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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-10-2014, 08:02 AM

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Well I recieved an email for "flamming" and "trolling" your views. It all seemed highly sympathetic ect. ect. It was at that moment that perhaps a tingle of regret sparked inside of me after posting on your Ca of Duty thread(in the thread you claim the game has anal rapage, so you clearly haven't played the game). I read about you being republicans.

I then came across Guy Bayards comment. He stated that it yet there are still people who find your ideas and attitudes agressivly closed minded. But then the dear brother stated that those people should be shot or imprisoned. That is quite a juicy contridiction dear brother I had no idea that such a lack of sense would posses someone.

Much of what I read was either made up or another fat juicy contridiction. The blatant racism and denial of some peoples basic rights is utterly disgusting. The way I interpreted to be was that Jesus Christ died on the cross for everyone's sins but accordingv to you I'm clearly wrong and it's just a handful that he died for.

In actual fact I feel sorry for your minority the most, that you are so blinded and self convinced, just as much as those you hate upon and for that I am deeply ashamed to share the same religion with you.
It's heartening to see that our friendly Forums have educated you into realising that you have been a false Christian up until now.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-10-2014, 08:02 AM

Friend, you clearly do not share the same religion.

Let me ask you, in your Bible, Jesus died on the cross for our sins (for 2-3 days), end of, we're all cool, happy happy?

Funny. That's NOT what mine says. Nor yours for that matter.

Perhaps you should base your religion on the Bible, just like we do? Not some made up version in your head that says "it was bad, there was sin, but Jesus died for us, awesome, we're cool".

That's the religion of a 3 year old.


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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 07-10-2014, 09:04 AM

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In actual fact I feel sorry for your minority the most, that you are so blinded and self convinced, just as much as those you hate upon and for that I am deeply ashamed to share the same religion with you.
You may be ashamed to call yourself Christian, but "I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth" (Rom 1:16a).


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 09-22-2014, 02:01 AM

Is this the Westboro Baptist Church in disguise?
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 09-22-2014, 02:05 AM

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Is this the Westboro Baptist Church in disguise?
No, my dear. Westboro baptist church is not a True Christian church. It is said that they have female pastors

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 09-22-2014, 02:15 AM

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No, my dear. Westboro baptist church is not a True Christian church. It is said that they have female pastors

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Is that wrong is it? Roman Catholic is the way to go though
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 09-22-2014, 02:18 AM

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Is that wrong is it? Roman Catholic is the way to go though
I suppose if you're into pedophilia and bizarre cultist rituals and the enormous indifference that can only explain actually believing that God comes to you every week in a bowl of crackers, and then proceeding to eat him, sure. But it's the way to Hell.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 09-22-2014, 02:26 AM

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Is that wrong is it? Roman Catholic is the way to go though
Perhaps my quotation earlier didn't work. 1 Timothy 2:12 (1TI2.12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.)
The key parts here are the 'not to teach' and the 'to be in silence' parts. A female pastor is not in silence, she is being loud and talking to males as if she were their equal, which as shown here, is not what God wants. You could say the very definition of good or bad is whether God wants it or not. If God wants it, then it is good, if He doesn't, it is bad.

Catholics are not True Christians, my dear. They have clung onto this false idea that the Bible is not completely true, when of course, the Bible is completely true, it says so in the bible. 2 Timothy 3:16 (All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness). It says here that ALL scripture is given by inspiration of God, the Catholics have somehow missed this part, and believe only some of it is true.

I hope that cleared it up for you, my dear, and that you realise The Truth quickly, so that you may be Saved.

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 12-11-2014, 05:59 AM

Wow,
You people are seriously screwed up in the brain. I got a message from some wanna be Pastor on here because I disagree that people who are left handed are going to hell. You need a serious reality check. You're not Christians, you're an occult and one of the worst kinds. You call people "unsaved scum" and tell people that you hope the holy ghosts chase the demons out of their ***removed potty language*** yet you're the ones who are the biggest sinners. You twist and stretch the word of God until it fits your needs and then when you're done doing that you pick at it and pick at it until just the parts that you want remain. You're ridiculous and quite honestly you make me and God sick. I promise you that Jesus never ment for any of his words to be used this way. If I'm going to hell then I'll save you a seat.

P.S. I've been saved and baptized. Eat it.

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You call people "unsaved scum" and tell people that you hope the holy ghosts chase the demons out of their ***removed potty language*** yet you're the ones who are the biggest sinners.
Feel free to point out, using the Holy Scriptures, where we are acting out of accordance with God's Word. The fact of the matter is that sinners need to be told that they are royally screwing up and are in imminent danger of hellfire! We are commissioned to rebuke sinners (e.g., II Timothy 4:1-2), and while some people come to the Cross without needing the fear of God put into them, the Truth is often not pretty (Jude 1:22-23). If your idea of evangelizing is to molly-coddle sinners and let them think it's OK to continue wallowing in their cesspit of depravity and perversion, then your testimony is weak. The fact that our zeal and righteousness make you uneasy and causes you to hurl vicious insults in our direction only goes to show the distance you place between yourself and the LORD.

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You twist and stretch the word of God until it fits your needs and then when you're done doing that you pick at it and pick at it until just the parts that you want remain.
Please provide examples. We're simply preaching the Word of God, exactly as It is written. If the Holy Bible makes you uneasy, then you have some serious issues you need to work through if you plan to continue thinking of yourself as a Christian.

Why are you a Christian anyways? Have you ever even considered that question?

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Granted, some priest may have sprinkled tap water on your head when you were 3 months old, before teaching you to worship Mary instead of Jesus and grooming you for pederasty. I somehow doubt that you are Saved, though. If that were the case, you wouldn't be so quick to get sassy when addressing your spiritual betters.

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In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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HAHAHA

You think soo highly of yourselves. Somehow i get called a "hate mongering bigot." Its kind of funny because Pastor Zeke sent me a warning calling me a toilet mouthed FAG...<-- sounds like this forum is home to hate mongering bigots.

You people ARE minorities in the real world. Just accept it.. Nobody else is as crazy as you.

You are the to the Christians what the Taliban is to the Muslims.. radical nutjobs.
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So, you agree with a guy who says to be wishy-washy about your religious convictions? Hey, let's see what the Bible says about that!

(Revelation 3:16) "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Oops.

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It's heartening to see that our friendly Forums have educated you into realising that you have been a false Christian up until now.
You see, we read the True Bible and take it at it's word.
Don't be ashamed, go out into the world with this new knowledge and shout
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-28-2015, 06:23 AM

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What is a "platinum tither" and what other levels of "tither" are there?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 01-28-2015, 06:29 AM

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What is a "platinum tither" and what other levels of "tither" are there?
You concentrate to wrong information.

The question in your case is, how to get JESUS inside you, how to become a humble servant to HIM!

You must come to JESUS like a child, willing to be touched by JESUS!

Mark 10:13-14

And then - about tithing...

Mark 10:21
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 02-04-2015, 12:12 AM

Interesting reading, from all sides. Lots of scripture being quoted. Except, in my view, the most important of all that NO ONE in this entire forum seems to recognize or comprehend. Allow me to provide assistance, then, if at all possible.

Consider any microorganism, which would classify as the smallest living thing on Earth. To assist and for sake of discussion, let's go with a "nanobe," although any microorganism would work well.

Just to visually discern a single nanobe requires an electron microscope, as each one one-one thousandth the size of the diameter of a single human hair.

So you have a single nanobe ... now think of yourself, a human being, capable of an infinitie number of things. Walking, thinking, emotions, invention, dreams - the list is endless.

Get a piece of paper, now, and write down all the differences between you and a single nanobe. Here's a start:

1.) I can move my right index finger.
2.) I can touch something with my right index finger.
3.) I can scratch a thousand different parts of my body with my right index finger.

... you get the point. The list could include billions of differences based solely on one finger. In other words, no one reading this could ever come CLOSE to compiling a list covering a single hand vs. a nanobe, making an entire list beyond our capabilities of comprehension. We don't even have the imaginary ability to conceive of how long that list would be. Human vs. Nanobe.

Now turn that around. God vs. Human. No one here has the ability to comprehend how long that list of differences would be. You might say, well, God can do this, or He will do that, etc., but the fact is, none of you possess the intellect or capability to even comprehend God.

So to sit here and talk about who's going to hell, or what God thinks, or anything related to God is ridiculous. The Bible does not reflect or describe the totality of God's power, or spirit ... it was put into context the lowest common denominators could understand. But it also says something else that clearly gets lost in this forum: Don't even try to understand God because He is beyond your comprehension.

And just as God is beyond any human's comprehension, so too is what exists in the minds of fellow human beings. If Person A is homosexual, everyone here immediately warns of eternal damnation, going to hell, and so forth, but here's the deal: That person's fate and life is between him or her and God. Only God knows what exists in that person's mind and soul, regardless of what their physical actions might be. None of you do. I don't either. I may not appreciate what homosexual people prefer, and find it unappealing to watch them be affectionate, but they also aren't my problem, and it would be ignorant for me to believe I have any idea of what their relationships with God might be, or the history of it. The same thing applies to anyone damned by people in this forum.

But to call some posters a "witch" or a "harlot" for their views ... or single out who is going to hell, and who isn't ... you know as much of the relationships between God and each of His children as a nanobe knows about us, and probably much less.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 02-04-2015, 02:34 AM

God is adequately described in The Bible and His commandments are listed there. God explains what happens to people who disregard those commandments.
Isaiah 55
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Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.
8 For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD.
9 For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
The Bible does not tell us everything about God but it does tell us everything about His requirements for Salvation. Just as by speech He effected Creation so by His Word we know that homosexuality or witchcraft, to take two from your examples, are wrong AND that they will be punished. Hell, God teaches us, is that punishment.
11 So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.
KJV .. look up
Notice in particular how God is consistent.
II Peter 3
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by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.
KJV .. look up
God defines what constitutes ungodliness. Where do you get your information about God? What, according to you, are the consequences of sin?
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 02-04-2015, 03:11 AM

God is adequately described in the Bible. But there is no language in this world large or encompassing enough to fully describe God, and if there was, no human being would ever be able to understand or decipher it. For any one individual to sit here and claim to know what God will do, or how He will react or respond to certain sins is arrogant at best. It has adequately been described in the Bible, but no one here is fully aware of any gay individual's life story, or how they are viewed in God's eyes.

You can cite scripture all you want about homosexuality and immediately condemn anyone who has identified as such, but let me ask you and everyone else here: Do you not also sin? While answering that, could you tell me where God says one sin is somehow more wrong than another, outside the Commandments. If I'm not mistaken, if you want to take the Bible literally, sin is sin, and equal in the eyes of God.

So if a homosexual has accepted Christ as his savior and yet continues to practice homosexuality, how is that different from someone who's saved committing any other sin?

If I came here and said I was homosexual but I've also accepted Christ as my Lord and Savior, goodness knows what the response would be. But I could just as easily sit here in the same context and say every single person reading or writing on this forum is going to hell too because everyone sins.

God's Word is written in terms we as humans can understand, but not the complexity with which HE applies them because as human beings, it's beyond our comprehension.

I'm not saying homosexuality is sinless by any means. What I'm saying is for anyone to immediately condemn any single or group of homosexuals to hell because they identify as such is the epitome of arrogance. As would be condemning any other sinner, unless you have a complete, direct knowledge of that individual's relationship with God.

I am not homosexual, but I certainly sin ... much more than I should. But none of you know my personal relationship with God, how I feel about my sins, whether or not I repent, or anything else. If we are on Earth as a test for possible entry into Heaven, we can't expect or think God will use a grading scale we can understand.

Think of it this way: Do you understand the game of football? If so, pick some other sport or endeavor of which you have no knowledge. How would you then be able to go about identifying its best performers or talent? You might see one game or event, and base it on that, but what about those who've participated in hundreds of events? You wouldn't be able to effectively identify those who deserve accolades, nor would you understand the thought process of someone who could effectively identify them. You can read rule books, and statistics, reports, etc., and perhaps get a general idea ... maybe even pick a few correct. Maybe.

But that's one sport or endeavor of a hundred participants. Now imagine God doing something similar for thousands of years with billions of people ... each one an individual. For any human to believe he or she has enough knowledge to condemn someone to hell, or to state whether any one person will go to Heaven is beyond arrogant. And yet that very thing is rampant in this forum.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 02-04-2015, 03:21 AM

And to answer a question: The consequences of sin are whatever God wants them to be after He — and ONLY He — has judged each individual based on the spirit and goodness in their heart, their faith and belief in Him, and their worthiness. And only God has the power and ability to make judgments of billions of human beings as individuals, one at a time ... each with his or her own experiences and soul. For anyone here to feel able to step in and make sweeping determinations and warnings is short-sighted and arrogant.
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Default Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US! - 02-04-2015, 03:21 AM

You talk like a Jesuit.


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