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Default If evolution is real... - 11-03-2010, 07:06 AM

Then why are there no sharks in my goldfish bowel. I have been breeding goldfish for a few days now and absolutely nothing has evolved! Surely if that atheist theory mumbo jumbo was correct, instead of just being really confusing, something will have evolved by now!

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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-03-2010, 07:44 AM

Those clowns would simply say it takes millions to billions years to do yet the Bible says the Earth is only 6,000 years.
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-05-2010, 09:02 AM

Evolution is Scientific Theory-The definition of scientific theory is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment. Such fact-supported theories are not "guesses" but reliable accounts of the real world. The theory of biological evolution is more than "just a theory." It is as factual an explanation of the universe as the atomic theory of matter or the germ theory of disease. Our understanding of gravity is still a work in progress. But the phenomenon of gravity, like evolution, is an accepted fact.

Therefore Evolution is fact
The process of how evolution happens is a theory. That is based on facts.
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-06-2010, 07:19 PM

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Evolution is Scientific Theory-The definition of scientific theory is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world, based on a body of facts that have been repeatedly confirmed through observation and experiment. Such fact-supported theories are not "guesses" but reliable accounts of the real world. The theory of biological evolution is more than "just a theory." It is as factual an explanation of the universe as the atomic theory of matter or the germ theory of disease. Our understanding of gravity is still a work in progress. But the phenomenon of gravity, like evolution, is an accepted fact.

Therefore Evolution is fact
The process of how evolution happens is a theory. That is based on facts.
So you have seen dinosaurs turn into dogs and baboons turn into humans? No, and neither has anyone else. The fact-supported theory is Creationism. Like kinds produce like kinds.
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-14-2010, 07:32 PM

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So you have seen dinosaurs turn into dogs and baboons turn into humans? No, and neither has anyone else. The fact-supported theory is Creationism. Like kinds produce like kinds.
Seeing is believing now? Have you seen God? No, yet we still believe in him. While I'm not necessarily supporting either side here, one does not need to see creatures evolve to believe in evolution. I'm not arguing for evolution here, I'm arguing for logic. Well, it's more like basic thought process.
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-14-2010, 08:01 PM

Does the person that made your car exist?

You have never seen him, have you. Yet you have the car. The car did not just pop out of a rock one day did it? It did not evolve from a motorcycle, did it? Some very smart people were ionvolved to make it happen. Well God is one smart cookie who created man.


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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-14-2010, 08:03 PM

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Seeing is believing now? Have you seen God? No, yet we still believe in him. While I'm not necessarily supporting either side here, one does not need to see creatures evolve to believe in evolution. I'm not arguing for evolution here, I'm arguing for logic. Well, it's more like basic thought process.
We believe in God because we have His Word as tangible and empirical proof. Why do you suppose it is the best selling book of all time?

Evolution is a fraud that only the gullible believe. Usually as an excuse for depravity without consequences.

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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-14-2010, 08:26 PM

Evolution takes millions of years. The Earth is about 5 billion years old (we know this through carbon dating), not 6000 ... lol not even sure how you came up with that number...
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-14-2010, 08:39 PM

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...The Earth is about 5 billion years old (we know this through carbon dating)...
Wrong. "Radiocarbon dating (sometimes simply known as carbon dating) is a radiometric dating method that uses the naturally occurring radioisotope carbon-14 (14C) to estimate the age of carbonaceous materials up to about 58,000 to 62,000 years." -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_dating


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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-19-2010, 09:27 AM

if evolution exsist, why aren't humans evolving? i think that people has just misunderstood the process of growing up, which is one of the miracles of god
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-19-2010, 10:58 AM

Why do you people refuse to listen? You say our hearts and minds are closed, but I think you should open them a little more.
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-20-2010, 12:57 AM

why are you saying I am refusing to listen?? I fully read your arguments.


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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-20-2010, 12:59 AM

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why are you saying I am refusing to listen?? I fully read your arguments.
You may have read the arguments, but you have not understood and accepted them.


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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-20-2010, 01:55 AM

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Why do you people refuse to listen? You say our hearts and minds are closed, but I think you should open them a little more.
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Friend I think you may need to seek professional help. Do you hear voices in your head?


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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-23-2010, 05:49 AM

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We believe in God because we have His Word as tangible and empirical proof. Why do you suppose it is the best selling book of all time?

Evolution is a fraud that only the gullible believe. Usually as an excuse for depravity without consequences.

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Then why are there no sharks in my goldfish bowel. I have been breeding goldfish for a few days now and absolutely nothing has evolved! Surely if that atheist theory mumbo jumbo was correct, instead of just being really confusing, something will have evolved by now!

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Because it takes at least a week to properly breed two goldfish, and evolution is the result of thousands of tiny mutations over the course of thousands of years.
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-23-2010, 08:21 PM

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Because it takes at least a week to properly breed two goldfish, and evolution is the result of thousands of tiny mutations over the course of thousands of years.
I'm glad Pastor Zeke and Arisdotle have reminded us of the well-documented fact that Mr. Darwin accepted Christ just before it was too late. Perhaps the Lord revealed to Mr. Darwin that the belatedness of his repentance had already cost him the life of a dear loved one (not that I would pretend know the God's ways). How forgiving is God, who finds room in His heart for such a devilish ape as Darwin, despite knowing full well how much scientific rabble the man's lies would continue to spawn in the coming years?

God ain't gonna put no shark in that goldfish bowl, because if he does, the goldfish are gonna be easy eatin for that shark, and soon you won't have any more goldfish, will you? Evolution (were it real) wouldn't give a peanut about the world's goldfish. An evolutionary world would be Hell on Earth, and we'd all just be swallowing one another up!
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Default Re: If evolution is real... - 11-23-2010, 08:59 PM

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Because it takes at least a week to properly breed two goldfish, and evolution is the result of thousands of tiny mutations over the course of thousands of years.
And people have been breeding goldfish for thousands of years. So why are there still goldfish? Why haven't they turned into something else?


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