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*WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 03:09 AM
Don't say I didn't warn you! I was reading one of my favourite litblogs, Book*lut where I spied this link to a, don't choke on that beer now, a Christian sexual cult.
It's worst than anything that went on in the Bible--which you have to admit is a hard book to top--and get THIS: they distributed it to 12 year olds as they were considered to be "adults" in this hell-fire cult.
I can't believe such things were allowed to carry on in the Good Ol' Days!
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 03:16 AM
Hello Arethusa love!!
KEYWORDS: "Warning"...aha...."Explicit"....he,he OH YEAH....and...."Content"...lol. Those words ALWAYS grap my...ATTENtion.
Well, love, it...APPEARS...that you "true Christians" all come from...how shall I put it gently?
......AH yes!....DEVIANT STOCK!! lol And they distributed it to 12 year olds, love? I bet that's NOT all they distributed to them...if you catch my drift, love...(think GUTTER love!). LMAO
Well, my...my...I guess we ALL have SKELETONS in our closets don't we loves!!
ROFLMAO !!
"I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
"Don't dream it...BE IT!"
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 03:16 AM
Bah! Just another false Christian cult influenced by chink anime filth. I thought you had so much studying to do young lady? Too busy to practice making rabbit casserole, but enough time to search the internets for ungodly filth like this?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 03:35 AM
This stuff is perverse and horrid! Ladies, don't look!
http://media.xfamily.org/docs/fam/tk...-edens-sex.pdf
Sex in the garden of Eden, indeed!
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Bah! Just another false Christian cult influenced by chink anime filth. I thought you had so much studying to do young lady? Too busy to practice making rabbit casserole, but enough time to search the internets for ungodly filth like this?
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It was during one of my study breaks. Even God rested on the 7th day! This was my "7th".
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
It was during one of my study breaks. Even God rested on the 7th day! This was my "7th".
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Unless it were truly the sabbath when you read that, you're not allowed to rest woman.
Besides, looking at such filth, especially during the resting day, is ungodly.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 10:34 AM
This is no more than one of those Dippy-Hippy Cults founded in Californicationary in 1968.
One of their methods for getting folks into Christianity was "Flirty Fishing" which was no more than PROSTITUTION by another name!!
Another method was Love bombing. This is the deliberate use of an intense, concerted show of affection by a group of people toward an individual they seek to recruit or otherwise influence. GROUP SEX by another name!!
Jesus© weeps.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 12:46 PM
I really don't know what to say about that garbage.
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-12-2007, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by OPCjustin
I really don't know what to say about that garbage.
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Well, it's certainly a good deal more pure and holy than anything that's emerged from the Vatican't for a while now, that's for sure. But honestly, Arethusa, you should be ashamed of yourself. If you don't stop looking at that sort of False Christian smut, it's only a matter of time before you'll find yourself engrossed by vile websites about " anal sex according to the Word of God" or " fisting and God's Will." Is this really appropriate reading matter for a young Christian woman, I ask?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-14-2007, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Unless it were truly the sabbath when you read that, you're not allowed to rest woman.
Besides, looking at such filth, especially during the resting day, is ungodly.
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Which day can I look at it, then?
Sister Talitha I'm rather amazed at your knowledge of all those hippie sex practices! Is there something you want to share with us?
And Brother Temperance are you Satan in disguse trying to tempt with those unGodly pornographic links? Well it didn't work because I got my Catholic roommate to clik on them.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-14-2007, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
Which day can I look at it, then?
Sister Talitha I'm rather amazed at your knowledge of all those hippie sex practices! Is there something you want to share with us?
And Brother Temperance are you Satan in disguse trying to tempt with those unGodly pornographic links? Well it didn't work because I got my Catholic roommate to clik on them.
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My dear Arthur, being a True Christian™ Moderator on this Holy Forum I am allowed by the Pastors to view a little more of the Innernets than lesser females such as yourself.
I happened upon a site called Wiccanpediophilia (or something) in my search to close down Wiccan Websites before they can corrupt any more young people.
All carried out in my work for Landover.
If you continue to question me (or insult a Pastor) I may have to ask a Pastor to come over and Minister you.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-14-2007, 12:44 AM
I was just joking. Don't report me Sister, sometimes my tongue runs away with me.
(Arthur? That's just mean.)
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-14-2007, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
I was just joking. Don't report me Sister, sometimes my tongue runs away with me.
(Arthur? That's just mean.)
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Oh...........ok, but you must watch how you are using your tongue in future young Lady. There are those out there who may try and take advantage of such a thing.
Arthur....??.........Ah! Typo
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-14-2007, 12:58 AM
I think I've fainted about five times trying to make it through this thread. Thank the Lord for Landover Baptist, an oasis of holiness in the horrible desert that is the Sin-ternet.
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Re: *WARNING* EXPLICIT FALSE CHRISTIAN CONTENT -
01-14-2007, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
Which day can I look at it, then?
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Read it again:
"Besides, looking at such filth, especially during the resting day, is ungodly."
I said "especially", meaning it's more ungodly during the resting day as we are to keep it holy.
But it's ungodly any day you do it. Worry not your little head, woman:
"Don't watch it all" is the best guideline you can get concerning such filth.
Sigh.. you truly need a husband to guide you.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-14-2007 at 10:02 AM.
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