[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Do you really want to see all your unborn sperm babies ganging up on you in ?

Think about that next time you get all warm and tingly in your nether regions.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Do you really want to see all your unborn sperm babies ganging up on you in ?

Think about that next time you get all warm and tingly in your nether regions.

Amen Sister! I keep on telling my heathen second cousin that every time she touches herself in an ungodly manner, she is killing all the babies in her body and is defiling herself and can no longer wear white. She is ignoring me, calling me a "Bible-thumping-(inappropriate word for a female). My father has encouraged me to try to redeem her, yet I am at wits end to help her stop this senseless, self-gratifying serial killing of Soldiers for Christ What can I do, Mrs. Johnson?

[MitzaLizalor]

It's a funny thing, Miss Johnson, but as you know there's a disused railway station here in town and last night I was handing out Chick tracts to the degenerates who frequent the joint and I pretend I can't hear the remarks but they are neither subtle nor accurate and as usual there were trollops and floozies hanging around in the shrubbery so I went over to see if they were OK.

Well I have never been so revolted. "Chaperoned" is not the word I'm looking for but they were accompanied and it was rather dark so I turned on my torch ..well actually I pressed the wrong button and the thing started flashing that little red light thing ..what a stream of profanity I received. Never mind the nether regions these dissipated fools were tingling all over if ever I've seen it and actually encouraging abominations of every description which I will not even attempt to describe.

There was a sale of remnants at my material supplier last week and I got some great bargains, but in hindsight my choice could have been less vivid perhaps nevertheless, I don't want to get run over do I? The fabric turned out to be red light sensitive and I lit up like a gong. Intermittently.

Presumably that's why it was cheap.

LUKE
11:5-8 [Jesus] said unto them, Which of you shall have a friend, and shall go unto him at midnight, and say unto him, Friend, lend me three loaves; For a friend of mine in his journey is come to me, and I have nothing to set before him? And he from within shall answer and say, Trouble me not: the door is now shut, and my children are with me in bed; I cannot rise and give thee. I say unto you, Though he will not rise and give him, because he is his friend, yet because of his importunity he will rise and give him as many as he needeth.
KJV .. look up

Ignoring their comments—I am being polite here—I offered what i thought was an appropriate tract and I won't describe what happened to it but recalling Jesus' words I persited and sure enough got a result. One of the young gentlemen—I'm being polite again—came over to me and asked to see what I'd got? which was an encouragement so I opened my Bible and read from Proverbs:

PROVERBS
23:23-30 Buy the truth, and sell it not; also wisdom, and instruction, and understanding. The father of the righteous shall greatly rejoice: and he that begetteth a wise child shall have joy of him. Thy father and thy mother shall be glad, and she that bare thee shall rejoice. My son, give me thine heart, and let thine eyes observe my ways. For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men. Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes? They that tarry long at the wine; they that go to seek mixed wine.
KJV .. look up

He started laughing and whatever was mixed with his wine I don't want any, Miss Johnson. His trollop came over and I pointed to her and explained that she had no good intentions towards him. Hell would deliver a very specific torment for both of them as broad in its scope as she seemed narrow, now, to him. Being of a sober disposition I was able to avoid the brick she produced from nowhere but he was less fortunate and copped it right on the nose. They say banshees wail. Fury on this scale is beyond the ken of banshees however and purple faces turned in my direction urgent to destroy.

Satan places his highest priority on the crime you have brought up here and had not The LORD been with me I should have received more than just a brick. Bolting for cover underneath a derelict train-engine I was safe for the moment and eventually managed to wriggle out and crawl down the bank to my car. Imagine my delight to discover that all the Chick tracts were left behind and I know that in His hands they will reach the target He intended and that one more soul might be saved from the certain torment you have described.

[Jim Farmer]

Miss Lizalor, What an ordeal! You are a very brave woman. I am so pleased you escaped unscathed from that brick-wielding deep ditch of a whore. Next time, please wear a more subdued frock.

[Des]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Miss Lizalor, What an ordeal! You are a very brave woman. I am so pleased you escaped unscathed from that brick-wielding deep ditch of a whore. Next time, please wear a more subdued frock.

This is why I bring several of my security team along and wear body armor when I descend into the horrid depths of the underworld to bear Witness. God helps those who help themselves.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Why "people" with a quote? Aren't sperm babies people like everyone else?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

Why "people" with a quote? Aren't sperm babies people like everyone else?

You are right, Brother. I will fix that right away.

[Jedediah]

I currently have a manuscript on this very subject out for peer review. Key findings of my research have been summarized here.

[Witch Hammer]

Stop spermicidal perverts from massacring adorable, rosey-cheeked little wigglers with this Godly device.

Also, let us not forget that sluts who refuse to get pregnant are guilty of killing 12 to 13 potential Christian soldiers per year. It is a slower, more methodical method of baby killing than slaying hundreds of zillions of sperm with one furative blast of orgasmic rage, but menstruation is murder, too!