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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:04 PM

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correct me if im wrong but are u saying that Jesus was born in the US and was a US citicen?????
I added this to my signature when I was in discussion with an American soldier. He said that he took his orders from bama, who is NOT a natural born US citizen.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:18 PM

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Cool, so do I.


I added this to my signature when I was in discussion with an American soldier. He said that he took his orders from bama, who is NOT a natural born US citizen.

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So ur saying that Jesus Was American
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:22 PM

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So ur saying that Jesus Was American
Jesus was not an American. Jesus is an American.

Does your language have a difference between past tense and present tense? I'm some languages and dialects (like negro dialect), there is no such difference. It requires a nuanced mind like ours.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:28 PM

and are u saying that Obama is an unnatural born Citizen of the US
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:33 PM

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and are u saying that Obama is an unnatural born Citizen of the US
No, I said that bama is not a natural born citizen. Perhaps you read it as not a natural born citizen. But really, look up the term "natural born citizen" and also google for e.g. "obama birth certificate". That will give you the reference you need to understand why my signature is awesome.


I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:39 PM

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Jesus was not an American. Jesus is an American.

Does your language have a difference between past tense and present tense? I'm some languages and dialects (like negro dialect), there is no such difference. It requires a nuanced mind like ours.
So you say that Jesus is American?? Fine can u tell me were in the good book The Holy Bible it is said that he is an a American
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:44 PM

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So you say that Jesus is American??
That's exactly what I said. I pray that you're not going to repeat every single thing I write and turn it into a question. That's just weird, honestly.

But yes, Jesus is an American. He's not a hindu or a joo or a negro or anything else. Jesus is white and has blue eyes and is American.

There is a lot of information about Jesus' heritage on this forum. Here, for example:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=33204


I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:49 PM

Thank you i will look in to this,,,,i just did not know that he was an American
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 07:14 PM

Greetings from a pure-blooded Icelandic woman.

For the uneducated person that wrote this article I would like to correct some of the many mistakes that are stated as facts here.

That is the Norwegian flag that you post so confidently with your hateful writing. It is the very least that you could have gotten right..

Icelandic people are raised Christian, 99% of them are baptized and confirmed. The Vikings and their Gods are a part of our history, we were forced to confirm to Christianity by the Danish in the year 1000.

The name Iceland was given to the island because the Vikings wanted it to be secluded, it is however mostly green with a few magnificent glaciers. Just look at a map for a second to see this for yourself.

We do not promote any sort of extreme religion, let alone sorcery or Satanism.. this is just pure fiction.

There is a penis museum in Iceland, and it is a great tourist attraction to be honest. However, it is not run or owned by the government or the people as a whole. It is privately owned and since we are a democracy people have their rights to do anything that doesn't harm others.

I will not even comment on the "sex-obsession" .. it is just too out there, not worth my time.

The most famous Icelandic person is Vigdis Finnbogadottir, the world's first female president, and although Bjork is a great artist it saddens me how little you know of actual history. We also do not have prime ministers..

Bjork is 100% caucasian Icelandic, not that it matters, just a fact. Although she might not be your ideal of a beauty she was created by God, just like you, she was good enough for Him. I guess you put yourself higher than Him.

God created all races (also the ones you call negroes) and He also said that all men are equal and praised forgiveness and kindness, who are you to say the He was wrong? Jesus Christ forgave his enemies in His name, but you even discriminate against a whole nation you know nothing of and have never encountered.

Lastly, I would just kindly ask you to take a long hard look at yourself and please do not use His name to substantiate your own discrimination and hate for others. His name is meant to be used in love for all, and as I appreciate the love and acceptance that He has given me, I forgive you... for you know not what you do.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 07:21 PM

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Greetings from a pure-blooded Icelandic woman.
Why is it important to you to tell us you are pure-blooded? Are you a racist?

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your hateful writing
Why does everyone from Iceland start their first postings like this? Is no one in Iceland a decent person?

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Icelandic people are raised Christian
We have met no one from Iceland yet who read the entire Holy Bible so far. Only false Christians (e.g lutherians) who read parts of it.

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Bjork is 100% caucasian Icelandic
Why do you keep mentioning peoples race? Are you a racist?

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You have no idea what Christianity is about. Why? Because you didn't even bother to actually read the entire Holy Bible. Like everyone we have met from Iceland so far you are just an arrogant ignorant retarded idiot.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 07:22 PM

Bah. Iceland's only claim to fame (besides being an island of broke deadbeats and prostitutes) is that Godly President Ronald Reagan once visited your forsaken little iceberg of a country 24 years ago.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 07:23 PM

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Greetings from a pure-blooded Icelandic woman.

For the uneducated person that wrote this article I would like to correct some of the many mistakes that are stated as facts here.

That is the Norwegian flag that you post so confidently with your hateful writing. It is the very least that you could have gotten right..

Icelandic people are raised Christian, 99% of them are baptized and confirmed. The Vikings and their Gods are a part of our history, we were forced to confirm to Christianity by the Danish in the year 1000.

The name Iceland was given to the island because the Vikings wanted it to be secluded, it is however mostly green with a few magnificent glaciers. Just look at a map for a second to see this for yourself.

We do not promote any sort of extreme religion, let alone sorcery or Satanism.. this is just pure fiction.

There is a penis museum in Iceland, and it is a great tourist attraction to be honest. However, it is not run or owned by the government or the people as a whole. It is privately owned and since we are a democracy people have their rights to do anything that doesn't harm others.

I will not even comment on the "sex-obsession" .. it is just too out there, not worth my time.

The most famous Icelandic person is Vigdis Finnbogadottir, the world's first female president, and although Bjork is a great artist it saddens me how little you know of actual history. We also do not have prime ministers..

Bjork is 100% caucasian Icelandic, not that it matters, just a fact. Although she might not be your ideal of a beauty she was created by God, just like you, she was good enough for Him. I guess you put yourself higher than Him.

God created all races (also the ones you call negroes) and He also said that all men are equal and praised forgiveness and kindness, who are you to say the He was wrong? Jesus Christ forgave his enemies in His name, but you even discriminate against a whole nation you know nothing of and have never encountered.

Lastly, I would just kindly ask you to take a long hard look at yourself and please do not use His name to substantiate your own discrimination and hate for others. His name is meant to be used in love for all, and as I appreciate the love and acceptance that He has given me, I forgive you... for you know not what you do.
Hello im from Iceland and im sorry to say that this post is not 100% true.We do have a Prime minister and Björk is not a great artist
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 07:52 PM

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Hello im from Iceland and im sorry to say that this post is not 100% true.We do have a Prime minister and Björk is not a great artist
We do not share the same political system, therefor "prime minister" is not a completely correct translation. However, that is not the core of my thoughts here
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The most famous Icelandic person is Vigdis Finnbogadottir
You're going to have to do better than an obviously made-up name if you want us to think there are any famous Icelandicans!


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 08:14 PM

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Why is it important to you to tell us you are pure-blooded? Are you a racist?

Not in the least.. and if you would remember what you just read you would know that. I am merely letting you know that although this article is completely racist and ignorant towards my people I am still proud to introduce myself to you.

Why does everyone from Iceland start their first postings like this? Is no one in Iceland a decent person?
The writing is hateful, it is just a fact. It is not about me being decent or indecent, if you disapprove of my choice of words write more appropriately and intelligently about your thoughts yourself.

We have met no one from Iceland yet who read the entire Holy Bible so far. Only false Christians (e.g lutherians) who read parts of it.
It is very apparent that you have not met many Icelanders.. and I am guessing not many people in general outside your little countryside.

Why do you keep mentioning peoples race? Are you a racist?
The article that we are all referring to is discriminating against races, I am replying to that... please try to keep up.

You have no idea what Christianity is about. Why? Because you didn't even bother to actually read the entire Holy Bible. Like everyone we have met from Iceland so far you are just an arrogant ignorant retarded idiot.
You can think of me what you want but you are only humiliating yourself by stating facts that you can't possibly know and thereby making inaccurate and unintelligent argument and using extremely ignorant words like "retarded". Maybe you are too young or too inexperienced for me to have a discussion with.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 08:17 PM

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 08:40 PM

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You can think of me what you want but you are only humiliating yourself...
We can put on a clown costume and dance with all our private parts exposed in the streets of Bethlehem and we would still not be as humiliating as being from icelend.

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extremely ignorant words like "retarded"
The use of the word retard is neither ignorant nor unwarranted. Simply look up the word "retard" in the dictionary:

noun : a person of subnormal intelligence [syn: {idiot}, {imbecile},{cretin}, {mormon}, {changeling}, {half-wit}]

Obviously, you think that making personal attacks and insulting people's intelligence constitutes a rational argument. That's not so. Please go back to (home)school and learn Logic 101.

Compared to True Christians™, you are most definitely a person of subnormal intelligence. Perhaps we have higher standards, however. What we consider normal is called "gifted" among atheists.

So, yes, per your own behavior and the dictionary, you qualify as a retard. If you want to persecute the messenger, go ahead. We welcome persecution.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 08:43 PM

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You're going to have to do better than an obviously made-up name if you want us to think there are any famous Icelandicans!
so you are telling me that you don't know the name of the first female president ever? well that just shows us and the rest of the world why you janks are inbred retards that shag their sisters.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 08:47 PM

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well that just shows us and the rest of the world why you janks are inbred retards that shag their sisters.
So because you assume that 1 person made a comment you interpreted as being ignorant, you feel free to make a sweeping statement about a nation with a population of 300 million people?

And yet, when you assume that someone makes a sweeping statement about a country with a population of 1/1000 of ours, you're up in arms and yelling "retard!"

Thus, logically, you are a hypocrite by three orders of magnitude.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 08:50 PM

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I am merely letting you know that although this article is completely racist and ignorant towards my people I am still proud to introduce myself to you.
This article is merely stating facts, and basing conclusions on these facts. How could it be racist?

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It is very apparent that you have not met many Icelanders.. and I am guessing not many people in general outside your little countryside.
Wow, you really are completely oblivious to the world around you. I invite you to read this and various other threads on these forums, where it is repeatedly shown that icelandic eskimoes aren't Christians and have ideas about the Bible which are dramatically wrong.

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You can think of me what you want but you are only humiliating yourself by stating facts that you can't possibly know and thereby making inaccurate and unintelligent argument and using extremely ignorant words like "retarded".
Oh, stop whining, little girl.
Brother Cranky asked essential questions about your first post, and if this is your answer, than that means you are just as retarded as most eskimoes were before you.

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Maybe you are too young or too inexperienced for me to have a discussion with.
Girl, have you any idea to who you are talking to? Brother Cranky is 72. He has rebuked dozens of clueless eskimoes like you in this thread. I advise you to show a little more respect for people who are more intelligent than you.

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please educate yourself before commenting, for your own sake
Sister MM effectively disproved your argument, by showing that your "famous eskimo" isn't known outside of Iceland.
If that person really were famous, it wouldn't be necessary to educate ourselves about that person, because we already would know that person, because famous persons are famous because, well many people know who they are. That's the definition of "famous."
The fact that we don't know who on earth you are talking about is in itself proof that that person is not famous.


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Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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