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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
12-08-2010, 11:54 PM
I was given that by a friend of the family, and I've always kept that with me as it's easier to carry than the old family book. All I know about the older version, is that it's gold in colour and has 'The Holy Bible' written on the cover. I don't tend to use it for referencing though!
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12-08-2010, 11:57 PM
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I was given that by a friend of the family, and I've always kept that with me as it's easier to carry than the old family book. All I know about the older version, is that it's gold in colour and has 'The Holy Bible' written on the cover. I don't tend to use it for referencing though!
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That's not a Bible, that is some weird hippie tree hugger book. Burn it and get a Bible!
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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12-08-2010, 11:58 PM
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I was given that by a friend of the family, and I've always kept that with me as it's easier to carry than the old family book. All I know about the older version, is that it's gold in colour and has 'The Holy Bible' written on the cover. I don't tend to use it for referencing though!
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That thing is complete garbage. If you want to study what the Bible actually says, read the King James.
If you find that language too difficult to understand, use the English Standard Version it's still pretty good.
It's on Bible Gateway.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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12-09-2010, 12:07 AM
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That thing is complete garbage. If you want to study what the Bible actually says, read the King James.
If you find that language too difficult to understand, use the English Standard Version it's still pretty good.
It's on Bible Gateway.
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12-09-2010, 12:58 AM
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Firstly, thank you Cranky. Very informative and interesting article (as always).
The Rolling Stones are no-good God mocking satanists, they stole their name from the "rolling stone" encountered during the resurrection of Jesus. (who died for OUR sins, lest we forget)
Mark 16:4
And when they looked, they saw that the stone was rolled away: for it was very great.
God has seen what they are trying to do by stealing Jesus' thunder and has punished them accordingly:
Proverbs 26:27
If a man digs a pit, he will fall into it;
if a man rolls a stone, it will roll back on him.
Also the P**n "Industry" is huge in Britain, I get worked up just thinking about it. I sometimes think about how much better off Brittain would be if it was banned altogether, but there hasn't really been a mass-debate on the subject by politicians as of yet (they probably enjoy it too much themselves ).
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Actually, sir, The Rolling Stones got their name from the Muddy Waters song "Rollin' Stone". It has no biblical relation whatsoever.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
12-09-2010, 01:01 AM
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Actually, sir, The Rolling Stones got their name from the Muddy Waters song "Rollin' Stone". It has no biblical relation whatsoever.
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They are still going to hell! No matter where their name came from.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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12-09-2010, 01:20 AM
I honestly don't know where to begin in stating everything that's wrong and disgusting about this article.
I am greatly disgusted by the ammount of homophobia. Also, Simon Cowell is heterosexual. He dated Terri Seymour. Also, not all british people have bad oral hygene. British television is a remarkable thing. Doctor Who is one of the longest running shows on television. There is absolutely nothing wrong with gay television/cinema. If you're against that kind of thing, then don't watch it. I've listened to The Beatles and the Rolling Stones all my life, but I'm a drug-free virgin. I find it horrible that you think someone dying of AIDS is a good thing. Also, when you're quoting Romans 5:12 is incorrect as A)Heterosexuals can contract AIDS and HIV as well as homosexuals, and Even if you're married to someone, having sex without a condom in order to procreate, you can still contract STDs such as AIDS and HIV. The British people most certainly don't have identical brain damage, it's simply a custom there. It's a law made due to the complications of immigration that Americans can't go to England, not a law based of discriminaton towards Christians. Also, there are MANY people more lethal than British soccer fans. There is nothing wrong or unnatural about the human form. It's beautiful, just as God created it. There's a MUCH higher obesity level in America than in Britain. I take great insult to your saying that all countries but America are mindless sinners. I am a proud Canadian.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
12-09-2010, 01:50 AM
How can you be proud and Canadian????? Is that not the greatest oxymormon ever? For goodness sakes, half of you talk French!
Just for the record, I am British and have terrible dental hygene.
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12-09-2010, 04:35 AM
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One way or another, quite recently, your nation eloped from many different countries, to the Americas. So technically you are not native to the country, thus you should also be worried that God might hate you too.
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I thought my ancestors stayed here, in Great Britain. Have you understood that True Christianity™ is an international religion?
Why would God hate me? I hate my father and sisters, as Jesus told me in Luke's gospel.
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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12-09-2010, 04:56 AM
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How can you be proud and Canadian?????
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Beats me: the CBC ( Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) is going straight to Hell for broadcasting anti-American programming.
CBC programming is decidedly anti-American, according to US diplomatic cables released by WikiLeaks. A cable from the US Embassy in Ottawa to officials in Washington says CBC, Canada’s public broadcaster, “has long gone to great pains to highlight the distinction between Americans and Canadians.” The diplomatic note goes on to say “the level of anti-American melodrama” reached new heights with the launch of the show The Border.
The Border, which launched in January 2008, was billed as a show about the fight against criminals and terrorists at the Canada-US border. But American officials felt the CBC was pushing a storyline that the real fight was with shadowy Americans working with the CIA. “Many of the immigration team’s battles end up being with US government officials, often in tandem with the CIAcolluding Canadian Security and Intelligence Service (CSIS),” the cable reads.
The cable lays out several plot lines that portray Americans as arrogant, overbearing and generally not concerned with respecting Canadian sovereignty.
“The degree of comfort with which Canadian broadcast entities, including those financed by Canadian tax dollars, twist current events to feed long-standing negative images of the US - and the extent to which the Canadian public seems willing to indulge in the feast - is noteworthy as an indication of the kind of insidious negative popular stereotyping we are increasingly up against in Canada,” the cable said.
CBC cancelled The Border earlier this year. The cable cites several other CBC shows as examples of anti-Americanism, including Little Mosque on the Prairie and a miniseries called H20.
(source: Radio Netherlands via WikiLeaks)
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
12-09-2010, 10:08 AM
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I thought my ancestors stayed here, in Great Britain. Have you understood that True Christianity™ is an international religion?
Why would God hate me? I hate my father and sisters, as Jesus told me in Luke's gospel.
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
God bless you as you learn to love and serve The LORD. Glory.
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Do you not understand - all the true Christians left Britian to go to America. I can say that, being English myself, with the associated bad teeth.
It was only through God's grace that I got to learn about our true Saviour . Britian is a mix of slutty girls, drugs and alcohol. VERY UNCHRISTIAN IN FACT.
And just look at all the atheists the UK produces - Hitchens and Dawkins for a start.
IS that not enough to realize how much God hates the UK, and despite a few Brits learning the truth and the way, our spiritual centre is in Landover.
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12-09-2010, 12:05 PM
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2. The obesity rate in the Uk is much less than it is in the US
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It's better to have higher rate of fat and obesity than to have higher rate of Homers, Mudslime, Dotheaded Diaperheaded Packis like in Britain.
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12-09-2010, 05:54 PM
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Because America is God's chosen nation. We are the only ones with a pure language.
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what language do you speak in America, last time i checked it was English, a language created in Britain
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12-09-2010, 06:01 PM
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what language do you speak in America, last time i checked it was English, a language created in Britain
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We speak American English. Those in Brittain speak some weird sounding dialect.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
12-09-2010, 06:05 PM
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We speak American English. Those in Brittain speak some weird sounding dialect.
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2 dialects. Cockney in the south and Glaswegian in the North.
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12-09-2010, 08:01 PM
Proof Positive.
The lord has sent a martyr to attack the hedonistic adulterer Charles Windsor and his harlot scarlet woman
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/09...amilla/?hpt=T2
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12-09-2010, 09:56 PM
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How can you be proud and Canadian????? Is that not the greatest oxymormon ever? For goodness sakes, half of you talk French!
Just for the record, I am British and have terrible dental hygene.
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How can anyone be proud and American? At least here we don't hate every other country but our own <3 Et, Français est un beau langue
You may be British with horrible dental hygiene, but not everyone else is.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN! -
12-10-2010, 01:36 AM
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We speak American English. Those in Brittain speak some weird sounding dialect.
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It is a commonly and widely acknowledged fact throughout all educated circles, that Americans have in actual fact, vastly improved the English language. I ask you and please consider, where would we all be now without words such as OK and Toilet roll? It just a very great pity that America did not come to the English language’s rescue before that illiterate idiot Shakespeare managed to mangle it with his own made up words such as laughable, besmirched, flawed, obscene, epileptic, lacklustre, madcap, all of which happily and fortunately describe himself.
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12-10-2010, 06:19 PM
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It is a commonly and widely acknowledged fact throughout all educated circles, that Americans have in actual fact, vastly improved the English language. I ask you and please consider, where would we all be now without words such as OK and Toilet roll?
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01-18-2011, 08:22 PM
1) You can't say the whole country is bad.
2) It is America that has a dialect. Yes, there is no such thing as "American English Language". You have no education at all.
3) Stop criticising Britain, as the US isn't any better, and actually, it is just worse.
4) If you haven't noticed already, the James King Version is a VERSION. It is like a broken telephone. The original Holy Bible might be very different to the modern versions. Have you seen that Bible with a picture of the devil? A good example.
5) Every time you make a thread opposing something, you sound like a standard internet troll and an absolute atheist who wants to laugh at the Christians.
6) Any attempt to make a comeback backed up by a sentence from the Bible will fail, read #4.
P.S. I am a Christian, Russian Orthodox.
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