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Default Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-21-2012, 01:38 AM

Some of my paid shills were over at that commie HuffingtonPost blog today, planting anti-union and anti-global warming comments, when they stumbled across a story which they thought I should know about. Normally I wouldn't even look at that lying Marxist propaganda web site, and I'm sure the rest of you don't, especially since you can learn The Truth by listening to Rush Limbaugh or watching Fox News. Those of you who completed home schooling and can actually read might prefer to get your news from reputable web sites such as Drudge Report or KKK.com, for example.


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But sometimes we've just got to read those lefty blogs to know what the enemy is up to. I usually don't bother myself, unless my shills tell me something important has come up.

Anyway, for nearly a month now, terrorist blogs like HuffingGayPost have been whining about the fatal shooting of some Negro named Trayvon Martin. Seems that 17-year-old Trayvon was walking home from 7-Eleven, carrying some Skittles and a Coke and talking on a cell phone. He was spotted by alert self-appointed vigilante George Zimmerman, a "multi-racial" (half-breed) Hispanic man, who rightfully thought that a Negro walking in a white neighborhood was cause for alarm. So Zimmerman dialed 911 while pursuing the Negro in his SUV. The liberal leftist police dispatcher told Zimmerman not to pursue, but he ignored that commie advice, confronted the "unarmed" Trayvon, and finally shot and killed him. The police rightly decided it was self-defense and let Zimmerman go. This has caused an uproar, and all the commies have huddled together and demanded that Zimmerman be charged for manslaughter.

Normally, when a Spic shoots a Negro, I just shrug it off, but this particular case is simply outrageous. First of all, the Negro wasn't unarmed. He was carrying Skittles! It just so happens that I know a lot about this dangerous product, since my company recently bought the manufacturer. Originally, Skittles was invented and marketed by a British corporation, Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company. Now it's bad enough when Euroweenie tea-sipping Nancy boys are allowed to sell their food products to patriotic Americans, especially something like this which contains no animal products. As all True Christians know, vegan food causes homoism. It's made even worse by the fact that this manufacturer pays their workers slightly more than minimum wage - thus, they've given in to the union thugs. So not only is it a fag company run by cheese-eating surrender monkeys, but it's also socialist!

Which is where my company comes in. Last December, Uranus Corporation decided to buy the Skittles brand, and we've since moved manufacturing to China. We've changed the ingredients a bit, especially the parts referred to with the catch-all phrase "artificial flavors" and "artificial coloring". I can state without doubt that Skittles are anything but "harmless" like the liberals claim. By any reasonable standard, they are a deadly weapon, and Zimmerman was right to put that Negro down. The exact chemical formula of Skittles remains a trade secret, but by comparison Fukushima was a just a sideshow.


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In short, this was a justifiable homicide. Or maybe homocide, since even Negro bucks are known to go on periodic gay rampages. But Obama and the powerful Muslim Negro lobby are demanding "justice" for Trayvon Martin, and the liberal media has jumped in. As True Christians, we need to start our own "Free Zimmerman" campaign. If you doubt that, just ask yourself if you want to give up your right to defend your neighborhood from rampaging Negro teenagers intent on raping your daughters and attacking Godly vigilantes with dangerous weapons like Skittles.

Plus I'd like to add that I feel "personally threatened" by any decision to prosecute Zimmerman. Although I don't personally shoot intruders, my bodyguards have already eliminated about 30 or 40 locals who wandered too close to my vacation mansion here in Cambodia. It's not my fault that they ignored the "No Trespassing" and "Warning: Landmines" signs, though it's possible they couldn't read. The 2nd Amendment protects the right to bear arms, landmines included. Self-defense is a human right.


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-21-2012, 02:04 AM

So the jig was a queer? That's probably why it got shot. Spics don't like getting cornholed.


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-23-2012, 04:50 PM

Our "president" says if he hadn't been cursed with only daughters, his son would have looked like the colored boy who got killed.

Well of course he would! All those coloreds look pretty much the same. When they go to the jail to pick up their kids, how do they know they're getting the right ones back?


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-23-2012, 05:20 PM

I for one am very pleased to see there are people marching. Celebrating the death of a needless jigaboo child is a wondrous thing. I thank Jesus for the untold welfare babies that will not be born, the number of liquor store robberies that have been thwarted, the personal assaults and theft of diamond encrusted Rolexs that will not happen now.

People do not seem to realize what "Private Property/Gated Community" means. Possession is 9/10ths+ of the law. Mr. Zimmerman had every right to do what ever he wanted to do with the abandoned niglet left on his property. I am impressed for a spic, one shot, one kill. Usually they need to expend an entire magazine.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-23-2012, 05:30 PM

Don't forget about all the white women who won't be raped.


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Don't forget about all the white women who won't be raped.
That is a Godly point. I'm sure you will rest easier tonight with that young hoodie-wearing thug off the streets!
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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-27-2012, 04:59 PM

OK. The beaner shoot the blackie for walking in neighborhood of whites. But who shoot the beaner for be in white neightborhood?

I think both be scared of each other for none belong but beaner shoot first? Like american cowboys old west yes?
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OK. The beaner shoot the blackie for walking in neighborhood of whites. But who shoot the beaner for be in white neightborhood?

I think both be scared of each other for none belong but beaner shoot first? Like american cowboys old west yes?
The MSM is calling Zimmerman a white beaner (aka "white hispainc") – I didn't know there was such a thing. Someone needs to get their story straight. Frankly, with a nigra hopped up on Skittels and a beaner hopped up on tacos and burritos it's a coin toss as to what the outcome is going to be.

With all the Jiggaboo's. Wannabee's, and Wigger's floating around it's easy to become confused.



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The MSM is calling Zimmerman a white beaner (aka "white hispainc") – I didn't know there was such a thing.
Brother William, I think what the MSM means is that Zimmerman is a white guy trapped in a beaner's body. By changing his name to George Zimmerman (instead of Hugo Chavez or Pepe Escobar or some other beaner name), he was trying to cleanse himself of beaner genes. Shooting a jig was also a step in the right direction.

On the other hand, Zimmerman could have done more. For example, he could have bleached his hair blonde, or bought contact lenses to make his corneas appear blue. So he's not entirely blameless.

At my country club we've started a fund to help George Zimmerman become white. I have an excellent plastic surgeon, so if we can raise the necessary money, Zimmerman's face can be altered to something more northern European in appearance. That plus some drugs to bleach his skin his skin white (like Michael Jackson used), and Zimmerman could well be on his way to recovery from the cruel symptoms of beaneritis.

Quite frankly, I find it heartwarming to see a young man trying so hard to fight the devilish fate that nature dealt him. Maybe we need to expand this into some kind of charitable campaign like the March of Dimes - contribute so we can find a cure for the beaner birth defect that has crippled millions.


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As a Christian I'm certainly behind your noble cause Brother Fred. Certainly our ex-negro ministries have been a huge success, but we have no track record with the beaners – and there are a number of problems with them that can't be solved just by introducing mayonnaise into their diets (Catholicism being one of them). While Ann Coulter has been promoting the "perfection" of Jews, the "Jews for Jesus" crowd still insists that they are Jews instead of Christians.



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Forgive me for correcting you Brother - the Lord knows I tried to forget him as well - but we do have a track record with Don Bozo - and a very very disappointing one at that... I wonder on what street corner he is now sleeping in his own vomit.

I think it's fair to say that they are almost a lost cause, but as Christians we might indeed have to give it another shot.


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-29-2012, 05:43 AM

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As a Christian I'm certainly behind your noble cause Brother Fred. Certainly our ex-negro ministries have been a huge success, but we have no track record with the beaners – and there are a number of problems with them that can't be solved just by introducing mayonnaise into their diets (Catholicism being one of them)
I understand that it's a challenge trying to cure genetic diseases like negrosis and beaneritis, and success isn't always guaranteed. In case of the beaners, not only are we confronted with mental illnesses like Catholicism, but the beaners have an even worse speech impediment than Negroes. Jive talk is hard to understand, but it's not totally unintelligible. The beaners, on the other hand, speak in devilish tongues known as Hispanorican - doesn't even sound human!

Fortunately, as part of the plastic surgery, the procedure also calls for sterilization so that the patients don't pass down this horrible genetic disorder to their children. I can report that this part of the treatment has been 100% successful.


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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 05:43 PM

That Zimmerman character should take the parents to court and sue them for the cost of the bullet. If they do not give him the money Zimmerman should have the right to mount the head of his kill on the wall of his home.
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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 03:47 PM

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The MSM is calling Zimmerman a white beaner (aka "white hispainc") – I didn't know there was such a thing.
If this be white



Then is Obama white too?

What is next? People will say her is white too even though clearly brown beaner.

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Default Re: Negro Assaults with Skittles, gets shot - 03-28-2012, 03:52 PM

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If this be white



Then is Obama white too?
No, the differances is lifestyle choices.

Zimmerman chose to be born to a white father and hispanic mother. Therefor Zimmerman is white.

Obama chose to be born to a black father and white mother. Therefor Obama is a secret, anti-colonialist Muslim.



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