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Default hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 10:36 PM

hi!!!!! im fisher!!! people always make fun of me because of my love for jesus

i never would of imagined there would be a place where i could fit in!!!!


im just so happy to be here with yall!!!!!! we can praise our lord jesus together!!!!!!!
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Sinner Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 10:48 PM

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii owosuuuu hapi to be here111!!!11!
pep be mean an weir out dere, but I fine and stwaight as a slinky Wowo .3....
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Default Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 10:51 PM

oohhhh cooollll!!!!!!!! this place is great right!!!!!!
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Jesus' eternal love Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 11:01 PM

omgeee yuss. I prey thwee hourwas each dway :3 . I rwlly loik cats they r gawds gwuardianz OwO
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Jesus Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 11:04 PM

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hi!!!!! im fisher!!! people always make fun of me because of my love for jesus

i never would of imagined there would be a place where i could fit in!!!!


im just so happy to be here with yall!!!!!! we can praise our lord jesus together!!!!!!!
Hello I am person in thread how are you doing in this blessed place
remember jebus died for you and he lovs you ver mucc
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Default Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 11:05 PM

cats????? are you a furry???????
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Default Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 11:06 PM

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its blessed
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Default Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 11:06 PM

YEYE UR GOOD KIDDO! filthy gway better burn >:<<<<
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Default Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 11:10 PM

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Hello I am person in thread how are you doing in this blessed place
remember jebus died for you and he lovs you ver mucc


im doing good!!!!!!!!! how about you??????
i will always remeber jesus i pray to him every hour of my life!!!!!!:in_ love(1):
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Default Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 11:15 PM

So are any of you filthy degenerates going to try to play this game by the rules?

It's a lot of fun, but you need to know what the Bible actually says about stuff, and that means reading the thing. The whole thing. Yup.

Onooooeees.

But... it's shorter than Harry Potter, and you've all read that. 66 books in the KJV, read two a day (about an hour on average, some are really short), you'll be done in about a month. Then, you'll not only be able to discuss these things with KNOWLEDGE instead of your present IGNORANCE, you'll be able to show false "Christians" just how Hell-bound the Bible says they really are! Like you! Won't that be fun?



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Default Re: hi!!!!!! - 01-08-2018, 11:16 PM

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hi!!!!! im fisher!!! people always make fun of me because of my love for jesus

i never would of imagined there would be a place where i could fit in!!!!


im just so happy to be here with yall!!!!!! we can praise our lord jesus together!!!!!!!
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, kindly take a look at THIS before making an even bigger fool out of yourself.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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