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Mr. Joe Arpaio. A Man of God, a Godly Man. A good friend with Mr. Donald Trump, our President.



Recently, this wrongly-accused man who had been defying a court order to stop racially profiling Hispanic suspects and illegally enforcing immigration policy was pardoned by his great friend, Donald Trump. He's also a strong candidate to be one of the leaders of the Free World, that is Republican U.S. of A.

A few days ago, Mr. Arpaio was interviewed by a European journalist. This in-depth interview concentrated on the pivotal issues of guns, the silliness of gun control, and free access to weaponry. In addition, it was a highly personal glimpse into the mind of a fervent admirer of President Trump and Jesus. We learned that the friendship between these two men is as close as that between David and Jonathan (1 Samuel 20:17). Ladies, please be warned that the following quote contains strong language with vulgar vocabulary about oral sex.
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In reference to the explosive Trump dossier, [the reporter] asks Arpaio, who is a close ally of Donald Trump, whether the president might have had a golden shower, to which the sheriff replies: "Wouldn't surprise me."
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"If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, 'Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blow job,' would you say yes?"
"I may have to say yes," Arpaio replies.
OK. Two issues. President Trump enjoys gold. That is totally OK. So did Abraham.

Genesis 13:2
And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in
gold.




Second. Joe Arpaio wants to receive oral sex from President Trump. Well, who wouldn't?! It would certainly be physically a mind-blowing job from the sweet mouth of our beloved President. But, we all ask, is it Biblical!? And, ever more importantly, does this deep desire matter by itself. We'll answer the second question first. It does. The fleeting instant when Sheriff Arpaio fantasized about being satisfied by President Trump fixed this incident as an actual fact.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.


Now we know that this oral sex not only took place in the unblemished mind of Mr. Arpaio. It actually happened. President Trump and Joe Arpaio committed this act. Does it matter? We've previously discovered that oral sex is a complex issue. Inserting a (sorry for the strong anatomical language) penis into a mouth is harmless from the spiritual viewpoint.

Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

Mark 7:18
And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him;

Mark 7:20
And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.

Now we are ready to make a Biblical judgment about this incident.
  • Joe Arpaio craved to receive oral sex from President Trump.
  • A craving or lust equals an actual act of oral fornication.
  • President Trump gave Spiritual oral sex to Joe Arpaio during this nanosecond.
  • President Trump is a True Christian™. A True Christian™ cannot sin (1 John 3:9).
  • Sin is commited when the penis exists a mouth. Just taking it in is not a sin.
  • This means that if Donald Trump continues to constantly think about keeping Joe Arpaio's penis in His mouth, no sin is committed.
Ergo, for the rest of His Sweet Life, Mr. Trump will have the pleasure of performing physically virtual but Spiritually True™ and everlasting oral sex to Joe Arpaio. I am sure that Mr. Arpaio understood this perfectly when he let his mind wonder to this Biblically complex but ultimately rewarding experience.

President Trump is a selfless man.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: When Will Joe Arpaio and Donald Trump Have Oral Sex? "I May Have to Say Yes" - 08-08-2018, 11:17 AM

After reading your post I too feel this connection with our president.


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Default Re: When Will Joe Arpaio and Donald Trump Have Oral Sex? "I May Have to Say Yes" - 08-09-2018, 03:56 AM

Jesus, to receive a BJ from the President, one might think they were getting actual seasoned pussy. (And that's a compliment.)



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Default Re: When Will Joe Arpaio and Donald Trump Have Oral Sex? "I May Have to Say Yes" - 08-09-2018, 04:22 AM

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Jesus, to receive a BJ from the President, one might think they were getting actual seasoned pussy. (And that's a compliment.)

It is my understanding that Our President enjoys grabbing those things, but why I cannot fathom.


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My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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