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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-16-2010, 11:45 AM
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Any idea when you are going to send her back? There is some work for her here as well.
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Hey Cranky is she home yet, your wife left here about 6 hours ago. How come she wanted to know why we didn't have a wringer type washer?
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-16-2010, 01:04 PM
Mrs Dewitt, I realize that this is not the topic of this thread, but I do hope you are feeling better, and I am praying for your return to health.
Praise Jesus!
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Hey Cranky is she home yet
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Yes.
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How come she wanted to know why we didn't have a wringer type washer?
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I have no idea, I never bother about how clothes get washed. I refuse to spend money on it though.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 03:18 PM
Jimmy you have been saying that Ms Phebes has been acting strange recently, before you got married did you have her background checked?
Phibes/Phebs not much of a jump when her "family" where naming her
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 07:08 PM
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Jo Freddie, why are you even here in Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women?
Are you trying to find a market for lambswool to be used in certain not fit to be mentioned ladies' products?
And by the way--Get some pants on that sheep!
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 07:31 PM
Ah Mien Handy, have you been over excreting yourself?
Your fatigue making you a little confused?
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Jo Freddie, why are you even here in Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women?
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Posting a message to Mr DeWittless (the person who started this thread)
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Are you trying to find a market for lambswool to be used in certain not fit to be mentioned ladies' products?
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No
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And by the way--Get some pants on that sheep!
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Tell the admin to put some pants on it, they chose the pic
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 07:46 PM
Errrrrrrrrrr! That's it! All men out of the Shack! Now!
And take your manly making testosterone and stupid pheromones with you!
All of you go, Now!
Out Out Out OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT!
Fedupedly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Errrrrrrrrrr! That's it! All men out of the Shack! Now!
And take your manly making testosterone and stupid pheromones with you!
All of you go, Now!
Out Out Out OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT!
Fedupedly Yours,
Handmaiden
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What an outburst Mien Handy, claim down and recover your dignity.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 09:13 PM
@ Jo Freddie Please leave! This is Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women!
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Felicity
@ Jo Freddie Please leave! This is Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women!
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Are you only asking me to leave as you feel I am the only REAL man in this topic and the other are feminine enough to stay?
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Felicity
@ Jo Freddie Please leave! This is Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women!
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Thank you, dear sweet Sister Felicity. There are times when it is quite troublesome to have men around. What with their deep resonant voices, and large, strong hands. And must they smell so. . . masculine?
Arrgh! I need them out of sight, sound and smell.
Tryingtoconcentratedly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Felicity
@ Jo Freddie Please leave! This is Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women!
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Some do say Jo Freddie cries like a little girl Felicity
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Are you only asking me to leave as you feel I am the only REAL man in this topic and the other are feminine enough to stay?
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@ Jo Freddie No. Handmaiden asked all men to leave and you were the only impolite one ignoring that!
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Thank you, dear sweet Sister Felicity. There are times when it is quite troublesome to have men around. What with their deep resonant voices, and large, strong hands. And must they smell so. . . masculine?
Arrgh! I need them out of sight, sound and smell.
Tryingtoconcentratedly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Go and take a cold shower Mien Handy, that might help.
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Go and take a cold shower Mien Handy, that might help.
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I always take cold showers. Jesus never had a hot shower, and what's good enough for Him is good enough for me.
Now, we ladies don't want to be bothered with the likes of a pantsless ovine like yourself. I am NOT in a good mood, and you are not a True Christian man, which means I don't have to be meek and submissive when dealing with the likes of you.
Get out now, before I decide to make rack of lamb. I'm really, REALLY in the mood for some red meat.
Irritably Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble -
10-17-2010, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
I always take cold showers. Jesus never had a hot shower, and what's good enough for Him is good enough for me.
Now, we ladies don't want to be bothered with the likes of a pantsless ovine like yourself. I am NOT in a good mood, and you are not a True Christian man, which means I don't have to be meek and submissive when dealing with the likes of you.
Get out now, before I decide to make rack of lamb. I'm really, REALLY in the mood for some red meat.
Irritably Yours,
Handmaiden
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Maybe some chamomile tea would help Mien Handy.
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