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Default Re: Hello :) - 07-02-2018, 03:07 AM

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I don't drink, I swore off hard drinks ,and beer I don't smoke anymore and don't do drugs I'm 3 years clean.
Dear Curtis,


When you say 3 years clean do you mean that you had a bath 3 years ago?


Just curious.


About the drugs and booze, you really should speak to someone about that. It is very bad for your health and you could end up with some nasty diseases.


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Default Re: Hello :) - 07-02-2018, 11:19 AM

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I don't drink, I swore off hard drinks ,and beer I don't smoke anymore and don't do drugs I'm 3 years clean.

If it's been 3 years since you bathed I would highly recommend you bathe more often!


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Lightbulb Re: Hello :) - 07-02-2018, 11:49 AM

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If it's been 3 years since you bathed I would highly recommend you bathe more often!
Dear Mr. Merriweather,

There is no need to chastise people for having dirt on their skins. Jesus has told us that cleanliness is secondary.

Matthew 15:20
These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.

Please continue growing in Godliness, Mr. Merriweather. You will find our Forum, God's Favorite, most illuminating!


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Default Re: Hello :) - 07-02-2018, 02:16 PM

Dear Mr. White,


My apologies, you're absolutely right!


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Default Re: Hello :) - 07-03-2018, 08:21 AM

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Dear Curtis,


When you say 3 years clean do you mean that you had a bath 3 years ago?


Just curious.


About the drugs and booze, you really should speak to someone about that. It is very bad for your health and you could end up with some nasty diseases.


YIC
TT
About the drugs and booze I have not touched it in 3 years


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-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Greetings Tiffany, welcome to the forum. I understand how confusing it is when trying to think outside the boxes you've been indoctrinated into. There are even people who worship something they call a "prophet" or a "saint" but due to various dogmas drummed into them from birth (or probably before if speech [incl. songs & droning chants] is involved which is quite loud in utero) they deny it. No we're not WORSHIPing the "prophet" or the "saint" haha, they will tell you. But obviously they are.


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Hello everyone, my name is Tiffany and I'm new to the forums. First off, I'd like to address and admit that I was baptized as a baby and raised and belonged to a Catholic church, called Holy Name of Jesus. However, I did not and still do not agree with the Catholic faith on their views of the Holy Bible. I have converted to Christianity and view the Holy Bible as the supreme authority of our faith. I have suffered from mental and emotional stress throughout my teen years and was even diagnosed with Bipolar disorder and in my lowest depression, I turned Jesus for help and comfort. I am ready to repent for my sins and turn my way to God's way. I trust that God has a plan for us My favorite bible verse is
When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.” (John 8:12, New International Version)
I can relate so much because when I was at my lowest points throughout these past few months, I've found comfort in Jesus. It was almost as though he lifted me out of the darkness and into the light
One important step is reading The Bible. Not one with added or deleted verses but The Bible as intended by God for us. I'm happy to post a link.


https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org
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I About the drugs and booze I have not touched it in 3 years
Please forgive Mr Taylor, he tends to be a little over agressive to those unsaved. That, I think, is what prevents him from becoming a True Christian yet.


About the booze, you know God want us to drink a little bit. But if it makes you unconfortable, I can understand


1 Timothy 5:23 - Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.



Proverbs 31


6 Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.


7 Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.



But that is if wine does not make you drunk:


Ephesians 5:18 - And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;



You know, is always difficult (yes, the gate is strait, and the path is narrow)


So, moving to other staff, Curtis, how is your relationship with God lately? Do you feel it stronger?


Did you vote Trump? Will you in 2019?


Thanks for being here! It is much appreciated.


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Please forgive Mr Taylor, he tends to be a little over agressive to those unsaved. That, I think, is what prevents him from becoming a True Christian yet.


About the booze, you know God want us to drink a little bit. But if it makes you unconfortable, I can understand


1 Timothy 5:23 - Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.



Proverbs 31


6 Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.


7 Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.



But that is if wine does not make you drunk:


Ephesians 5:18 - And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;



You know, is always difficult (yes, the gate is strait, and the path is narrow)


So, moving to other staff, Curtis, how is your relationship with God lately? Do you feel it stronger?


Did you vote Trump? Will you in 2019?


Thanks for being here! It is much appreciated.
better I been reading slowly so I miss nothing I'm currently in Daniel and if Trump runs again I will


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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