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Default Should I Sell my Wife or Become a Eunuch? - 09-28-2012, 04:44 AM

Brothers in CHRIST,

It's been a long time coming, but it seems that my JESUS has sent my wife the menopause.

I have been told this means that she is no longer able to produce children, although I'm confident that GOD could work a miracle for us and cause my wife to become pregnant any time He wants her to.

I have been waiting for that miracle since I married her in 1982, and I am starting to lose hope that she will ever get pregnant.

Since it is obvious that GOD doesn't want my wife to be pregnant (it is no doubt her own fault) I am left with two options:

1. Sell my wife in accordance with GOD's law and get a better one who is blessed with a fertile womb,

Or,

2. Take the plunge and become a True Christian eunuch in accordance with JESUS' instructions in the Bible.

I really don't want to sell her. I don't need the money, and she is a fine cook.

On the other hand, I can't have sex with her anymore since it would be non-procreative, and that would be a waste of my precious seed.

I do not want to lapse into the downward spiral of masturbation, so I am thinking of just becoming a eunuch for JESUS.

Maybe some of my True Christian eunuch friends would like to advise me?

Thank you, brothers!



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