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Old 09-25-2014, 03:00 AM
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So, because I refuse to sexualize a long-standing member of the church I'm queer?



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Old 09-25-2014, 06:48 PM
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irrational and unrelated like homosexuality and autism. That is the funniest thing i've ever read. We need to send you nuts over to syria and let you scrap it out with isis and then take out the winner. One group of retards fighting another retarded group about fairy tale books written thousands of years ago. Your theories and hatred are dangerous because you pray on the ignorant to believe in this garbage as well. The bible is toilet paper or rolling paper and that's really all its good for. I know you are afraid and need this cope with life and death but why so much hatred to cover your fears? Just live life to the fullest and enjoy it because you, just like me, hitler, the pope and everyone else will rot in the same soil sooner or later. Good luck on your journeys and please keep your fairy tales and hatred to yourself. Peace
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Old 09-25-2014, 10:06 PM
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irrational and unrelated like homosexuality and autism. That is the funniest thing i've ever read. We need to send you nuts over to syria and let you scrap it out with isis and then take out the winner. One group of retards fighting another retarded group about fairy tale books written thousands of years ago. Your theories and hatred are dangerous because you pray on the ignorant to believe in this garbage as well. The bible is toilet paper or rolling paper and that's really all its good for. I know you are afraid and need this cope with life and death but why so much hatred to cover your fears? Just live life to the fullest and enjoy it because you, just like me, hitler, the pope and everyone else will rot in the same soil sooner or later. Good luck on your journeys and please keep your fairy tales and hatred to yourself. Peace
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Old 09-27-2014, 04:28 AM
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Gasp! "Wide-Open"? What's ***removed disgusting insults about fornication*** Satan.

Besides, Wide-Open ***removed vile sexual reference*** you wear glasses, does this not mean that you cannot approach the alter (Lev. 20:21) and thus you cannot approach Heaven? Surely you will burn in hell for your diabolical eye sight?

God has always been associated with clouds, especially when he appeared to man. Clouds are formed from vapour, so who are you to call the substance of divinity something weak and attached to the devil?

The devil runs deep within your veins and he has fooled you in to believing you are on the path to righteousness, but your path is dark and twisted. You should fear god, because his judgment on you will be swift and just, plummeting you in to the fiery inferno of hell where you can finally receive ***removed more disgusting insults about fornication*** you've been craving your entire life.

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Old 09-27-2014, 06:34 AM
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Gasp! "Wide-Open"? What's ***removed disgusting insults about fornication*** Satan.

Besides, Wide-Open ***removed vile sexual reference*** you wear glasses, does this not mean that you cannot approach the alter (Lev. 20:21) and thus you cannot approach Heaven? Surely you will burn in hell for your diabolical eye sight?

God has always been associated with clouds, especially when he appeared to man. Clouds are formed from vapour, so who are you to call the substance of divinity something weak and attached to the devil?

The devil runs deep within your veins and he has fooled you in to believing you are on the path to righteousness, but your path is dark and twisted. You should fear god, because his judgment on you will be swift and just, plummeting you in to the fiery inferno of hell where you can finally receive ***removed more disgusting insults about fornication*** you've been craving your entire life.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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as a Christian I'm going to say you are stupid.you would rather have people smoke cigarettes and get cancer than vape I think you're going to go to hell for posting pictures of some guy indoorsmokers without his permission. I'm a Christian and I vape all day and night even in my church





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Really Friend? Have you learned nothing at all from this thread? Do you think we just warn you for the heck of it.

WATCH THIS!

One of the vapor leaders, who calls himself IndoorSmokers, just came out of the closet and ADMITTED he worships the beast himself.

Yes, this person admits to loving drink, sex, drugs, rockenroll, magic tricks (Acts 8:9 But there was a certain man, called Simon, which beforetime in the same city used sorcery, and bewitched the people of Samaria, giving out that himself was some great one!) And now the devil himself!

Don't believe me? Have a look at this:


The full video where he makes fun of us, and of all Upstanding Christians™, can be seen here. WARNING: MAY DAMAGE YOUR FAITH IF YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH!



Note how most commenters/fellow vipers agree with him and thus worship Satan too! (as if we needed that to be proven )

So, it's fair to say that he will end up being vaporized by Satan himself, and sodomized with an E-Huge topped with a broken Aspire Nautilus by his minions, 24/7 (not Seven/22 )once his stay on this earth is over. And we will be sitting in Heaven, at Jesus' right hand , with a cold beer (REAL BEER, NOT THE WEED BREW THIS DEVILISH VAPER IS CONSUMING), watching him squirm in agony. PRAISE!
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Liar.



At least start with some truth.

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as a Christian I'm going to say you are stupid.you would rather have people smoke cigarettes and get cancer than vape I think you're going to go to hell for posting pictures of some guy indoorsmokers without his permission. I'm a Christian and I vape all day and night even in my church
Friend, a real Christian would never call a True Christian™ stupid. That is akin to being blasphemous and denying the reality of Jesus.
God gave us tobacco and He wants us to consume it.
'Vaping' as you kids call it is unnatural and the work of the Devil. You might as well stick your tongue in an electrical socket if you need a recharge.
You know, when God rips your soul from your body on Judgment Day®, he will send you to Hell for your disrespectful ways and failure to follow His Magnificent =Word as is written in the KJV Holy Bible.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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as a Christian I'm going to say you are stupid.you would rather have people smoke cigarettes and get cancer than vape I think you're going to go to hell for posting pictures of some guy indoorsmokers without his permission. I'm a Christian and I vape all day and night even in my church
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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[QUOTE=Wide-Open;1066691]Hello Friends,
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Friends, do not say I didn't warn you. If you ever catch one of your kids with such a device, IMMEDIATELY REVERSE THE DAMAGE BY MAKING THEM SMOKE A REAL CIGARETTE.


Then, your kids get lung cancer.
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Then, your kids get lung cancer.
Except for the fact that Jesus is giving vapers EXTRA cancer.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You people, and yes I mean Christian people, are so far gone from reality, that I just had to say something. I randomly stumbled upon this thread, and it is a perfect example of your stupidity and blindness. You say you follow the bible to a T but we all know that you pick and choose what you want. So if your child curses at you, you will kill them?

Leviticus 20:9
"If there is anyone who curses his father or his mother, he shall surely be put to death; he has cursed his father or his mother, his bloodguiltiness is upon him.”

Of course you wouldn't. There are so many passages like this from the bible, but you choose to ignore them, and pick and choose for what it convenient for you. People choose religion because they are insecure, afraid of death, or need religion in order to be a good person. I don't believe in god and I don't cheat, steal, murder, I love my parents, my family, I donate money to good causes, I help people who are in need, and I don't need some god to tell me do this. Of course you do, because you are not good at heart, so you need to be threatened with eteneral hell damnation for eternity so scare you into being good. It's pathetic. Not saying that all Christian's are like that, My parents are very religious, as are many people I know and who are friends with, but your Baptist Christian ways are blackening the souls of good people and I feel sorry for you.

If there really is a hell, it'll be you who judges others so much, hates gays, etc who will end up in hell.
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...Of course you wouldn't. There are so many passages like this from the bible, but you choose to ignore them, and pick and choose for what it convenient for you...
That may be true for every other Christian out there, but not these people.

I'm serious. Go ahead and try them.

You find them violating the most insignificant verse of King James Bible in the most inconsequential fashion, and I will send you $100.

Good luck, dipshit.
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You say you follow the bible to a T but we all know that you pick and choose what you want. So if your child curses at you, you will kill them?

Leviticus 20:9
"If there is anyone who curses his father or his mother, he shall surely be put to death; he has cursed his father or his mother, his bloodguiltiness is upon him.”

Of course you wouldn't. There are so many passages like this from the bible, but you choose to ignore them, and pick and choose for what it convenient for you.
We must also follow the law of the land.

Rom 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.


Apparently God likes ordaining rulers who won't enforce Biblical law.

Rom 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Rom 13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:


If you do good, you don't have to be afraid of them -- unless the good you are doing is obeying Old Testament law.

Rom 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Rom 13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
Rom 13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.


However, we live in a democracy. We can lobby lawmakers and elect Christian officials in the hope of establishing a theocracy in which Old Testament law is the law of the land. Then we'd be able to obey God's Word completely.



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Maybe some do, but I didn't choose religion. I was born into a Christian home, and I am raising my children to be Christians.

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I don't believe in god and I don't cheat, steal, murder, I love my parents, my family, I donate money to good causes, I help people who are in need, and I don't need some god to tell me do this. Of course you do, because you are not good at heart, so you need to be threatened with eteneral hell damnation for eternity so scare you into being good.
People are essentially evil. If you don't have God in your life, how can you be good?

Jer 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Jer 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.


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If there really is a hell, it'll be you who judges others so much, hates gays, etc who will end up in hell.
So you don't believe in God or hell, but if there is a hell, you'll get to decide who goes there. That makes sense.
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I have never seen such twisting around of the words of the Bible. You people must have an IQ of around 50 (and that's being generous) because you can't think for yourself you have to refer to a book that was (supposedly) written thousands of years ago and you think that somehow times haven't changed and it still applies to life today.

God, Jesus, higher power, whatever is up there - I believe in it, but I don't think he's sitting there with a magnifying glass going "Oh gosh, Bob stopped smoking and started vaping to better himself - straight to hell! That assumption is ludicrous and unfounded until you start spending countless days / weeks analyzing every single verse and saying "Oh, if I twist this I can make vaping look bad"

I am no Bible expert and don't claim to be but didn't the Bible also say it was ok to beat your slaves?
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I have never seen such twisting around of the words of the Bible...
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So why not listen to people who are?

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...You people must have an IQ of around 50 (and that's being generous)...
That's an ad hominem, a logical fallacy. Using it just makes your case look weak, so stop it.

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...because you can't think for yourself you have to refer to a book that was (supposedly) written thousands of years ago...
No, it actually was written thousands of years ago (as evidenced by copies of the various books that have been found, that are thousands of years old).

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... and you think that somehow times haven't changed and it still applies to life today...
They know times have changed, just not for the better (in their opinions).

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...God, Jesus, higher power, whatever is up there - I believe in it...
No, you don't. You believe in some figment of your imagination that you have no support for, and yet you call them deluded?

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...That assumption is ludicrous and unfounded until you start spending countless days / weeks analyzing every single verse and saying "Oh, if I twist this I can make vaping look bad"...
Poisoning the well, another fallacy. Stop that, you're just making yourself look bad.

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What's your point?
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I have never seen such twisting around of the words of the Bible. You people must have an IQ of around 50 (and that's being generous) because you can't think for yourself you have to refer to a book that was (supposedly) written thousands of years ago and you think that somehow times haven't changed and it still applies to life today.

God, Jesus, higher power, whatever is up there - I believe in it, but I don't think he's sitting there with a magnifying glass going "Oh gosh, Bob stopped smoking and started vaping to better himself - straight to hell! That assumption is ludicrous and unfounded until you start spending countless days / weeks analyzing every single verse and saying "Oh, if I twist this I can make vaping look bad"

I am no Bible expert and don't claim to be but didn't the Bible also say it was ok to beat your slaves?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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