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Default Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce - 02-21-2010, 11:07 PM

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You, too? That horrible playBoy! Let us Pray a Plague of Locust down upon His unHoly head!


May the bird of Paradise fly up His nose!
May his Wife be plagued with runners in her hose!
May an elephant caress His weary toes -
May the bird of Paradise fly up His nose!

Your prayer is truly inspiring. I know you made the Real Jesus smile.



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Default Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce - 02-21-2010, 11:10 PM

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I guess Obammy's wife has decided to do the same. He Certainly does look downhearted:


I don't understand who Obammy is

This looks like that fornicator Tiger Woods? Pox on him!


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Default Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce - 02-21-2010, 11:12 PM

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I don't understand who Obammy is

This looks like that fornicator Tiger Woods? Pox on him!
Well, Sister, they all look alike, you know, heh-heh...

Sort of like those little mix-ups with "Jesus"
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Default Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce - 02-21-2010, 11:39 PM

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Well, Sister, they all look alike, you know, heh-heh...

Sort of like those little mix-ups with "Jesus"
Oh, now I get it


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Default Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce - 02-22-2010, 11:51 PM

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What a terrible woman! I heard a rumour that Suzanne Hinn, not unlike a laxative abuser, developed a lazy colon after one Holy Ghost enema too many. Understandably, Benny was reluctant to lay his hands on that.
Perhaps a Holy Ghost high colonic would help clear her out, Mrs. Rogers!


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Default Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce - 02-23-2010, 12:38 AM

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Benny Hinn sings "He Touched Me" (2010)
Oh Lord™, seeing that title gave me such a fright!

Until I watched for myself, I feared there was some [faked] footage of Brother Hinn doing that old Barbra Streisand number in a piano bar



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Default Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce - 02-23-2010, 01:01 AM

Mistress Cookie, I can honestly say that seeing Benny Hinn do Barbra Streisand is something I pray never to witness!


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Default Re: Benny Hinn Can't Heal Marriage, Wife Files For Divorce - 02-23-2010, 03:38 AM

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Mistress Cookie, I can honestly say that seeing Benny Hinn do Barbra Streisand is something I pray never to witness!
Now, Barbara doing Benny-knocking-people-to-the-floor, that might be something to see.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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