In fact God might just reward USA if they were to send some more cummunists to Hell. And yes, the atom is indeed our friend. I realize now that no Christian could be harmed by a nuclear bomb.
Psalm 5:12
For thou, LORD, wilt bless the righteous; with favour wilt thou compass him as with a shield
I will start praying for a nuclear assault on Cuba at this instant.
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Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 06:12 PM
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You know what Bobby-joe, you are absolutely right! It is now clear to me that America can't be harmed by nuking Cuba. In fact God might just reward USA if they were to send some more cummunists to Hell. And yes, the atom is indeed our friend. I realize now that no Christian could be harmed by a nuclear bomb.
Psalm 5:12
For thou, LORD, wilt bless the righteous; with favour wilt thou compass him as with a shield
I will start praying for a nuclear assault on Cuba at this instant.
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No TRUE Christians™ will be hurt . If some fallout "accidentally" falls on the libertards in Miami they can just chalk it up to all allowing all that sickness during Spring Break.
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 07:42 PM
Such an exciting time to be young and in love with Jesus!
If Iran does become a True Christian country, they will naturally be very careful in their determination regarding the circumstances of rape. They will follow Deuteronomy 22 to the letter. Only if the young woman was in an urban setting and did not cry out will she be held responsible for her rape and punished accordingly. Remember, our God is a just God.
Naturally, they will want to clean up their act, sartorially speaking. This would be a great time to open a menswear shop over there. And a Haircuttery.
Just envison it-- a whole nation of Bible carrying, uncompromising Christians who will enact Biblical statues as the law of the land. Once people see how well a theoracy works over there, it will be clear how well it can work for us here.
Joyously Yours,
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p.s. And no headaches about homers or halloween!
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Re: Thousands of Muslims Coverting to Christ -
10-22-2010, 11:26 PM
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Such an exciting time to be young and in love with Jesus!
Joyously Yours,
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Yes, Handy. How much easier it will be to move to Jesus without a single homer in the country. You have to think there were homers there once upon a time, but they took care of them somehow.
JJH
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