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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-09-2008, 10:39 PM
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If you make them happy, they'll want to have sex with you.
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They'll do it because it is the Christian duty. Their selfish pleasure has nothing to do with sex. A TRUE Christian™ home is not some brothel with a non-stop orgy going on inside. They can lay down and think of Jesus the eleven or so times they are required to procreate.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-16-2008, 11:01 AM
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What if you make whoopie in the kitchen, but no kitchen implements are used? Except the counter we used as a bed?
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I'm pretty sure there is something in Leviticus against that.
Yes, the 15th chapter if I'm correct.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-16-2008, 01:14 PM
I still don't even understand the title of this thread.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-24-2008, 01:03 PM
you guys are pathetic, its just an orgasm. its a normal body function. you people act like its a sin to have one. yet who gave you that function? GOD not satan or anyother being. God gave you the ability to have an orgasm. why? i believe its so we will want to have sex thus creating babies and keeping the species alive.
ooo omfg dildos....crybabies, sure it may not be normal sex but those who choose to use them are probably not christians so who cares?
if you people find all this so disgusting then quit making forums about it! you only bring this on yourselves by doing so. if you want to learn more about the subject then go ask your wife...-____- stupid as hell...
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-24-2008, 02:09 PM
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you guys are pathetic, its just an orgasm. its a normal body function. you people act like its a sin to have one. yet who gave you that function? GOD not satan or anyother being. God gave you the ability to have an orgasm. why? i believe its so we will want to have sex thus creating babies and keeping the species alive.
ooo omfg dildos....crybabies, sure it may not be normal sex but those who choose to use them are probably not christians so who cares?
if you people find all this so disgusting then quit making forums about it! you only bring this on yourselves by doing so. if you want to learn more about the subject then go ask your wife...-____- stupid as hell...
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I considered your proposition and asked Mrs Bathfire. Once she had recovered from the initial shock, she confirmed that nothing vaguely answering the descriptions given has ever happened to her. She suggested that if these "organisms" did happen, women would be off all over the place fornicating left, right and center with anyone who came to hand, male or female! She added that this could not possibly be part of God's Plan!
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-25-2008, 07:08 AM
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She suggested that if these "organisms" did happen, women would be off all over the place fornicating left, right and center with anyone who came to hand, male or female! She added that this could not possibly be part of God's Plan!
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Amen, Brother Bathfire. Mr. Rogers (may he rest in peace) was a very generous husband; however, he never left one of these grubby "organisms" within my private parts (please forgive my crude language), nor gave me one for my birthday, hidden within a birthday card. Therefore, I too doubt their existence.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-03-2008, 10:15 PM
Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-03-2008, 11:58 PM
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Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-13-2008, 07:20 PM
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Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok
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Pops was just following what the Good Book said in Proverbs. It's sicko perverts like you who think the only way to have fun is a drunken, hookah-fest orgy! Why don't you pick up the KJV and read Song of Solomon sometime if you want REAL fun! Or hang out outside Arco Arena and hand out Gospel tracts to those godless drug-addicts going to see Jordin Sparks in concert. THERE'S a good time, lemme tell ya.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-13-2008, 08:40 PM
Isn't Arco arena north-east of SodoM?
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-14-2008, 06:30 AM
A sin!?, it is not just a sin in the eyes of Allah!!! Any woman who experiences this *ever* will answer to Allah on the Last Day. Allah the merciful will her cast her into fire and burn and writhe in agony for all time.
A woman's proper purpose is to satisfy the male, experience pain, and produce at least 8 male children to grow up to be soldiers of Allah. If she is barren or unpleasing or orgasming or rebels against the authority of the man she must be cast out and her head must be lopped off in an honor killing and hoisted in front of other potential adultresses.
"O you who believe! Save yourselves and your families from a Fire whose fuel is women and stones, over which are angels stern [and] severe, who flinch not [from executing] the Commands they receive from Allaah, but do [precisely what] they are commanded." (66:6)
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-14-2008, 06:39 AM
Are you in the right forum?
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-14-2008, 06:44 AM
Also, we don't bother with all these chastity belts we just cut a womans pleasure organ clean off before they ever have a chance to orally rape the weak infidels and polytheists with their giant cli***us like they do in the soon to be burnt Great Satan, Allah willing
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-14-2008, 01:06 PM
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Also, we don't bother with all these chastity belts we just cut a womans pleasure organ clean off before they ever have a chance to orally rape the weak infidels and polytheists with their giant cli***us like they do in the soon to be burnt Great Satan, Allah willing
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I'm not sure about this mutilation stuff. That seems a little extreme.
Abu, why don't you introduce yourself in the introdution forum under general church fellowship.
Tell us a little something about yourself.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
08-13-2008, 03:59 AM
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A typical male answer. the correct answer however is that when a woman didn't have an orgasm the man didn't perform up to specs.
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No the woman didn't have the orgasm because some men don't care enough to help them achieve it. Men have higher sex drives, which for -some- means, higher SELFISH sex drives. A true man would want his wife to enjoy their LOVE MAKING/BABY MAKING as much as he does, as God would intend. A female orgasm isn't a sin, it means she is enjoying the time you two are having. So please, don't be so arrogant and show love to your wife as it is written in the inscriptions.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
08-13-2008, 08:46 AM
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No the woman didn't have the orgasm because some men don't care enough to help them achieve it. Men have higher sex drives, which for -some- means, higher SELFISH sex drives. A true man would want his wife to enjoy their LOVE MAKING/BABY MAKING as much as he does, as God would intend. A female orgasm isn't a sin, it means she is enjoying the time you two are having. So please, don't be so arrogant and show love to your wife as it is written in the inscriptions.
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I don't even know what this fruitcake is talking about. Anyone?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
08-14-2008, 04:09 AM
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as it is written in the inscriptions.
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What is eHate? Is that some new website?
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
08-14-2008, 05:11 AM
Why would GOD send a woman to HELL for making origami paper toys? They are delightful and keep one occupied for hours!
What has this guy been smoking?
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
08-14-2008, 05:48 AM
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I don't even know what this fruitcake is talking about. Anyone?
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Well, Zeke, it seems to me that he thinks women are supposed to enjoy sex, something you'll never find in the KJB. Also, he's probably a registered Democrat.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
08-15-2008, 06:38 AM
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No the woman didn't have the orgasm because some men don't care enough to help them achieve it. Men have higher sex drives, which for -some- means, higher SELFISH sex drives. A true man would want his wife to enjoy their LOVE MAKING/BABY MAKING as much as he does, as God would intend. A female orgasm isn't a sin, it means she is enjoying the time you two are having. So please, don't be so arrogant and show love to your wife as it is written in the inscriptions.
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Enjoyment!?! A women experiencing enjoyment during anything other than watching her children be blown to bits or used as human shields is Haram!
A womens duty is to lay down like a corpse, while the hairy, smelly Islamic man does his business to the point of trying to simultaneously induce suffering and make more baby suicide bomblets!! Sexual enjoyment by women is punished when we cut their sinful abominable parts for all the village to see!
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